Parasites Are Useless

>look up parasites on Wikipedia
>inevitably fall into the Myiasis rabbit hole
>can no longer eat food that's been sitting out unattended for any period of time anymore without being extremely paranoid about it

Total parasite death when?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >myasis rabbit hole
    >He hasn't read about hookworms
    >he doesn't know about dracunculus

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre a big pussy. ive eaten literal trash and food thats had flys all over it (grew up poor af, had to eat shit food not really by choice) the more nasty old food you eat the stronger your gut becomes in my experience.

    what doesnt kill you makes other people gag and say "what the frick dude"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an issue of courage, as you said yourself. I guess thats how you cope though. Very arrogant to contradict yourself in the same sentence and only to insult someone.

      Guess thats why you're street trash.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's evidence a low parasite load actually strengthens the immune system.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bite nails as a kid and play in a sandbox
    >acquire intestinal nematode infection
    >the only one in my family that isn't plagued by crippling allergies
    they're not entirely useless

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these c**ts so much.
    It's the fact that they make this shit sound. You can be so close to falling asleep, yet this unmistakable humming gets you awake like a gunshot. Why can't they be as quiet as other insects?
    That and the fact that after they get you you'll have an itch for a day makes them extremely hard to ignore.
    On a similar note, I hate these fricking weird file formats. You can't just grab a pic to post on an anonymous male goat milking forum without having to work around with MS paint.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, the sound when I'm trying to fall asleep is the worst part. If they were actually stealthy and I would just wake up with a pimple, whatever. But the fricking sound...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This new webp shit is incomprehensible to me and a real plague on the web landscape. You can, however, force certain browsers to favor saving as regular formats in most cases. On Firefox for example you can go to about:config, search for "webp" on the search bar, and set the variable in pic related to "False"
      Anyway, frick mosquitos

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I eat rotting food all the time. It'll be fine.
    Who can afford to throw out meat just because it's turning a little green, or milk just because it gets a little chunky?
    Fricking rich butthole problems.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your death would yield more benefit for the well-being of general life than a parasites for being such an out of touch pussy homosexual sheep.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Parasite

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah homosexuals. The whole thread is about how spinless homosexual, having lived and raised and subsequently LEECHED in such a extraordinary conditions that they twist his whole perception of the world, being so out of touch that his naive mind conjured literal fantasy, only for that fantasy to be broken by simple reality, from which than he experienced actual mental brake down.

        Characters like him are why there is hatred, anger and violence in this world. He is a literal hazard to existence itself, a meta threat to concepts of happiness and joy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The loser lashing out on Wauf thinks someone else should die instead of him. Funny

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putting it this way, if I was forced to choose it would be better to have a worm than be eaten by a Tiger.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've begun gene-editing mosquitos in florida to pass on infertility. I hope this becomes a trend all over the usa. Can't even fricking go outside anymore here because the asian tiger mosquitos are EVERYWHERE. Get the fricking ticks next.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They've begun gene-editing mosquitos in florida to pass on infertility
      Oh boy, can't wait for more unforeseen consequences

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've been doing it for years. It's harmless. They release thousands of male mosquitos carrying a gene for sterility. Every male mosquito hatched off from it will be born sterile.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why hasn't it worked. They're still everywhere.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It thinned out mosquitos in florida quite well. It's just that other states refuse to do it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Try that shit in south america
          >Suddenly unexplained zika outbreaks

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    parasites are based because they make normcattle seethe lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Total tick post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This tbh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a parasitoid, THOUGH.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I somewhat have to agree. Making the neuronally standardized seethe is pretty much what we around these parts do.
      As much as we want to avoid accepting the obvious, this shithole anonymous Peruvian sloth appreciation forum is the swamp that breeds the social parasites that we are.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you eat food that's been sitting out unattended anyway? Just cover it with a cloth or a plate.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're living in South America or a favella with literally zero sanitation then you don't have much to worry about and even then it's still ridiculously rare. If some poor bastard that has to eat literal gutter oil drenched recycled meat never catches anything what are your odds? Just cook your food properly, wash your hands and maintain a clean kitchen it's just that simple.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Around 1/3rd of the global population is infected with some form of parasite.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am.. le smart..
        And where are those people located? Next.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and how many of those are harmful parasites? don't start crying over the little guys that live on your eyelashes now, unless if it's a bug that crawls inside you or a worm digging through your guts i don't think a microscopic flimflambiggitbam (scientific name is flimsy mimsy enlarged bambi) that has zero effect on your health is something you should worry about.
        the only parasite im concerned with as a normal, healthy, and clean person is the one that cats give people that fricks up their way of thinking, and even then all i need to do is not own a cat or go near a cat

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're worried about a parasite whose infection rates are vastly overblown by obsessed animal-hating shitskins and infects people primarily by them eating spoiled meat? very telling

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know it is a bit unrelated, but I shit bricks at the thought of me ever getting Tongue Worms.

