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Would you rather cuddle with a horse or with a lion?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want a horse lion.
    Tall legs with murder paws, dappled fur, mane, big ol snout with canines and sharp molars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like one guy wanted to build a gryphon, the other one wanted a hippogryph. either one thought the other guy was gonna bring the bird.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A catgirl.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do some feline's actually want to frick humans?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Captive animals frequently want to frick humans. We're (animals) all a lot less sexually specific than morons believe. It mostly comes down to exposure.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the right

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    horses just smell better

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You just know

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lion (mountain ver.)

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how bad does a lion smell
    i can't stand the smell of horses so probably the lion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Horses smell pretty nice. You probably don't like the smell of fermenting horse shit and piss, which most barns reek of because they put the minimum effort into cleaning.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With horse of course.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick: horse
    Marry: lion
    Kill: self

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zozzle

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Horses are probably safer but the lion is cuddlier.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lion cause there is nothing special in horses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. jealous roastie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Roastie are the ones who are into horses.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They are also into wild animals and are often the ones who make threads about 'working with animals' because they want a career where they can make money by essentially cuddle and play with unique animals.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no fluffy lion cuddle buddy

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fug the horse
    Cuddle the lion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most mares like to cuddle after

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