Realistically, what's stopping you from quitting your wagie job and buying 5 acres in Bumfuck, Nowhere Texas to rehabilitate capybaras and rheas?

Realistically, what's stopping you from quitting your wagie job and buying 5 acres in Bumfrick, Nowhere Texas to rehabilitate capybaras and rheas? He did it.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bumfrick, Nowhere Texas

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to live the country life, don't remind me my goals I fail to reach, anon.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, what a cutie. The guy isn't bad either.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the guy who owns two capybaras named Quandale Dingle and Gort?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Urban Rescue Ranch on YouTube. He's got four capybaras, a bunch of ostriches and rheas, pigs, sheep, birds, dogs, all kinds of stuff.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How DARE YOU forget to mention Da baby the kangaroo, and big ounce the cancer surviving prairie dog.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on his cute face :>

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How exactly is it profitable?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, socialism. He gets government subsidies and online donations.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's *because* I'm a wagie that I can't afford to buy land.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will you give me the money for that?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having to shuck and jive on youtube for wagie tips is just as bad as working a job

    Maybe even worse because the whole world can watch you humiliate yourself for mere money

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being poor, like the majority of americans in this soon to be destroyed kingdom of satan.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not american

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's stopping you from quitting your wagie job
    I don't have a job

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a socially awkward sperg. I don't have the charisma to appeal to normies and make them donate

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't drive because my eyes otherwise I would have a decade ago. I love big birds.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I think hes done and content, he adds more. How does this guy have that kind of money to buy all that shit PLUS pay the upkeep on all these exotic animals???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      where's he from? Moving to texas from a normal state is like retiring in guatamala or something. I can sell my house in Colorado and literally buy a whole town in texas. The dollar goes a lot farther there. Anymore I think it's actually cheaper than mexico.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets insane views on his ad friendly videos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's got YouTube paying out probably a couple grand a month, plus a Patreon, merch, and GoFundMe style donation drives for the larger projects. Not to mention it's a 501(c) so he doesn't pay taxes or for the volunteers who help out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you were willing to put up with all this greasy slimeball bullshit you could do more than collect some used birds on a patch of dirt

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about the money. He's a servant of God

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All my exes live in texas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even Alexis?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Cassie and Felicity and Jolene

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rural texas smells like ass and garbage

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bumfrick, Nowhere Texas
    Cartels

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lazy

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Debt.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm lazy, inept, but also very comfortable

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