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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something about lions that I love is how they not only manage to rock the rugged and regal looks both at the same time, but they have this unique aura that no other panther can quite capture. Tigers, leopards, and jaguars are beyond fierce, sure, but lions and lionesses just have that "Go ahead, do something, make my day homosexual." look to them that just demands respect. The only other panthers that get really close to it are tigers (who are biggers and have a more bombastic roar and color scheme than lions) and leopards (who may as well be the enbodiment of manlet rage with how standoffish they tend to be)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *bigger

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying
    I'm going to pet that fricking kitty.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, why am I not afraid of pumas? All I see is a giant kitty and biologically it is. I know they could kill a person with relative ease, but for some reason they just don't seem scary.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because if you can actually see the puma it means you're not in danger. It's when you don't see the puma that the kill you

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am autistic and have a weird obsession with super dangerous animals and have went out of my way to view and observe them in real life. Here are my reviews.
    >Lions
    Impressive just because of their size. Aren't really scary just because of how lazy they seem.
    >Tigers
    For some reason not really scary even though you know they'd completely frick your shit up for no reason
    >Mountain Lions
    Surprisingly small
    >Chimpanzees
    For some reason I find them extremely unsettling. They just seem evil and idk why
    >Grizzly and black bears
    Not really scary and I don't believe they'd go out of their way to eat you
    >Polar Bear
    ridiculously impressive in size. Terrifying.
    >Crocs/gators/etc
    scary in the way that you can just tell they don't care about anything other than chomping things but they seem easy enough to avoid
    >Komodo dragon
    terrifying
    >Black Mambas
    Something about them really creep me out even though objectively they'd run from you
    >big constrictors
    Just don't trust them. They look dead in the eyes.
    >great white shark
    Terrifying but also feel like there's a low chance of them fricking with you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I more or less agree except I find Komodo dragons more or less innocuous and brown bears as very threatening

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The black mamba is seriously overrated as a dangerous snake. People are scared of it because of its large size, venom and speed and they think that it will slither/run at them and bite. It uses its speed to flee in the bush, the real dangerous snakes are Echis, Bitis arietans and Daboia vipers because they are actually aggressive and will never run away.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they’re probably the most dangerous to handle as a result of their speed but if you’re not interested in handling a deadly snake then that’s a non issue

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are those actually aggressive animals, though? I mean, I'd be pissed too if I was sleeping and some giant motherfricker stepped on my head.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think any venomous snake can really be called aggressive in the first place, it’s not like they’ll go after you. There are pythons that are meaner than any elapid or viper I’ve heard of

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don’t think any venomous snake can really be called aggressive in the first place, it’s not like they’ll go after you
            supposedly black mambas are territorial (I think it's the only snake that is making it unusual) so it makes them more unpredictable and thus more dangerous. I doubt they're as dangerous as the entertainment media makes them out to be considering we're like 50x their size so them being actually aggressive towards us would be out of character but they are definitely dangerous unpredictable animals.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They’re not even that standoffish compared to something like a king cobra, so I think the territorial thing is probably just a result of the uneducated having a snake mock charge or advance towards them in a threat display and blowing it out of proportion

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HECKING NOOO
          But I thought my snake friends weren't interested in hurting humans
          🙁 why noodlefren why

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't trust any cat larger than a mountain lion. And even then you need to watch yourself.
      They are the apex predators of any environment they inhabit for a reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For some reason I find them extremely unsettling. They just seem evil and idk why
      Maybe that's because Chimps are true carnivorous apes unlike humans.
      Also a chimp is like a human on steriods and a single digit IQ tard that will frick you up for trivial shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        chimps are primarily herbivorous unlike humans. they not only eat less meat, but their molars are flatter and their digestive tract is way longer. their canine teeth are for competing for mates, not killing things. they kill things by grabbing them and slamming them against stuff or just by picking up a rock.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chimps are primarily herbivorous unlike humans.
          Blacks having an addiction to KFC and
          Rednecks having an open barbeque every other night does not make humans primarily carnivores.
          Sure we eat meat every now and then but our diets are mostly composed of grains like bread and rice

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            At great cost to our health. As a form of economic exploitation - peasants eat gruel, their rulers hoard meat. I bet you think cats are omnivores because you can force them to eat goyslop. Historically humans ate very meat-heavy diets, especially saturated in fish and complex carbohydrates from root vegetables, and strongly prefer them.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            just because your israeli master has you eating literal garbage because its a cheaper way to feed the biggest number of people he can use to keep his taxation based ponzi scheme running doesn't mean you're meant to eat like that

