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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Researchers from the University of British Columbia said they’ve identified a potentially new population of open-ocean orcas, which hunt the biggest predators on the planet.
    >In a study published Friday, researchers said a group of 49 orcas has been observed hunting sperm whales off the coast of California and Oregon. Lead author Josh McInnes said the orcas were seen hunting a herd of nine adult sperm whales, “eventually making off with one.”

    new orca patch just dropped

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A megalodon could eat an entire pod of orcas in a single bite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      That’s cool but is there anything not from 20 million years ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A megalodon would be too sluggish to ever catch an orca. The pod would just gradually bite chunks off its tail and belly away until it dies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they would go for the gills

    • 4 weeks ago
      elipo

      megalodons is barely bigger than an orca, it's max 4 times the weight, orcas would tear it to shreads just like they tear whales to shreads

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mention Meg
        >Thread immediately filled with seething dolphin frickers
        Every time, it's so free.
        Also
        >Orca 6-9m 3-4 tons
        >Meg 16-20m 60-100 tons
        Seethe more, it fuels me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its less gotta do with size and more with the fact that Megalodon preferred prey items were the exact same size as the average Orca. Not only that but they also had stronger jaws and probably were comparably as intelligent.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and probably were comparably as intelligent.
            Seems doubtful but I’d be interested in a source, Orca intelligence is a marvel of the natural world and its hard imaging a distant relative of modern sharks exhibited anything similar

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is a trend in history (and by extention, paleobiology) that things become bigger, better and smarter the closer to our time we come.
              That's moronic, you assume that Orcas are the pinnacle of cetacean intelligence, but excepting for said trend, what do you even base that on?
              The smartest cetacean could have existed 30 million years ago, there is literally no way for us to know.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Smart species don't die

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You base that on what exactly?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, there’s no there’s no evidence, thus, at best it’s a mystery and can’t be assumed

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, there is no evidence, it cannot be assumed, thus we cannot speak on the intelligence of prehistoric animals and modern animals as we would have to assume based on no evidence. Saying that Orcas are smarter than, say Brygmophyseter is moronic as such a claim has no basis in anything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing no one was saying it then

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is a trend in history (and by extention, paleobiology) that things become bigger, better and smarter the closer to our time we come.
              That's moronic, you assume that Orcas are the pinnacle of cetacean intelligence, but excepting for said trend, what do you even base that on?
              The smartest cetacean could have existed 30 million years ago, there is literally no way for us to know.

              That anon was talking about the whales the Meg hunted, not the Meg itself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ahh, that makes more sense

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02724634.2018.1439038

              Raptorial Sperm Whales were on average on the same size if not bigger than Orca's and they occupied the same niche. They however had 1/3 of the lifespan of an average Orca, growing much faster and dying much younger. This is indicates that these said Raptorial Sperm Whales were being hunted so much that a long lifespan was seen as evolutionary disadvantageous.

              Megalodon wasn't alone although as of course, they competed with Livyatan and is the only case where two massive Apex Predators compete on the same resources.

        • 4 weeks ago
          elipo

          >meg 16-20m
          more like 15-18m, but ok what else does he have to say?
          >60-100 tons
          LMFAO ARE YOU FRICKING moronic
          megalodon weithed 50 tons at most, keep dreaming kiddo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Cherrypicks outdated data he likes
            >Calls other people moronic

            The absolute state of dolphin frickers

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The length range of all estimates for a maximum lie between 15-24m. 20m is the mean estimate for the largest known tooth using the most reliable method.

              when you engage with namegays, everyone loses

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >namegay starts flaming with some moron
            how is unwarranted namegayging still not a bannable offence after 2 decades

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The length range of all estimates for a maximum lie between 15-24m. 20m is the mean estimate for the largest known tooth using the most reliable method.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That a Meg could fully consume an adult Orca in as few as three bites.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >extinct

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut up meg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s cool but is there anything not from 20 million years ago

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look I'm a huge advocate for mammal inferiority, but even I've gotta admit that calling great white vs orca a "battle" is about as true as calling coyote vs cougar one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day you cuck

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love that libs are so obsessed with letting Great Whites kill humans that they're mad at another animal enough to kill it...an animal, btw that they tortured SeaWorld for having.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you me if you can't read thanx

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this esl post, are we being raided by indians?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sharksisters
    Does EVERYTHING on this fricking site really have to be talked about in the context of trannies?

