I was collecting fire wood a while back, and there were snails hiding in the pile. I did my best to try to collect as many as I could and set them free in the bushes or in a mossy area. There were some casualties unfortunately (getting crushed by the logs as I was moving them).
I think I saved over 20.
>Be me >Step outside basement door on rainy night to dump dehumidifier water tank. >Crunch crunch crunch >It's like walking across the floor after someone spilled a bag of potato chips >Huh weird, how did all these nuts get here. I don't have a tree that drops nuts. >Take a few more steps >Crunch crunch crunch. >Dump water reservoir >Go back inside >Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch >Okay, WTF is this. >Turn outside light on when I get inside. >MFW It was snails.
whats worse is almost stepping on them and having the self control to realize your shoe is on top of something fragile and easing off it only to realize youve already cracked the shell and it being a death sentence
I don't step on snails but I do carry them to elevated places and put them there. I once took a snail from the grass and put them on a metal fence on a hot summer day.
Feels bad man
I try to put stones on top of them before I slam as hard as I can
I hate incompletely crushing them and seeing their organs still whole, thinking about their suffering upsets me a lot
I work as a groundskeeper and snails love to congregate on the jerry cans in the storage area. I sometimes pick them off, bundle them up and step on them all at once. It's an oddly satisfying crunch.
I was collecting fire wood a while back, and there were snails hiding in the pile. I did my best to try to collect as many as I could and set them free in the bushes or in a mossy area. There were some casualties unfortunately (getting crushed by the logs as I was moving them).
I think I saved over 20.
>Be me
>Step outside basement door on rainy night to dump dehumidifier water tank.
>Crunch crunch crunch
>It's like walking across the floor after someone spilled a bag of potato chips
>Huh weird, how did all these nuts get here. I don't have a tree that drops nuts.
>Take a few more steps
>Crunch crunch crunch.
>Dump water reservoir
>Go back inside
>Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
>Okay, WTF is this.
>Turn outside light on when I get inside.
>MFW It was snails.
I don't even remember the last time I even saw a snail. But I can recall pouring salt on slugs when I was a kid. Pointlessly cruel, those guys
whats worse is almost stepping on them and having the self control to realize your shoe is on top of something fragile and easing off it only to realize youve already cracked the shell and it being a death sentence
I don't step on snails but I do carry them to elevated places and put them there. I once took a snail from the grass and put them on a metal fence on a hot summer day.
I haven't stepped on any snails.
I have never seen a snail let alone stepped on one.
Feels bad man
I try to put stones on top of them before I slam as hard as I can
I hate incompletely crushing them and seeing their organs still whole, thinking about their suffering upsets me a lot
no snails in chicago
well at least not in my part
complex motives
My sister stepped on a snail coming back from her lacrosse game and she started crying.
I only ever walked on empty shells left behind by birds
I work as a groundskeeper and snails love to congregate on the jerry cans in the storage area. I sometimes pick them off, bundle them up and step on them all at once. It's an oddly satisfying crunch.
these lil niggas are delicious but I still feel bad when I hear dat cronch walking down the street
Do you just not look at the ground ever? Snails are neither small nor hard to see on a paved surface.
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I don't recall any, but if there has been casualties they have been few
In spring, when I come out to my lawn at night, I can hear and feel my footsteps killing baby snails by the hundreds
Sorry, should've had tougher shells
I live in a desert, I don't think I've ever stepped on a snail.
Are you brown?
I'm pure Aryan White
Aussie. Go fuck a dingo
No, my Führer, I'm from Arizona.
The piss bottle?
I live in a the north east and I don't think I've ever stepped on one either.
I find lots of dead ones on the beach.
Yes but I saved many more. And yes, Yes I did. B4 you ask.
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