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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its not always about the size

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking pitbulls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      siamese_pitbull.jpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SMASHED

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bumo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    That's what having a soul and empathy does "to a homie, fr fr no cap".

    [...]
    They aren’t. Other races birthrates are dropping and “all white people are racist” conflicts with “all white people are going to be diluted”. I see the future of whites like the future of israelites. Always there. Always causing seethe. You can’t get rid of or change them.

    [...]

    [...]

    ^^^Your gay chamber is that way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gay chamber
      don't threaten me with a good time

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfin Squid

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They aren’t. Other races birthrates are dropping and “all white people are racist” conflicts with “all white people are going to be diluted”. I see the future of whites like the future of israelites. Always there. Always causing seethe. You can’t get rid of or change them.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's what having a soul and empathy does "to a homie, fr fr no cap".

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I give you Ted Cruz and his twin brother the Blobfish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >a saltie
    why do animal people talk like homosexuals
    you better be steve irwin because otherwise you owe me your testicles

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kind of interesting how this is one of those repeating structures like that of tree's roots and capillaries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These things frick with me so much because they look so god damn artificial.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these guys arent even living things

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whoa what the hell does that do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        flower nectar and pollen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine you're about to get head from this b***h and she goes all "looks like a job for the small mouth :)" after watching your dick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >xenomorph femdom
          Great, now there more porn I'll have to commission

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          XD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For eating pollen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF what species of parrot is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        black capped lory although all the lory/lorikeets have tongues like that.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This monster is directly responsible for the deaths of millions.
    no other animal species has been documented with the capacity for acts of evil like this one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sex with lain-chan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow my mind is blown!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I KNEW IT WAS THE SHADOW PEOPLE THEY TOLD ME I NEEDED MEDICATION FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      omg thats literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based, what animal is it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based, what animal is it?

      >WHO'S THAT POKEMON!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want vegans to go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Um, why is zhe Black?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damascus goat. purposefully inbred to look like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hideous middle eastern goat called the damascus goat or somesuch
        He should probably be in the smashed/slammed thread a few doors down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the result of goatfricker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a goat breed originating in the levant, hence the name
        excellent milk and meat btw, the downside is it looks like that

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Died after 2 years in captivity
    >Sat in filthy water and aggravated for 2 years as a captured relic, stressed and infected to death
    Why 3rd worlders do ths

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      It is believed by some activists and experts that captivity contributed to or even caused his death, as the pool would frequently be drained to allow visitors a better look at him. The lack of water caused stress on Lolong, as large crocodiles often need to spend a large amount of time in water to alleviate the stress their weight puts on their body. This lack of water added stress and helped damage his internal organs, potentially leading to his death.[27]

      Every non white needs to die.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they should be more like ytpipo.
        https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/08/13/freya-walrus-killed-euthanized-public-concerns/10318095002/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it was an unremarkable walrus except for getting dangerously close to people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whites suffer from excessive compassion, they killed it to protect the idiots that would near the walrus. A walrus that began roaming the area of its own accord. Non-whites however, took it upon themselves to capture an animal, and then proceed to carelessly kill it through neglect. It seems as if one side misused its abilities and the other just didn't fricking care

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It got a peaceful painless death, instead of suffering and dying horribly during a transportation attempt or while being "cared" for by minorities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pinoys in general are VERY good at killing unique specimens.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is it perspective or was his tail really that long?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's that long, Lolong is the biggest recorded Saltie ever at 20'3", it is said by the locals who caught it that there was even a bigger croc who they previously thought was lolong but refuted it when they saw that lolong was actually much smaller, they think there's a croc bigger than lolong at around 27~ feet. Sorry for bad english

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon, very cool. Where was Lolong caught? Was he a maneater?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          THE FRICK IS THIS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Starfish!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            looks like an Echinoderm but i don't think it's a starfish.
            Looks more like a brittle star of some kind judging from the lack of tube feet and shape of it's tendrils.
            The closest things I could find were basket stars though i couldn't say what species the one in the video is.
            They look much more elegant when they're not displaced from the ocean and shriveled up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Basket Star

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like what jumped at me from my toilet when I had DT.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There’s been a couple disappearances of fishermen and water Buffalo that people think he was responsible for.