    • 1 month ago
      elipo

      directly associating sharks with trannies, "sharksisters" is just another name for shit like tigerfanboys or froggays, sounds like a you problem

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is it the intelligence?
        yes, yes it is, but also the hot blood, which makes them much more active

        might as well launch a war against people who's favorite foods are chicken nuggets, there's few of them and most are mentally moronic

        braces wouldn't help, they're used to put back the teeth in the right place, not make them grow back

        megalodons is barely bigger than an orca, it's max 4 times the weight, orcas would tear it to shreads just like they tear whales to shreads

        >meg 16-20m
        more like 15-18m, but ok what else does he have to say?
        >60-100 tons
        LMFAO ARE YOU FRICKING moronic
        megalodon weithed 50 tons at most, keep dreaming kiddo

        This reads as someone who’s not old enough to post here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately searches for something to be offended about
      >says something stupid
      You need to go back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are mindbroken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to twitter, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      log off you freak

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but
        >posting on the ritualistic minkey torture board on Wauf
        >calling other people freak

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you see the irony in your post

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't orcas attack humans? Not captive ones but wild. You would assume there would have been at least one incident but there aren't any recorded attacks ever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are THAT good at covering their traces. there's never a survivor to tell the tale.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems pretty likely
        They probably know the retaliation could be severe otherwise

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I came here to make the exact same thread with almost the same crop kek, take me away from this site.
    It was also the most read on BBC news how do we recover...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WA6hNCY.png

      Sharksisters... our response?

      Video or it didn't happen

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another fetish thread hidden

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Orcas are just mad because sharks had a better movie made about them.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >W-well the headline would be completely different if it were a megalodon! In fact a meg could eat an entire pod of orcas in one bite! Checkmate orcoids!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whitebros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Orcas are white whales in blackface though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        Everyone is vulnerable to Black folk, orcas are the nogs of the sea

        >some of the smartest animals in the world
        that can’t be right

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that orcas protect dolphins by traveling around with them in large groups?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the first time I’ve heard of it. I think it’s Transient Orcas that actually have dolphins on their menu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those are lower iq, afaik the higher iq type of orcas recognize dolphins are part of thier subspecies and protect them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >iq
          >orcas
          Just say intelligence and post a source for your rambling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fricking idiot and I seriously hope nobody in this thread takes you seriously.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a sharkgay but I hate great whites so good riddance

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime & anytime, i hear.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the orca was higher level and made for PvP

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is this possible anyway? Why are they so limp dicked and defenseless against them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Orcas are bigger, faster, stronger and FAR smarter than sharks. It's not even a fair comparison.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >heh, my body type remained unchanged for hundreds of millions of years because I'm just so perf-ACK!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, sharks are made of fish and orcas eat fish. have you ever seen ant eating an anteater? of course not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, shark flesh is absolutely saturated in urea, so it tastes awful to them. what most orcas do is open up the shark, eat its liver, and leave the rest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Which is even funnier. They kill these behemoths for what’s effectively a snack.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its probably partly a competitive behaviour, to take out other top predators in the area so there's more seals and such for them to eat. the presence of great whites makes the prey animals both more scarce and more cautious

            • 1 month ago
              obvio

              It is a druggie behavior believe or not. There are actually few orcas that kill and eat sharks as the previous anon stated, they taste horrible. Not only that but orcas who extensively hunt sharks have shown characteristics of a sick and drugged up killer whales (deformed fins, teeth cavities, slower reaction times).

              Normally an Orca would hunt dolphins, seals, fish, and occasionally a small shark. South African and New Zealand orcas straight up handicap themselves by how much they hunt sharks.

              • 1 month ago
                obvio
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting how it mirrors the teeth of captive orcas that chew on the concrete walls of their pools

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >shark eating orcas are basically just druggies trying to get their next shark liver high
                huh.. that teaches you something
                I'm not sure what
                but something
                maybe all mammals have an innate tendency to become druggies
                I don't think reptiles or fish do this?
                is it the intelligence and social dynamics causing it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fish and Reptiles don't have the brain capacity to comprehend and seek out addiction while Birds and Mammals can. They know food is good but when they discover something that makes them feel good then they'll seek it more.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/EH5Vdsk.jpg

                Do you think it would be possible to give orcas braces?

              • 1 month ago
                elipo

                braces wouldn't help, they're used to put back the teeth in the right place, not make them grow back

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I agree it wouldn’t be practical for the tooth erosion problem, but I just think it would be cool to give an Orca braces.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so its more like a junk food problem then
                they're not actually getting high off of shark livers, are they?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            more like a multivitamin gummy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely based if true.
          mammal pride worldwide!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is vulnerable to Black folk, orcas are the nogs of the sea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >orcas are the group that all others bow to because they are the supreme chads
        >orcas are the nogs of the sea
        >nogs are the group that all others bow to because they are supreme chads
        interesting observation anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Please forgive him orca haters are silly

          https://i.imgur.com/GbE9CGJ.png

          I came here to make the exact same thread with almost the same crop kek, take me away from this site.
          It was also the most read on BBC news how do we recover...