          >Look like worms but are actually crustaceans
          >Scientifically called "degenerate crustaceans"
          >Every species is a obligate parasite
          >All are gotten through eating meat
          >Most of them attach in the lungs
          >Some go straight in the eyes
          >They grow from 6-15 cm in length
          >If there's one, then there's going to be more

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some parasites deserve total and utter annihilation.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nahhh wtf TPD NOW

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the human impulse to destroy all parasites is entirely natural and I feel 0 guilt over it. Purge these things with extreme prejudice.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I went to a tropical area once and came back with strongyloidiasis. They're usually asymptomatic unless you're immunocompromised, take steroids, or you're just one of the unlucky ones like me. All you have to do is step on some dirt. That's enough to pick up a parasite that can autoinfect and disseminate to almost any tissue. You can get worms in your skin, your eyes, your lungs, and even your CNS. My infection was cured a few years ago, but GI symptoms still linger. I've also been having a lot of mental health issues since, whereas before I never had any. Not necessarily saying the worms ate my brain, probably more likely that the mental shit was brought about by everything involved with being ill rather than the illness itself, but it is possible.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ
            this thread is right, purge all parasites

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not necessarily saying the worms ate my brain, probably more likely that the mental shit was brought about by everything involved with being ill rather than the illness itself, but it is possible.
            Had same experience with bedbugs, I had to thrash 90% of my belongings to just end the nightmare. I heard you can get them when you sit down in public spaces like the bus or theater, sapped my enjoyment for outside life. Dont want to get started with lyme disease and outdoors either.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the parasite is not going to magically appear on the food just because it's been sitting out.

        in modern U.S. you would literally have to
        >severely undercook a piece of pork
        >be working at a pig farm and somehow transfer pig shit containing parasite eggs into your mouth

        this is because third-worlders literally do not cook their bacon and pork enough and end up with brain worms. it's a skill issue.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do not cook enough
          plenty of pathogens have a high thermal point
          https://www.grovida.us/composting-guide/thermal-death-points-for-common-parasites-and-pathogens.html

          if you don't have access to said technology capable of reaching those temperatures then obviously they will still survive and you can fully cook food at lower temperatures, it just takes more time, doesn't mean it will kill them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1/3 of the global population are poos and chinsects living in borderline 19th century rootless peasant tier conditions, only they have a cellphone, a hot plate, and an electric light or two.
        Literally statistically not my problem.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't talk about liberalism like that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got Giardia from Thailand, had diarrhea for a week or 2. Tinizole regiment, Garlic, and Oregano supplement got rid of it.

      I order horse ivermectin but my stool sample came back negative.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unless you're living in South America or a favella with literally zero sanitation
      That's like half of the posters here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if you live in first world country you still have uneducated migrants who take their lifestyle with them, if the place and workers look shady dont eat there. including places like dominos or other fast food franchises

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should put the parasite that cuts off your tongue and replaces it in your mouth. I think that'd be funny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or the one that feminizes crabs. That would be hilarous.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're how old? You've gone that far without getting killed by parasites.
    You've seen how many old-ass motherfrickers out in the world? They made it that far without getting killed by parasites.
    Just practice generally safe and clean cooking/eating habits and you'll continue not getting killed by parasites.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the "getting killed by parasites" that bothers me, it's the "insects living within my body" that bothers me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody tell him about eyelashes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          someone tell me about eyelashes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have bugs living in your eyelash and eyebrow hair follicles and there's basically nothing you can do about it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean there's no way to get more? 🙁

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              wrong, tea tree oil gets rid off them

              but do not put undiluted tea tree oil near your eyes, look up safe solutions

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getting rid of demodex folliculorum is a pointless endeavour. Firstly because in the vast, VAST majority of cases they cause absolutely no harm(thus theyre not considered parasites to begin with, theyre comensalists) and secondly because skin contact with someone with them will bring them in again to breed.
                Remember folks, per definition a parasite causes harm to the host. If a creature does not, its not one.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not pointless. If you have rosacea or really bad acne, a regular tea tree oil cleansing routine can do wonders for clearing up your skin.
                The demodex mites aren't good for your skin. They poop in it, frick in it, die in it, and rot in it. If you can get rid of them, you absolutely should. It's Sisyphean, but so is showering. So is sleeping. It's hygiene.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >skin contact with someone
                Bold of you to suggest I touch someone on a regular basis

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks dope

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair if hes living in some place like a latin american country then chances are street food is like playing russian roulette
      i live in mexico and have a degree of separation of people who have died due to cysticercosis, it takes years to see the neurological damage, I dont eat shady food and neither should you regardless where you live, dont frick around with parasites

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