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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only logical thing if you know someone with one

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy and raise pitbulls for their murderous capabilities.

    I haven't seen a cat in 5 five years.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I hate about pitbulls the most (besides their extreme violence) is how they pretend to be calm, quiet, and friendly right up until you're in biting range. Then they just go nuts.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My pit bull just got diagnosed with hip dysplasia at just two years old (with a fused kneecap no less) and it is seriously making me hate nature.

    She is an outlier, and wouldn't harm anybody. All she wants to do is wiggle her butt but now she can't do even that. Frick nature.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She is an outlier
      Classic pibble owner line

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awwww

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Awwww she's nannying 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those broken english titles remind me of the million pitty ones, except this time is not funny, but unnerving .

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hells angels move into town carrying swords, knives, and blackjacks
    >One person gets murdered, several more assaulted and sent to the hospital
    >Everyone gets guns because they don't want to be next
    >A bunch of poor morons use their new powers for evil
    >Hells angels: Oh my god guys we only murdered 30 people last year maybe you're all paranoid schizophrenics? Some of you are even saying you'd shoot an innocent biker for running at you screaming with a knife in his hand. You people are fricking insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post news or gtfo with your gay larp

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That'll be $100 to adopt this qt into your family!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that dog's will readily lap up a bowl of common car antifreeze, because it tastes sweet. It's also very quickly fatal, with minimal suffering. Just a tip for you folks with a pitbull in your neighborhood.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How's this for a point, pitfricker? Keep the clearly aggressive mutt on a leash or I have every reason to assume that if it approaches me doing anything from a jog to a run it's going to attack and I have every justification to defend myself. I'm not going to get myself or anyone or anything I know bit because you have empathy for a hideous creature that barely even looks like a fricking dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one is talking about allowing any dogs off leash
      you just made that up to solidfy your nonsense point and make you seem like less of a ape out to gun down innocent dogs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dog was selectively bred to be dangerous
        >muh innocent doggo he wuz a good boy just wait until he bites you
        If I see a pitbull running towards me it dies. Sorry. Releasing a pitbull is like pointing a gun at someone. Should they just run and hope they don't get hurt/killed? No, you shouldn't have had the weapon in the first place, so people wouldn't have to defend themselves from it.

        We can stop carrying guns when morons and nutjobs stop irresponsibly and aggressively using weapons, including living weapons like dangerous dog breeds, to put people in danger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would a dog on s leash run at you
          youre a literal paranoid schizophrenic making up scenarios in your head for internet points
          your guns will be taken away because youre a menace to society and thats a good thing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would a dog OFF a leash run at you
            Because it's aggressive
            >you're paranoid because you're afraid of aggressive dogs. you should have your guns taken away from you.
            So, once again, pitbull owners are like this

            >So what if I carry an AR-15 everywhere? Why are you saying you'll shoot me if I point it at you? You are a paranoid schizophrenic and a menace to society. You should have your guns taken away from you.
            Yes, ladies, that is how the owners of these "dogs" think.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              woah there what if he's just playing? you shouldn't shoot people just for having fun with their guns. most gun owners are responsible and would never turn off the safety and pull the trigger if they knew the bullet would hit you. at the most they'll just shoot over your shoulder for a laugh. shooting someone for pointing a gun at you is literally murdering an innocent person.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i dont own a pitbull and i dont walk around with a gun in fear of pitbulls
              if you carry a gun around to protect yourself from pitbulls youre a psycho schizo and more dangerous than any pitbull
              the stats make this plainly clear

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So let me get this straight
                "If you walk around with a gun to protect yourself from other people with guns, when you can walk outside and see people carrying guns, you are a paranoid schizo"
                Yes why would I want a weapon to defend myself when every moron is carrying a weapon? Must be mental illness.

