Prosimian Thread

Why do they have such huge eyes?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God isn’t real, only odin, but this is still based. Lemurfucker brings dishonor to his family for lusting to be claimed by an overgrown squirrel.

    • 1 month ago
      Nigger Beard

      lemurs will tear larpagans limb from limb

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would love to be teared limb to limb by a male lemur!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    calm down bud

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have a nice day as soon as possible.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ^^...^
    When the pear has been looked by!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Two primary numbers were multiplied, just like a male lemur, that have two balls, multiplied by female lemur's inner egg, so that a new stimky will have born in a few months!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For real though do you think this lemurautist is a single person or is it some original furry gay that is now aped by others?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally believe they're actually a thought virus that links you to the lemurautist hive mind, if you're exposed to too many lemur posts it infects you.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The better to see you with.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Deep Impact would've been a much better film had it starred lemurs.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I wanted a female lemur?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to organize a board trip to Madagascar so we can kill every last lemur left in the wild.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear there was a webcomic where that exact thing happened.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate you so much lemurposter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unronically find lemur posting somewhat amusing. It's like watching a high-speed crash.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooo see what the humin is doing while he is watching at me!!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to travel to Madagascar just so I can beat some lemurs to death with a stick.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the better to see you with

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they don't have a tapetum lucidum like other prosimians but are still nocturnal despite this, so they've evolved fuckhuge eyes to reinforce their ability to detect light.
    t. got an A- in "Stones Bones and Human Evolution" at a community college last semester

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4196155/#4196155
    Why do Lemur guys posts keep vanishing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ip wipes for spamming or ban evasion

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemur

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are nocturnal so the bigger the eye to more light it can capture.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outcompeted and made obsolete by more advanced primates, they became nocturnal animals to carve out a new niche.
    Well, most of them, anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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      They are nocturnal so the bigger the eye to more light it can capture.

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      Prosimian? more like POOSIMIAN LOL

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        arm routine?

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