Realistically, what's stopping you from quitting your wagie job and buying 5 acres in Bumfuck, Nowhere Texas to rehabilitate capybaras and rheas?

Realistically, what's stopping you from quitting your wagie job and buying 5 acres in Bumfuck, Nowhere Texas to rehabilitate capybaras and rheas? He did it.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bumfuck, Nowhere Texas

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to live the country life, don't remind me my goals I fail to reach, anon.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, what a cutie. The guy isn't bad either.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the guy who owns two capybaras named Quandale Dingle and Gort?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Urban Rescue Ranch on YouTube. He's got four capybaras, a bunch of ostriches and rheas, pigs, sheep, birds, dogs, all kinds of stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How DARE YOU forget to mention Da baby the kangaroo, and big ounce the cancer surviving prairie dog.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on his cute face :>

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How exactly is it profitable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, socialism. He gets government subsidies and online donations.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's *because* I'm a wagie that I can't afford to buy land.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you give me the money for that?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having to shuck and jive on youtube for wagie tips is just as bad as working a job

    Maybe even worse because the whole world can watch you humiliate yourself for mere money

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being poor, like the majority of americans in this soon to be destroyed kingdom of satan.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not american

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's stopping you from quitting your wagie job
    I don't have a job

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a socially awkward sperg. I don't have the charisma to appeal to normies and make them donate

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't drive because my eyes otherwise I would have a decade ago. I love big birds.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I think hes done and content, he adds more. How does this guy have that kind of money to buy all that shit PLUS pay the upkeep on all these exotic animals???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where's he from? Moving to texas from a normal state is like retiring in guatamala or something. I can sell my house in Colorado and literally buy a whole town in texas. The dollar goes a lot farther there. Anymore I think it's actually cheaper than mexico.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He gets insane views on his ad friendly videos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got YouTube paying out probably a couple grand a month, plus a Patreon, merch, and GoFundMe style donation drives for the larger projects. Not to mention it's a 501(c) so he doesn't pay taxes or for the volunteers who help out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you were willing to put up with all this greasy slimeball bullshit you could do more than collect some used birds on a patch of dirt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about the money. He's a servant of God

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All my exes live in texas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even Alexis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Cassie and Felicity and Jolene

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rural texas smells like ass and garbage

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bumfuck, Nowhere Texas
    Cartels

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lazy

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Debt.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm lazy, inept, but also very comfortable

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