                "Just wait until they shoot you bro"
                "Just wait until they bite you bro"
                How about

                "You shouldn't be allowed to have guns or bioweapons like pitbulls if you don't want other people to take measures to defend themselves from them"
                The only answer to weapons in society is everyone has them or no one has them. You aren't entitled to walking around with something that is likely to end a life and expecting everyone to just ignore it. If you have a gun or a dangerous dog, people fear you, and people that want to live will get things that will hopefully preserve their lives if you're in a mood and do something stupid. This is not schizophrenia. It's rational.

                "How dare these schizos carry guns and just because I'm walking around with an assault rifle"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pitbull owners are the most entitled frickwits on earth. at some point we're just going to take the top 3 breeds off the fatality list and go around euthanizing everything that even looks like one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >BSL passed to save lives
                >shitbull owner: i dont own a pitbull I own a staffordshire dogo argentino boxer cross. see the coat color isn't in the breed standard. and i'm adopting two more.
                >shitbull owner: bites went up. i guess BSL doesn't work and pitbulls are safe!

                >Someone carries a gun to protect themselves from all the aggressive dogs
                >last headline: 10 year old girl attacked by stray pitbull
                >shitbull owner: You are a paranoid schizophrenic if you would murder one of these innocent puppers you cynophobe. Just wait until they bite you. Besides, pitbulls were banned, so those are staffordshire mixes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic strawman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look at what we have to put up with because we have to worry about shit like aggressive dogs. If you would put the shitbull down, that would be one less gun we would need. No one would need a gun if they didn't live in fear of your shitty violent "dog".

                Dangerous dogs are weapons. Either everyone has weapons, or no one has weapons. Period. Do you understand? And if you unleash a weapon on me I am going to take steps to make sure I won't get hurt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                even if we genocided pits youd come up with another moronic reason to be a gun toting sociopath, admit it

                Yes, to the pitbulls. Letting a pitbull off its leash is the exact same as pointing a gun at someone. No If your "dog" was dead today that would be one less gun needed.

                Dangerous dogs are weapons. If you are getting rid of weapons, you must get rid of all of them. No knives. No guns. No attack dogs.

                again,
                NO ONE IS ARGUING THAT ANY DOG SHOULD BE OFF LEASH
                and no, a loose dog is not remotely the same as pointing a gun a somebody, anyone who beleives this should not be allowed to own dogs or guns because they are obviously mentally ill

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am saying that dangerous dogs are weapons and one off leash is the same as a gun pointing at someone. Should we live in fear and wait to be bit?

                We can’t get rid of guns unless your “dog” goes first. Most dogs kill less than one person a year in freak accidents. Pitbulls kill 30. 30 people. How many people did AK47s kill in the US last year?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dangerous dogs are extremely rare to the point of being a myth and compaing them to a pocket device thats only purpose is to intimidate and kill is moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                30 dead human beings is a lot to lose to an ugly fricking dog. 30 fathers, sons, mothers, and daughters. Not as deadly? Sure, but i’m not taking any more chances than I have to before i become #31. Your dog was bred to kill everything that moves and it is never innocent. Why should people live in fear and hope not to get bit when you are part of why people have guns? It’s like saying only you should have guns be because you’re a “sportsman” but you can still shoot people.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                30 is much less than 20 000
                id much rather run into a feral pitbull than an unhinged gun owner on the trail any day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’d rather not run into either but unfortunately both exist so I need a gun too. When every pitbull is dead and wolves, bears, and cougars are extinct we can talk about getting rid of guns and knives. It’s important for you to know that YOU are causing the problem by taking dangerous animals out in public. YOU are why people have guns. Because people arent going to let a fricking dog ruin their life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i dont have a dangerous dog
                and i dont walk around in public armed like a paranoid dangerous ape
                i ride motorcycles
                i drive
                i cross the street
                i skydive once in a while
                all these things are much more likely to result in my death than a rogue dog or a gun toting idiot
                and ill still probably die of heart disease or cancer in my 80s

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice that you risk your life for fun but I'm not going unarmed so a shitty "dog" can ruin my life or kill my golden retriever. Would you rather I just go around poisoning every single one I can find like doggy gun control?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                driving and crossing the steet is a necessity of life where i live
                should i poison everyone with a car?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are dangerous dogs a necessity? Answer this as a yes or no questions.

