Redpill me on squids.

Redpill me on squids.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they will never achieve greater intelligence because of how they reproduce

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in contact with aliens
    >rumored to posses psychic abilities
    >rule the oceans with an iron but fair fist

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squid???

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo makes some sexy ones.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aggro and stupid. Love 'em.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they be squiddin’
    they don’t be not squiddin’

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's always a bigger fish.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly IS a fish?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the biblical sense if it has flippers and swims in the water its a fish.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the correct definition of a fish btw

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Moby-Dick check: true

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A miserable pile of fisherman's catch, but enough talk, have some lemon.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely tuna are to blame

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Black folk of cephalopods

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All squids are fine and cute but humboldt squids are the stuff of nightmares.

    They and chimps are the only animals that give me shivers and fear, they are fricking demonic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      look up mormon crickets

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Mormon cricket's cannibalistic behavior may lead to swarm behavior because crickets may need to move constantly forward to avoid attacks from behind.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta be squiddin' me

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're just misunderstood

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They eat less humans than octopuses and are less likely to be as dicks as octos even though they are more build for violence

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're inferior

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your time has passed old man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're just jealous because you'll never have a calcified external shell you dweeb.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine having a fricking crush depth as a sea creature. What the frick are you even doing?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumb and smelly

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are more of them in the oceans than fish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That can’t be true…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I just looked into this and all I can find says that squids are booming and fish are declining. Not that squids are more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the era of the squid is now

        I like when they're dried and shredded. Like super salty and savory jerkey.

        I've never heard of it, will have to try it

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They like to attack things regardless of size
    >picrel sharks with scars resulting from humboldt squid attacks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      humboldts are so cool

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battered and fried they cannot be beat. S-tier food

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like when they're dried and shredded. Like super salty and savory jerkey.

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