          Also a 6 year old girl’s head was found by a river. No torso, just the head.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not as monstrous, but the sheer size of such an amphibian is impressive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait are those this guys grandkids or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        isn't it obvious?
        you might have forgotten but we all learned in school that amphibians were the first land animals. at the very least im sure you saw it on the magic school bus.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not on Wauf for doing well in school anon
          I mean logically it makes sense but I meant specifically is it the same lineage as the meme one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes - as an amphibian, it must necessarily trace back to the father of all amphibians.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but if we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we're just the monkeys that left home.
                it's the same logic as america splitting off from england, but england still exists.
                or, lutherans branching off from catholics but catholics still exist.

                also, the father of all monkeys doesn't exist anymore. the other monkeys changed a little bit too. kind of like how the British empire doesn't exist anymore but the UK does.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh I know I was just making fun of myself for asking stupid questions, sorry

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chimps came from people. All apes other than chimps are people. Chimps and bonobos are the humans that stopped evolving and degenerated into permanent demonhood. The common ancestor of humans and chimps was more like a gorilla than a human or a chimp.

                Gorillas and orangutans are different kinds of humans. Chimps and bonobos are demons that came from a period where humans were becoming more violent and sexual - we are leaving that period, they are still enjoying it. Humans are, therefore, the least people of the people despite their intelligence, until they can return to god and live an honest life - return to "monke". Simple? My psychologist came to genuinely believe this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bro what the heck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >My psychologist came to genuinely believe this
                lmao, if you ever wanted proof psychology was a pseudoscience.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he's not wrong thoughever

                pre flood man = pongo, gorilla
                man who caused the flood = hominini
                forgiven but still potentially evil man = homosexual (technically pan, gave himself a special name out of pride)
                accursed and evil man = pan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                is there more I can read about this idea somewhere?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>>/x/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                gee thanks, real specific

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No shit, it's where gays like you belong, now git.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You need to be taling your medication.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >gave himself a special name out of pride
                Didn't know there were chimp scientists
                >>>/x/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder what that other pair of chromosomes does?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lost when we hybridized with pigs (19 pairs of chromosomes) and the back-crossed creatures finally genetically stabilized

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me more about the hybridization

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Visit ukraini and you will see

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're conflating "Hominid" with "Human". They are not the same at all. The genus homosexual includes regular Humans and Neanderthals, but doesn't include a non-Chimpanzee related ancestor like Australopithecus. Only the homosexual genuses are Humans, not the whole Hominid tree (because that tree is basically "Human-like").

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We didn't come from modern day primates, Modern day primates and us came from the same common ancestor.
                It's like we're cousins and our common ancestor is our grandma.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we are that guys grandkids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody gansta till the penis starts walking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do salamanders have fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Koolasuchus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are the so fricking moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats nothing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thought that was a worm-on-string silhouette.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Del Lago

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never realized how fricking terrifying these actually were as a kid. that's some body horror shit that just goes over every kid's head.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Every kid
        No anon, just you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's right tho, autist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >never realized how fricking terrifying these actually were as a kid.
        Yes, this picture is really crappy...
        If you remember then please tell me a cartoon name. I'm forgot...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Aaahh!!! Real Monsters" is the name

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >real monsters
      you dumbass, frick you

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lolong was a waste...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's that long, Lolong is the biggest recorded Saltie ever at 20'3", it is said by the locals who caught it that there was even a bigger croc who they previously thought was lolong but refuted it when they saw that lolong was actually much smaller, they think there's a croc bigger than lolong at around 27~ feet. Sorry for bad english

      Don't worry. There are still 20 foot crocs living in the world. It's better they remain unrecorded and free.

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