Prosimian Thread

Why do they have such huge eyes?

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God isn’t real, only odin, but this is still based. Lemurfucker brings dishonor to his family for lusting to be claimed by an overgrown squirrel.

    • 11 months ago
      Nigger Beard

      lemurs will tear larpagans limb from limb

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would love to be teared limb to limb by a male lemur!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    calm down bud

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have a nice day as soon as possible.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ^^...^
    When the pear has been looked by!

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Two primary numbers were multiplied, just like a male lemur, that have two balls, multiplied by female lemur's inner egg, so that a new stimky will have born in a few months!

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    For real though do you think this lemurautist is a single person or is it some original furry gay that is now aped by others?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally believe they're actually a thought virus that links you to the lemurautist hive mind, if you're exposed to too many lemur posts it infects you.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The better to see you with.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Deep Impact would've been a much better film had it starred lemurs.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if I wanted a female lemur?

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to organize a board trip to Madagascar so we can kill every last lemur left in the wild.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear there was a webcomic where that exact thing happened.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate you so much lemurposter.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unronically find lemur posting somewhat amusing. It's like watching a high-speed crash.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooo see what the humin is doing while he is watching at me!!

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to travel to Madagascar just so I can beat some lemurs to death with a stick.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the better to see you with

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    they don't have a tapetum lucidum like other prosimians but are still nocturnal despite this, so they've evolved fuckhuge eyes to reinforce their ability to detect light.
    t. got an A- in "Stones Bones and Human Evolution" at a community college last semester

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4196155/#4196155
    Why do Lemur guys posts keep vanishing?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ip wipes for spamming or ban evasion

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lemur

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are nocturnal so the bigger the eye to more light it can capture.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Outcompeted and made obsolete by more advanced primates, they became nocturnal animals to carve out a new niche.
    Well, most of them, anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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      They are nocturnal so the bigger the eye to more light it can capture.

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      Prosimian? more like POOSIMIAN LOL

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        arm routine?

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