          >Lone Orcas can do this
          >They travel in groups
          Can anything stop them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like like moggers of the sea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're rather the übermensch of the sea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not a great white, this is a large shortfin mako. Still impressive though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shortfin mako
        homie you are either blind or a coping sharksister
        maybe both

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that shark is a bit wide to be a shortfin mako. Even still, if it was a mako it is one of the few sharks to be able to outspeed an orca and react to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I hate sharks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2srDSPy.jpg

      Orcas are bigger, faster, stronger and FAR smarter than sharks. It's not even a fair comparison.

      Fun fact, shark flesh is absolutely saturated in urea, so it tastes awful to them. what most orcas do is open up the shark, eat its liver, and leave the rest.

      https://i.imgur.com/GbE9CGJ.png

      I came here to make the exact same thread with almost the same crop kek, take me away from this site.
      It was also the most read on BBC news how do we recover...

      How did mammals win in an environment completely alien to them? I mean, fish have more than hundred million years headstart, making them completely adaptive to the oceans, yet they still lose to mammals. Is it the intelligence? Even then how did they become bigger and stronger? Because their untelligence helped them adapt and get more food?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because... Mammals are fish.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But they left and stayed on land for 200 million years unlike fish.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          evolution is fake as frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because mammals are on average much smarter

      • 1 month ago
        elipo

        >is it the intelligence?
        yes, yes it is, but also the hot blood, which makes them much more active

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let me give you the answer: they can breathe air directly from air.
        Which is also a limitation in that environment, but also allows them to grow much larger.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same reason that most early species die out and are replaced by later species. Being in the game early isn't as valuable as you might think. Later organisms have superior intellect and social group dynamics. Crocs aren't the perfect killing machine. They're just dumb reptiles and hippos frick them up badly. Because social group dynamics of large male evolved for protecting the females. Afaik crocs are basically solitary and will eat each others children. That type of individualism makes you strong one on one but you will lose against a group.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your take on crocodilian intelligence is very outdated. they've demonstrated rudimentary tool use, offer parental care, engage in play behavior and limited cooperative hunting, have the ability to distinguish between not only different individuals of their species but also different human faces.

          The reason crocs 'lose' to hippos probably has to do with the fact that nile crocodiles are ambush predators that typically weigh 300-400lbs and the largest ever recorded has been around 2,200lbs which just so happens to be the *lower* end average weight for a hippo, and bull hippos can grow up to 10,000lbs. Hippo dominance has nothing to do with their intelligence and everything to do with them simply sizemogging everything else.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your take on crocodilian intelligence is very outdated. they've demonstrated rudimentary tool use, offer parental care, engage in play behavior and limited cooperative hunting, have the ability to distinguish between not only different individuals of their species but also different human faces.
            Most of this also describes ants.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sizemogging everything else
            Hippos are one of the most based creatures just for this. How do you become so giga chad by being a lardass? Humans could literally never.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >How do you become so giga chad by being a lardass?
              To be fair, a hippo's chunkiness isn't really all that much fat. It's more like a big walking slab of pure muscle that can and will kill anything that displeases it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It gives me great pleasure to see them treat crocs like living ragdolls. Some of the most efficient ambush predators on the planet turned into sniveling pussies (with the exception of the biggest) in their own habitats by what’s effectively a big water cow. Very funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you trying to speciesbait a war against fish fans

        • 1 month ago
          elipo

          might as well launch a war against people who's favorite foods are chicken nuggets, there's few of them and most are mentally moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >most are mentally moronic
            Like yourself then, Mr namegay?

            • 1 month ago
              elipo

              found the mentally moronic autist, go eat some nuggies, namegays on top

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A single species of fish fed on all marine mammals for like 20 million years. A mere 2 million years of reprieve and look how smug they have become.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mamals are just superior

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is the thing that was stopping them initially?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Let me give you the answer: they can breathe air directly from air.
        Which is also a limitation in that environment, but also allows them to grow much larger.

        is the only correct answer. more oxygen = bigger, more metabolically active, faster, stronger, smarter. marine mammals basically hacked the system by taking the benefits of water (buoyancy) and the benefits of land (oxygen rich air) to create the greatest animals the world has ever seen, bar maybe the great dinosaurs and us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The orca is more than twice this shark's size.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Orcas are fricking massive even compared to the biggest Great Whites, we know...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sure to win because my speed is superi-ACCCKKK!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good, now I want to see them eat a crocodile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. I want to see them eat a lion or a hippo.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who still didn't knew that? Orcas are the apex predators of the sea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would be Coca-Cola.

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