            >d-dogs are omnivores because i can force them to eat grain!
            -your logic

            https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16441938/
            The best available estimates suggest that those ancestors obtained about 35% of their dietary energy from fats, 35% from carbohydrates and 30% from protein. Saturated fats contributed approximately 7.5% total energy and harmful trans-fatty acids contributed negligible amounts. Polyunsaturated fat intake was high, with n-6:n-3 approaching 2:1 (v. 10:1 today). Cholesterol consumption was substantial, perhaps 480 mg/d. Carbohydrate came from uncultivated fruits and vegetables, approximately 50% energy intake as compared with the present level of 16% energy intake for Americans. High fruit and vegetable intake and minimal grain and dairy consumption made ancestral diets base-yielding, unlike today's acid-producing pattern. Honey comprised 2-3% energy intake as compared with the 15% added sugars contribute currently. Fibre consumption was high, perhaps 100 g/d, but phytate content was minimal. Vitamin, mineral and (probably) phytochemical intake was typically 1.5 to eight times that of today except for that of Na, generally <1000 mg/d, i.e. much less than that of K

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sure we eat meat every now and then but our diets are mostly composed of grains like bread and rice
            bad news for you, thats not a human diet, its a cattle diet

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not entirely convinced this isn't photoshopped. If it's not, then it's further proof of how far we continue to stray from God's light.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This thing is two heads away from guarding the Third Circle of Hell.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all pitbulls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe they made smiledog in real life. so cool!

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    aww, he's smiling 🙂

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that truly scares us are large apes with huge fangs

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bSRfetU.jpg

      >not predatory
      >a sloth bear still has an entry on the man eaters Wikipedia page
      These things are terrifying

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not predatory
        >eats people

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They simply hate people that much

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don’t actually try to eat people, they’re just so violent in their mauling they accidentally swallow pieces of people as they rip them apart

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then don't say they eat people

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who said they eat people

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wikimarxia did, by calling them "man eaters".

                Their defense against predators is aggressively attacking them, probably because the alternative is letting a tiger ambush them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bSRfetU.jpg

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not scared of any of these.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too am European.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only white people have balls and act like an apex predator instead of a worthless leaf-munching prey item
        Thanks for the compliment but we all come from the same source. Because humans are predators we do no have an extreme fear of predators. Simple as.

        My condolences to the vegans that have began devolving into marmosets ITT

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marmoset life aint so bad tbqh

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Duck.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because humans are predators
          Humans are pseudo predators.
          We can't eat meat raw nor can we kill anything without tools.
          Are teeth and claws are too dull and flimsy to be able to kill something with them and we need to cook meat in order to eat it.
          If human had sharp canivora teeth we'd be fricking awesome.
          Instead we are stuck in meek slender ape bodies that can get ragdolled by a medium sized animal like a dog
          We have to be the most embarassing weak carnivores in existence.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we can't eat meat raw
            Lol yes we can, we're just too smart to want to have a ton of parasites. Human stomach acid is insanely strong and we have all the enzymes required to fully digest meat.
            >sharp teeth
            We evolved tool use specifically to replace these because it was a faster evolutionary path to being able to crack bones open for marrow. Also our necks are inherently weak.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The other poster already addressed the digestion thing but an unarmored man with a bear hunting spear will cripple or kill every land predator in existence, even the ones bigger, stronger and faster than him. This is because we found out sacrificing resources for brain development let us change nature to fit our own uses instead of letting evolution decide what our forms and nichés should be. The only reason tigers/lions/jaguars/bears aren't extinct yet is hecause Humans have been btfo'ing """apex""" predators for so long now that we've started pitying and protecting them from the inevitable. Second of all, it's true that modern men who live in civilized societies are untrained and weak to even pitbulls. But a trained human who lives strenuously as nature intended (think of hunter gatherer societies) will end up as strong as or stronger than a Chimpanzee (And before someone brings up reddit statistics about them being 5 gorillion times stronger than us. Its only pound for pound and even that around 20% stronger. Then you realize we have more pounds and also reach than them.)

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >predators

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A chimp would be scarier

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friend!

      Dinner!

      https://i.imgur.com/D7j7EV0.jpg

      My people!

      https://i.imgur.com/aw3KAGI.jpg

      Gtfo my lawn jaquan

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