Pigeons

Please help me, Wauf, you're my only hope.

I live in an apartment building, and every morning I get woken up by the infuriating sound of pigeons near my window.
I've tried everything I could think of to get rid of them. I started with spikes, which kept them off my windowsill but just moved them up one floor. Then I bought a holographic owl, which didn't seem to do anything. Then I bought one of those high-frequency emitters that are supposed to scare off vermin and birds, but I aimed it DIRECTLY at one of the frickers and it didn't seem bothered in the least.
Guns aren't a thing in my country and even airsoft is heavily regulated, so recently I bought one of those electronic bb guns to hopefully scare them off for good, but it's quite loud and I only get two shots off before they fly away.

What can I do to get some fricking sleep?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bose sleepbuds

    or build a dovecote on your balcony and start eating them to assert dominance

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just get white noise machine.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play falcon or eagle sounds from phone? I seen old man making whistle sounds, making it sounds like hawk scream and its seems scare birds away.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Then I bought a holographic owl
    >I bought one of those electronic bb guns
    despite all those larps on /x/ and /b/ this is the only legit time traveler thread on this board

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't like talking to pidgeons
    homosexual

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pigeons
    Bitch, turn on a fan.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a pigeon appreciation thread. I like pigeons, they are fat and cute and aren't that afraid of people. What do you like about them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They go well with green peas.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how tf do you get woken up by pigeons, they only make quiet sounds. traffic makes much louder noise than any pigeon.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a falcon and perch it on the balcony, that's what they use at airports

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather move than subject a living thing to my shitty apartment just to get rid of some birds.

      how tf do you get woken up by pigeons, they only make quiet sounds. traffic makes much louder noise than any pigeon.

      Traffic noise tends to be regular and easily filtered out by the brain, these birds make unfamiliar sounds randomly, and very close to my window instead of off in the distance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get a decoy falcon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've thought about it. Do those actually work? Don't birds just get used to it and start shitting on its head?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I live in texas and people use decoy owls a lot.
            They work pretty good but you need to make sure to move them around every so often so the birds don't get accustomed to it.
            If it works for grackles it should work for anything.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, I'll give it a shot then I guess!

              My neighbor b***hes about dogs barking (from behind a fricking window) and continues whining AT THE SAME TIME as a motorcyclist a half mile away being loud enough to partially drown out his mumbling

              Some people just love horrible artificial noises

              I don't think anyone 'loves' the sounds of the city, it's just easier for the brain to filter out something constant and familiar.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The motorcycles aren’t constant or familiar and we don’t even live in the city

                What i see is bugmen hate noises of natural origin

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then you are blind.
                But I do live in bugland.
                Seethe all you want but no one 'loves' the sounds of cars and trains. Also, those fricking delivery bikes also sometimes wake me up because of their pimped out exhausts. That's only sometimes though, while these damn pigeons show up at 6 every single day to serenade me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not that anon, but where at in bugland? i want to visit there someday.
                also, why not try earplugs?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Seoul. Used to live in a satellite city called Seongnam which was pretty nice, but I switched companies and now I'm stuck right in there. Thinking about moving to a place with some green.
                Also I'd sooner consider 'letting them win' and just waking up at 6 than making my entire night uncomfortable with earplugs because of some birds.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                word, i love korean food. sorry about the birbs. are they sensitive to ultrasound? they make things in the USA that are supposed to ward off mice, maybe it would work on them, idk.
                you ever visit that raccoon cafe? pretty sure its in seoul

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I bought one of those, aimed it straight at the frickers and they didn't even wiener their heads. I think city pigeons are just deaf.
                I did visit a racoon café, a meerkat café, and a sheep café (and lots of dog cafés). Liked the meerkats the best. I heard they've got alpaca cafés these days but I haven't been.

                Play falcon or eagle sounds from phone? I seen old man making whistle sounds, making it sounds like hawk scream and its seems scare birds away.

                I did see a plastic eagle that plays sounds at random intervals but I feel like that would kind of defeat the purpose since it'd wake me up just as much.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pigeons make soothing noises

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Traffic noise tends to be regular and easily filtered out by the brain, these birds make unfamiliar sounds randomly
        the absolute state of city people
        >cars honking, engines revving and tires screeching: i sleep
        >pigeon hooting: real shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I live in a city and it sucks. Thanks for the input.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My neighbor b***hes about dogs barking (from behind a fricking window) and continues whining AT THE SAME TIME as a motorcyclist a half mile away being loud enough to partially drown out his mumbling

          Some people just love horrible artificial noises

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