>rat

>rat
could, but could die long term due to disease from its bite
>house cat
could with a few scratches
>goose
could easily, maybe some scratches
>medium sized dog
could, could be problematic if he has rabies and manages to bite me
>eagle
tricky one, out in the open it can attack from above and blind me game over. I'd say could most of the times anyway, just need to be careful about eyes.
>large dog
could but difficult, depends on the breed also. Pits can be nightmare.
>chimp
could win 75% of the times. In that cases I think I will sustain some serious injury though
>cobra
could win EZ, the point is the aftermath as it probably managed to bite me. I guess it's a draw long term (using antidotes is cheating so I can't cure myself)
>kangaroo
depends on the type. I can heem every type except the very big red ones. But the big ones can't defeat me either so it's a draw with them
>wolf
yes, EZ (medium size dog)
>crocodile
on water no. On terrain yes 50% of the times (need to hop on his back)
>gorilla
on terrain no. In water I could see myself winning though through sheer trickery
>lion
90% I lose but if I can surprise him from the back and hold onto his tail there is some hope
>elephant
they are not that agile, you just need to quick shift moves standing near him at the sides or back (not near the trunk otherwise it's gg). Then you can wear him out and tap in finally. Still I'd say elephant wins most of the times.
>grizzly bear
this one is actually impossible

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chimps are strong as shit, they're nothing but muscle, they're so dense they can't swim. Any time you see a movie or TV show with a monkey, that animal is dopes to the gills to make it friendly and compliant. In a cage fight with no weapons, a chimp is ripping off the arms and jaw or any person you throw at it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek i could easily kill all of those with my fists except probably a polar bear and a tiger

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How tough are eagles really? I doubt their claws are really as sharp as knives. I feel like I could just civer my eyes with one arm, then grab him and smash him against the ground and it's game over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not sharp like a blade edge, sharp like needle or fish hook. Their weapons puncture and crush.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’re fragile but a harpy eagle can drive its hind talon through bone pretty easily

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rat
    99/100
    >Cat
    99/100
    >Goose
    99/100
    >Medium dog
    99/100
    >Eagle
    99/100
    >Large dog
    90/100
    >chimp
    5/100
    >cobra
    90/100
    >kangaroo
    45/100
    >wolf
    45/100
    >crocodile
    1/100
    >gorilla
    1/100
    >Lion
    1/100
    >elephant
    0/100
    >grizzly
    1/100

    the 1/100 are technically possible in a non-zero % chance but it's so small as to not be worth doing the math, but is technically possible by virtue of people having done it before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cat
      >99/100
      ive seen 2 women lose fights with cats with my own eyes irl. theyre small and seem like all they do is bite and scratch but they are super fast and apparently have a super syian mode where they jump on your head and scratch your eyes out. a girl had to be taken to the ER after an "allegedly" rabid cat attacked her. idk if the cat had rabies but i had never in my life seen a 4-5kg animal physically dominate someone 10 times its size and made me earn a lot of respect for cats and lost much more for women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Accurate post. Depending on exactly what a large dog is I'd move it closer to wolf but whatever.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heard that the best way to survive a dog attack is to kick or grab its ballsack if its male.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HONK HONK

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's a human (pro fighter) vs chimp video on Youtube. The chimp is gagged and roped. Still gets his arms around the dude's neck and KOs him with a kick to the chin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that was really sad to watch. The chimp clearly didn't want to fight

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=hk3D21q75rw
    an elephant obliterates a guy in 1 second

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and the sequel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too much Dark Souls.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It takes like 4 people to jump on and secure a crocodile on land. Are you really that fat, opie?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Elephants are actually the easiest on the list just hop under and grab its balls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have the post about beating an elephant in a fight
      It was some moron acting like you could bait out attacks and dodge like dark souls

