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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thanks to him, there is and antidote to poisonous snake venom
    that's not how it works, every snake has their specific antivenom and opossums are not involved in the making, but horses are very involved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://duckduckgo.com/?q=opossum+snake+antidote

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy's has been visiting my house for left over peanuts/bird seed and water

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these absolute creatures

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to kill them because they killed my chickens, which at the time I needed for meat and eggs.
    I wish I hadn't had to do it, but it's the survival of the fittest I guess.
    Poor little critters.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who sat there and counted how many times a possum got bit by a rattlesnake?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to have a pet possum but I think they're illegal to own as pets here (ausgay, most cucked nation on earth)

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poisonous snake venom
    yes I am triggered

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Possums are troony mascots
    Which is funny cause possums have huge families and trannies are sterile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Possums are troony mascots
      I thought that dumb stuffed shark from Target or Ikea was the troony mascot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dog has that shark and she isn't transgender

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Yoshi and Birdo/Birdetta/Catherine were the troon mascots. They're dudes who lay eggs and I've had explicitly trans in game lore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I've had
          ONE WAS
          >trans in game lore.
          trans in IN-GAME lore.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how could they possibly not get rabies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are resistant to it themselves but are still more than capable of spreading it, I don't know where people got the idea that it somehow doesn't affect them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are resistant to it themselves but are still more than capable of spreading it, I don't know where people got the idea that it somehow doesn't affect them.

      They have very low body temperatures

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The average lifespan of an opossum is one to two years in the wild and as long as four years in captivity.
    >mfw
    Like the cute smart rats, opposums are just a candle in the wind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      as cute and unique as possums are, this fact always depresses me, a very bittersweet animal

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    possums are the most reddit animal

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cat catches mice, and I put them in a bowl in the backyard for the oppo who lives there.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can survive getting poisoned by a gay rattlesnake but can it resist the venom of a based and redpilled frogger? Pic related.

    >inb4 bioloisraelite seethe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >basedcuck touches me
      >dies like the little twp homosexual he is

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one is stuck in my shed right now what do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just grab him and take him to some shade outside
      possums rarely bite and when they do, their bite is too weak to break the skin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        picked him up on a shovel and put him back in the woods, hopefully he doesnt get raped by the racooons or the coyotes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last night I had an opossum inside trying to get at some food container

        I'd petted a wild opossum that got inside the house before, but this one was a roid-raging male, it actually growled with teeth bared. When I put a little food plate near him, he actually struck out at me (very fast too), and hit the plate with his jaw. So that was intimidating. I tried to stroke him with a long piece of cardboard, and he attacked that too, once or twice.

        However - - - I am pretty sure it was a bluff. He never actually BIT anything. He came at you hissing with these sharp teeth but didn't close his jaws. So I still think it's true that opossums rarely bite.

        I didn't want him to pass out so I carried outdoors the basket he was rummaging in and gently dumped him out. Then the bastard came back 20 minutes later into the same basket, had to repeat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god dam look at those fingies

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they eat ticks
    old wives tales

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't.

      Not an old wives tale, just an only partially true statement: they eat tick eggs and larvae, which are not what most people think of when they think of ticks.
      Tick larvae are smaller than a pinhead whole most ticks are only a little larger than a popcorn kernel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you're saying they eat baby ticks

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If god wanted them to live, she would have given them a lifespan longer than 3 years or a defensive response other than falling into a coma.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss poppy so much,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did any of her litters make it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Morbi murdered her to death before her time.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no rabies!
    Yes leptospirosis, tuberculosis, relapsing fever, tularemia, spotted fever, toxoplasmosis, coccidiosis, trichomoniasis, and Chagas disease, all of which are zoonotic. I wouldn't kill an opossum but nor do I want any near me

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *opossumopossum hands tapping the screen furiously*

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Load of steamy warm fragrant rich chocolate brown bullshit

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we kept these fellas as pets more often. I also wish they weren't insanely prone to obesity in captivity.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poisonous snake venom
    stopped reading there and discarded the rest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      I didn't even catch that lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      I didn't even catch that lmao

      God christ I fricking hate pedants. Venom is injected poison. Poison is not different from venom. Only absolute morons think this and can't grasp that venom is a subset of poison.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stopped reading there
        You probably did this too often already. Poisons and venoms are both toxins, the way they differ etymologically is that poisons harms when ingested while venom harms when injected. Some poisons are venomous and some snake venoms are poisonous.

        Venom is venom and poison is poison. English is a descriptive language that clearly differentiates from the 2. If you die from drinking snake venom its not that the venom was poisonous you just fricking had a stomach ulcer which allowed the venom to enter the blood stream. Poisons are by definition not wholly not venom and venoms by definition wholly not poison.

        What is this reddit ass behavior insisting on being wrong and then acting like youre better than everyone else

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not correct, you fricking pedantic moron. Venom doesn't stop being poison because it's injected. Herphomosexuals are so stupid they've convinced half the planet that the word "poison" means something other than poison.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Venom poison no one cares you homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          English is also the language where ghoti = fish

          Every other language plus their moms just say 'poison' whether you bite the animal or the animal bites you. And everyone can understand the pros of an opossum life. Bar some grammar nazis of course.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pronunciation is irrelevant to definition you disingenuous moron

            That's not correct, you fricking pedantic moron. Venom doesn't stop being poison because it's injected. Herphomosexuals are so stupid they've convinced half the planet that the word "poison" means something other than poison.

            You literally just made up your own definition of poison. Poison is toxin, venom is a toxin, their method of effective delivery completely defines and differentiates the 2. Literally the same thing as saying cats and dogs are the same things because theyre mammals and then thinking your smarter than everyone for being contrarian. Actual reddit behavior

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >English is also the language where ghoti = fish
            No, it's not. Show me a single English word where all of those letters are used with those pronunciations at the same time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ghoti = fish

            moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks to being ESL and not grammar nazi enough I fully understand what the twitter gay meant. Even with low reading comprehension.

      No matter if "poisonous" or "venomous" or "toxic" or whatever state of killing you, his superior gene pool will save us one day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stopped reading there
      You probably did this too often already. Poisons and venoms are both toxins, the way they differ etymologically is that poisons harms when ingested while venom harms when injected. Some poisons are venomous and some snake venoms are poisonous.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soijak spammer fuming at others posting stale overused memes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop forcing this
        [...]
        It's still a redundant phrasing; "snake venom" would have sufficed.

        The only forced thing is your homosexual seethe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Behind every picture, there is pain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop forcing this

      [...]
      God christ I fricking hate pedants. Venom is injected poison. Poison is not different from venom. Only absolute morons think this and can't grasp that venom is a subset of poison.

      It's still a redundant phrasing; "snake venom" would have sufficed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forcing
        It's already a thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love possums bro

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seen a lot of dead ones on the road lately
    Makes me sad I want to feed them all hotdogs in possum heaven

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you come across a dead girl possum you should check its pouch for babies and rescue them

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