Recall all the snails you've ever stepped on.

Recall all the snails you've ever stepped on.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was collecting fire wood a while back, and there were snails hiding in the pile. I did my best to try to collect as many as I could and set them free in the bushes or in a mossy area. There were some casualties unfortunately (getting crushed by the logs as I was moving them).
    I think I saved over 20.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Step outside basement door on rainy night to dump dehumidifier water tank.
    >Crunch crunch crunch
    >It's like walking across the floor after someone spilled a bag of potato chips
    >Huh weird, how did all these nuts get here. I don't have a tree that drops nuts.
    >Take a few more steps
    >Crunch crunch crunch.
    >Dump water reservoir
    >Go back inside
    >Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
    >Okay, WTF is this.
    >Turn outside light on when I get inside.
    >MFW It was snails.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remember the last time I even saw a snail. But I can recall pouring salt on slugs when I was a kid. Pointlessly cruel, those guys

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats worse is almost stepping on them and having the self control to realize your shoe is on top of something fragile and easing off it only to realize youve already cracked the shell and it being a death sentence

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't step on snails but I do carry them to elevated places and put them there. I once took a snail from the grass and put them on a metal fence on a hot summer day.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't stepped on any snails.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a snail let alone stepped on one.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Feels bad man
    I try to put stones on top of them before I slam as hard as I can
    I hate incompletely crushing them and seeing their organs still whole, thinking about their suffering upsets me a lot

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no snails in chicago
    well at least not in my part

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    complex motives

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My sister stepped on a snail coming back from her lacrosse game and she started crying.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever walked on empty shells left behind by birds

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I work as a groundskeeper and snails love to congregate on the jerry cans in the storage area. I sometimes pick them off, bundle them up and step on them all at once. It's an oddly satisfying crunch.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these lil homies are delicious but I still feel bad when I hear dat cronch walking down the street

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you just not look at the ground ever? Snails are neither small nor hard to see on a paved surface.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never
      Stop
      Posting

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i no mean to

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recall any, but if there has been casualties they have been few

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In spring, when I come out to my lawn at night, I can hear and feel my footsteps killing baby snails by the hundreds

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, should've had tougher shells

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a desert, I don't think I've ever stepped on a snail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you brown?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pure Aryan White

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pure Aryan White

      Aussie. Go frick a dingo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, my Führer, I'm from Arizona.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The piss bottle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a the north east and I don't think I've ever stepped on one either.
      I find lots of dead ones on the beach.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but I saved many more. And yes, Yes I did. B4 you ask.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Harry
    RIP Peter
    RIP Laura
    RIP Jonathan
    RIP Pim
    RIP Lisa
    RIP Barbara
    RIP Hank

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    0
    A thread died for this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This homie levitates

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