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is clothing considered "armed'?
    I could take a lot more of these animals if I have shoes to kick/stomp without concern and a shirt to smother or blunt a bite/claw with.
    And what's the environment? A locked room with no hiding? Do the birds have the ability to fly around? If we're outside how much can I use the environment without cheating?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised the cobra is so low. You only need to crab behind the head of a snake to disable it. Anacondas would be more difficult to take on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck doing that without getting a bite. Sure you could but the chance of dying is pretty high, better try to pick its tail and swing it to hit its head on the ground. Some african tribesmen do that. Anacondas aren't that aggressive and if they don't have the surprise factor in their advantage they avoid combat. People mess with them when they find them grabbing/pulling them and instead of attacking the snake tries to escape.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    an elephant can just grab you with his agile nose and step on you. you cant wear it out. anyone saying it's not impossible doesn't understand what an elephant is.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of psychopath would willingly sit down and imagine these scenarios
    Like, I get the when thing where young men fantasize about stopping a shooter or some shit, but this is something different. Something disgusting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's sad is people were paid to gather and analyze this data.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of psychopath would willingly sit down and imagine these scenarios
      I think about what kind of animals I can beat all the time. That's why I go to the gym.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks he can fight because he goes to the gym
        Anon you'd loose to a bjj fighter 9 out of ten times even if you're a roided freak. I have seen gym bros try kick boxing fights and getting wrecked several times too. What makes you think you have a chance against a wild animal unarmed?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd step on you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most humans killed animals for tens of thousands of years in both defense and to survive (food). Why is it all of a sudden a horrible thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the kind of person who gets mad when people kill spiders but even I don't have a problem with this. Obviously getting into a fight with an animal just for lulz would be a bad thing to do IRL, but there's nothing wrong with fantasizing about winning a great battle with a powerful beast. Hell, that's been one of the most common themes in heroic fiction for as long as people have been telling stories. Kind of like how you can fantasize about being a soldier without actually supporting warfare.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    without a weapon, you have absolutely no chance to beat a chimp
    >wolf
    >lion
    >elephant
    kek never

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A wolf is just a big dog and they can only bite. Let it bite your arm and then break its skull by repeatedly punching it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did you forget about the 4 paws attached to sharp claws?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Let it bite your arm and then break its skull
        >you can just let pic related bite your arm and simply crush it's skull
        Wolves aren't angry chihuahuas who will bite your arm and hold still while you smack them around. It will chew on it, bite again, chew more. At some point it will go for neck or torso because as dumb as an animal is it knows thats it has to bite. And during that whole nightmare you won't have the opportunity to generate enough force for a strike powerful enough to break it's skull.
        >According to the International Wolf Center, wolves can exert about 398 pounds of pressure in a single bite–in other words, enough to penetrate a moose’s femur to the marrow.
        It can crush a moose's fricking femur with it's bite. It could rip your whole arm off. And what about the agility and quickness of the animal? Putting aside it's devastating power and sheer strength, they are un
        There is no way you win a fight with a wolf unarmed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they are un...
          >unimaginably fast. Even with a knife you wont be able to defend yourself fast enough before it rips a vital organ/whole neck out.
          frick im phonegayging

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To put the psi in perspective, someone that chews gum daily is probably at 200 psi.
          Not nearly as scary with reference, but still gonna fricking hurt.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, an average size dog's bite is around 300psi. And dogs bite bad. There is no way a wolf bites into your arm and you just sit there smacking its head. It will break it and tear it apart and good luck hitting the animal with an arm missing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To put the psi in perspective, someone that chews gum daily is probably at 200 psi.
          Not nearly as scary with reference, but still gonna fricking hurt.

          Yeah, an average size dog's bite is around 300psi. And dogs bite bad. There is no way a wolf bites into your arm and you just sit there smacking its head. It will break it and tear it apart and good luck hitting the animal with an arm missing

          For more psi perspective, a saltwater crocodile bites with almost 4,000 psi

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that's at the tip of the teeth, not jaw pressure.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i thought a wolf's bite was around 1200, with the highest dog bite being the kangal around 750?
          either way, the bite force is bad and it hurts really bad, but that's still its only weapon. it's claws are negligible and the average adult man is going to be overall stronger than the wolf and should be able to kill it bare handed.

          without a weapon, you have absolutely no chance to beat a chimp
          >wolf
          >lion
          >elephant
          kek never

          i could see a lion with a knife.
          like with all fights, you will take bad damage, but if you can just get its throat cut, you will win before it can kill you.

          as for the chimp, it's a doable fight for an above average strength man. chimp strength is pound-for-pound, and chimps range like 120 to 130lbs. average man is like what, 155? 160? throw on some muscle to bring him up to 170, and you got a win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The chimp is easy just soccer kick and curb stomp him to failure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Lion
      >Never, even with weapon
      Lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ujzzf48.jpg

      >Lion
      >Never, even with weapon
      Lol

      Lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >without a weapon, you have absolutely no chance to beat a chimp
      sleeper hold, just don't let go for 5 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're 5 times stronger than you. You're not strong enough to hold it. And they'd lift you forarm to their mouth and bite it off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          where did people get the idea that chimps are 5 times stronger than men? it makes no sense

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Armchair commando. You could say the same plan against every MMA and boxer on the planet. Would it work? Yes, technically. Are you ever going to get into that position before you are beaten to death? No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      VatBlack person farmers slaughter wolves barehanded.
      https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13665591/farmer-kills-wolf-fight-strangles-russia/

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's a large- and medium-sized dog?

    I mean I guess that the Tibetan Mastiff is a large dog, but where does the line go?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>wolf
    >yes, EZ (medium size dog)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for the wolf that husky is probably like an anime girl irl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're just like us!

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