                Remember, dangerous dogs bite at will, unlike inanimate objects that must be purposefully used. If a dog is prone to biting, you can not predict when, where, who, or how badly it will bite. Dangerous dogs do not effectively protect people and have been phased out in everything but offensive police and military roles in favor of humans who have more legal liability and intelligence so they don't do things like rip children to shreds for looking for their frisbee.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, dangerous dogs are not a necessity. nobody needs a dangerous animal as a pet and the world would only benefit if all dogs were rendered safe to humans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                counting suicides is disingenuous. people have every right to kill themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >*unleashes pitbull that's clearly aggressive*
                >why are you scared schizo he just wants to lick you to death. wait until he bites you to worry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the way they count suicides is the opposite of disingenuous
                its literally not counted in the deathnststistic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                meant for

                counting suicides is disingenuous. people have every right to kill themselves.

                not deleting and reposting due to sweet numbers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its absolutely mental illness to live in an armed society, yes
                if youre not mentally ill before you arrived to this conclusion then you definitely will be after
                pitbulls are a scapegoat for your violent psychosis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understand

                DANGEROUS DOGS ARE WEAPONS
                IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU ARE ARMED
                LETTING ONE RUN FREE IS THE EXACT SAME THING AS POINTING A GUN AT PEOPLE.
                IF PEOPLE OWN ATTACK DOGS, YOU LIVE IN AN ARMED SOCIETY.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i fully understand
                you are more dangerous than 1 million pitbulls

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, to the pitbulls. Letting a pitbull off its leash is the exact same as pointing a gun at someone. No If your "dog" was dead today that would be one less gun needed.

                Dangerous dogs are weapons. If you are getting rid of weapons, you must get rid of all of them. No knives. No guns. No attack dogs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you would have a point if he was talking about any dog but he's specifically talking about dogs that top the fatality list, anon. that's pretty generous.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          30 fatalities a year is vending machine and escalator tier
          should we gun down those as well?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The vast majority of dog breeds have less than 1 fatality a year attributed to them, so basically only freak accidents. Many have 0 attributed to them in entire decades. 30 human lives a year because some morons like the way a specific dog looks is not fricking nothing, it's an insane blood sacrifice cult. Human lives are not worth less than your privilege to own a dog that looks a specific way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >talking about pitbulls
        >””innocent””

        an oxymoron

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    walking a dog like a pitbull/belgian malinois is the dog equivalent of openly carrying a firearm. if you let things go awry people are very likely to die. sane people absolutely should be paranoid and afraid when people parade dangerous shit in public.

    a golden retriever, collie, husky, hound, etc is like having a pocket knife. bad shit can still happen, but it doesn’t happen often, and people have to purposefully go against all common sense for it to end in death.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      arent malinois basically the same as german shepherds?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, they’re way more neurotic and aggressive. Mal owners play it down by calling them “bite driven”.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awww so handsome

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a nice dog
    i would do a.few temperatment tests and then decide if hes trustowrthy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      temperament testing is notoriously useless on pitbulls. they are superficially docile and submissive as part of how they're bred to win fights.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and even if he failed the temperament test hed still be about as lethal as an escalator
        so im not too worried

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he'd be prone to absolutely ruining some random family pet for life if not killing them and giving random children a lifelong fear of dogs if not killing them. do escalators do that? no, not outside of china.

          if your pitbull charges my dog please don't complain when i drop it before it gets there. dogs that have been bit are on borrowed time before their new trauma causes THEM to bite.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dont walk my dogs around gun toting psychos
            youre much more unhinged and lethal than pitbulls

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              we are literally everywhere because pitgays keep these unpredictable monsters everywhere. i'm only lethal to creatures that threaten me and my dog. i would never try to kill a man - i have a dot on my pistol so if it ever comes to that i can more precisely aim for a body part that would result in a more survivable wound. i would only shoot to kill when aiming at an out of control, clearly aggressive animal ie: a pitbull.

              most dogs will stop short and clearly communicate if they are there to get into a fight or play, because they have a self preservation instinct, but pitbulls go from bounding to biting with no in between... never trust a pitbull.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                youre a paranoid psycho walking around with a gun
                youre hundreds, if not thousands, of times more likely to kill or maim someone than a pitbull

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm straight, white, wealthy, and have had sex, so no.

