Pet owner redflags

>forever home
>boop
>rescued
>I didn't save him, he saved me!
>women with large unneutered male dog
>sub 5/10 male with a medium size female dog

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lets pets on the kitchen counter

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people who treat the death of a pet like its the end of the world
    i get it
    theyre family
    but if youre still inconsolable after a few weeks
    -posting about it constantly on social media and getting memorial tattoos-
    theres something wrong with you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i stopped posting on social media entirely after my dog died and stopped talking to all my old friends too
      but that dog was more than just a pet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is rich
    >is poor
    Most rich people use their dogs as a status symbol and actually couldn't care less about their pet as a companion nor about their wellbeing.
    Most poor people, although seem to care, simply don't have the means to properly care for a dog whether they want to or not.
    Upper middle class people are a huge mixed bag of bad and good.
    Imo the best class of dog owners are upper working class/lower middle class.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >P-please reply to me
    >being an argumentative homosexual is the only way anyone notices me!
    Frick off.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are Chinese posters obssessed eith bestiality

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like slapping the shit out of anyone that refers to me as a "Dog mom"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goddammit leto

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with large unneutered male dog
    >>sub 5/10 male with a medium size female dog
    What the hell is that supposed to mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dogfrickers you fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The implication that only ugly men would be sexual deviants is pretty stupid. Lots of very attractive men are sexual deviants. If anything, the higher testosterone levels that make them attractive also make them more sexually weird.

        5/10s and below are the most wholesome and god fearing men on average unless they literally have autism. 7s to 10s are always going to have some fricked up fetishes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cope 5

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a 7, would be an 8 if I shaved more often. Every guy I know who married before 25 is definitely a 5 or less.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No it's definitely true, and the real reason why the upper crust is packed with pedos. Good looks highly correlate with success in life, and these people end up spending some of their wealth on living out some absolutely fricked fantasies, like genuine rape.

            Why would you larp about something like this you disgusting homosexual. I sincerely wish death upon you

            Projection detected

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its not projection when youre reacting to something someone else said
              learn the meaning of the words you use please thanks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol that is exactly what projection is. You're projecting your feelings of self loathing onto another. Going into full denial mode is to be expected though. You act like the unrestrained ego of the shell of a man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                im not the person who made the original comment and i actually agree with your rebuttal
                but it isnt projection
                your reaction to my saying it wasnt projection is much more projectiony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It definitely is but okay schizo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                more projection
                cute

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm a solid 9, and I never had sex with a human woman before. And only with doggos
    >Why would I have sex with other humans? It's pointless as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i could unironically believe him being a solid 9, except no one doesn't frick a woman at least once unless they're a solid 2, and no one over a 4 has that many residential proxies, leto pics, or enough free time to larp as the dog owners who told him to kill himself for a week straight to drive them off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't understand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would. You're autistic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            umm askshually its called awoootism

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And I've had sex with mares also
    Just ain't worth it
    Humans carry too many STD's
    Animals have none.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Humans carry too many STD's
      >Animals have none.
      is this true?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are you homosexuals replying to this frogposting shitstain?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Man goes out to the barn, alone, for multiple hours
    You just know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Taking care of just a few horses by yourself can take half a fricking day to do sometimes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Taking care" of just a few horses by yourself can take half a fricking day to do sometimes.
        Nice humblebrag

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >owns a turtle and posts on plebbit
    not sure what it is about turtles, but moron owners subject them to a special type of hell

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dog mom
    arguably even worse:
    >dog dad

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sub 5/10 male
    I've met a bunch of actual dogfrickers through furry shit and the spread is actually ridiculous. There are 9/10 turbo chads with law degrees and 2/10 literal basement dwelling neets doing it, and I couldn't say there's any pattern.
    Also a lot of furgays are smoking hot guys who could easily get a woman, but they just want to wear a dog mask and get railed by chubby guys. Humans are kinda fricked, especially westerners.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I've met a bunch of actual dogfrickers
      Then you belong in a rehabilitation center, not here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, where do you think we are?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, he belongs to the league of extraordinarily based gentlemen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you larp about something like this you disgusting homosexual. I sincerely wish death upon you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo not the heckin abrahamic taboo

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >assume neutering is always best
    >assume not neutering is always best
    >say reactive dogs shouldn't be let outside at all even on a leash
    >allow their dog off leash to go up to strange dogs with 0 recall
    >male husky owners
    >insist their crossbreed is a 'doodle'

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a solid 7, have had sex (with human women) more than 5 times in the past year, and have a large intact female dog (husky/malamute mix)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Larp, cope, etc.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dogs don't last very long though. At least compared to the average man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the only real downside of having a dog partner is the 8-12 year lifespan 🙁
      (depending on breed)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women can cum in 5 seconds if they feel degraded enough. Getting fricked by some animal is enough for them, they cum hard and fast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why they like pitbulls so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You've achieved virginity singularity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did your mom teach you that?

          >Uhhhh did you just heckin' disrespect the flippin' womarinos?! That's a big no-no buddy!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also don't forget that dogs will lick a long time beforehand, need a few attempts at mounting and that the knotting afterwards (if succesfull) can add a few more orgasms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did your mom teach you that?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pet owner that goes to great lengths to become pet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ngl i would rub his belly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this person almost cleared the uncanny valley
      not quite but almost. I hope that's not taxidermy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The body is extremely realistic but the unmoving face fricks it. Not much he can do about that with modern technology though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > The body is extremely realistic
          no its not
          movements are weird as frick, especially stiff legs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only because you're not a dog
        if you were you would be terrified

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did... did he amputate part of his legs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's asian so no need

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would assume they're folded and tied up into the suit. Great way to damage circulation.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5/10 man
    Naw, that's not accurate at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually started watching her channel after I realized that my dog porn addiction leads to nowhere.
      Now I don't have to hide my YouTube history and can enjoy husky dogs at the same time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God forgive me for what I am about to do

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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