                Would you rather I eviscerate that "dog" with a pocketknife and then live with the consequences of your bioweapon injuring and traumatizing my dog or one of my children? Because if I can't have a gun, I want every single dog that was ever bred to be aggressive towards humans (any guarding or fighting breed), any humans, even trespassers, euthanized tomorrow, and all wild predators large enough to kill a man driven to extinction by the end of the month. And then I will give up my gun.

                Every single pitbull. Every single mastiff. Every single rottweiler, german shepherd, and malinois. Every single kangal and komondor. Every wolf, bear, and cougar. Gone. And then, when I don't have to worry about a hole in a fence turning into some aggressive territorial mutt deciding the entire street is his new territory or some moron who thinks their pitbull is nice never keeping more than a loose grip on the leash, I'll saw my gun in half.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and i would trust 1000 feral fighting dogs to be more civil than a single Wauf poster who posts like how you post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I only have universal respect for HUMAN life. Dogs are property and an off leash pitbull is a gun in my face
                >Whyd you take my gun and strip it down to break the parts bro i was only joking im a good gun owner i wasnt going to pull the trigger
                Ergo if you put a gun in my face I will confiscate your weapon. If you set an attack dog loose and it runs towards me I will confiscate that weapon.

                This is really the only moral use firearms have. Human life is infinitely valuable, a pitbull is worth about $5.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                psychos like you roaming around in the wild are infinitely more terrifying than any shitty dog breed
                you getting shot or mauled to death would be a net gain on society

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no, muh heckin pupper! you should die because you don't think mr. maulington is a heckin person! just wait to see if my dog that was selectively inbred for the past 200 years to attack dogs and people will attack your or your dog! PSYCHOPATH! you literally scare me!
                Lmao.

                off leash shitbull owners be like
                >*walks around casually pointing a rifle at people*
                >*gets shot in the arm so they drop their gun*
                >omg i was a good gun owner you fricking psycho i wouldn't have shot you triggers don't pull themselves wtf, you should have waited to see if i was shooting people first
                >you fricking psychos are paranoid idiots why are you carrying a gun like a nutjob just because I walk around with a gun? you're fricking crazy I hope someone shoots you!

                The best part is I'm black. Slave owners used to use pitbulls to chase down and attack escaping slaves. Some of my ancestors were probably mauled by pitbulls. I have every reason to assume every pitbull is a white supremacist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you ever notice how in countries where people gave up guns, pretty much all large predators are extinct and there's a rolling BSL train going down the list of things people can pass their violent dogs off as?

                i think most reasonable people only carry guns for animals, not humans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we have lots of large predators in canada and no one walks their dogs armed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You literally aren’t allowed to. Too high of a chance you’d shoot at passing government officials.

                “Besides who are are we to put human selfishness above respect for nature? If a wild animal attacks your dog, don’t hurt it, it’s just being a wild animal”

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Abominable dog but this time it actually is just smiling.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their big shark mouths make it easy to line up a T zone shot from a distance tbh

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can sum this whole thread up in about 2 seconds.
    >Haha pitbulls are aggressive!
    >no they're not! I'm obviously not bait haha >:]
    >(50 replies all saying the same thing)
    >yjk, women and black people and israelites bad, etc

    You can frick off now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a bloody nose and I swallowed a lot of the blood and then I took a poo poo and then I looked at it and my poo poo was black 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the lemur homosexual I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women and black people and israelites bad tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yjk, women and black people and israelites bad, etc
      based

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    needs a mach 2 speed lead injection

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