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I love it when my dog licks my mouth because I love her stinky breath.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day I tell my dog that she's very good, but very stinky. She's doesn't seem to really be effected by criticism though and that's weird to me.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being stinky compliment for dogs. Their smell is their identity and having a strong smell means you can show this is your turf from a larger area. Why do you think they mark territory with piss and shit? They mark it with stink. Most mammals use stink for communication (this is my turf/ready for mating/I belong to this group/etc). Modern humans that rejected stink.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >modern humans rejected stink
        It’s just your own species so you’re noseblind to it. You all smell like garbage.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an weird impulse to chase smaller animals. Used to run after pigeons as a kid. Sometimes when walking somewhere and seeing a cat on the path I'll head towards it and make a noise to spook it when I see I'm near enough for it to feel like walking away. And when walking the dog if it feels like chasing something I'll go along running, not letting them actually catch whatever they were after obviously.
    Dunno why, I blame autism.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prey drive

      Humans are predators

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on the internet nobody knows you are a dog

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs don’t walk dogs.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. dog

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doggays are mentally ill

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like cats. Not because I hate them but because they feel so alien to me. Met my friends cat and I was surprised at the forceful way it rubbed itself onto my leg. Had a feral one scratch me, then rub my leg and purr afterwards. Tbh I'm almost scared of them. Dogs are much easier to understand.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      cats make sense when you realize they are either broken attention prostitutes who simultaneously think you are their mother and their brother, or just scared of everything, or both.

      they were never meant to be social animals. we bred that into them.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only like nature until it leads to any discomfort for myself

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stomped a baby mouse flat just a little bit ago.
    My cat found it and brought it to me as a gift. I half considered letting it go, but then I noticed that it's stomach was already torn open.
    I feel terrible. But not as bad as I would have just letting it bleed out.
    Still sucks though.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stomping a mouse flat, only to leave it out for his cat to find and show it to him.. Weird, and disturbing.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, my cat found the mouse and brought it to me as a gift, and I considered letting it go, but then I noticed that my cat had torn its stomach open, so I stomped it flat.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricker, don't stomp your cat flat for bringing you a gift.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Had to do this too, cat came with a mouse that was paralyzed in the hind legs. I wanted to free it until I saw what sweet Lully did to it, so I stomped it flat.
          Pic related, it's sweet Lully

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do dogs usually like it if you lick them back or do they think it's weird

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Even if I see a dog on tv try to lick someone’s mouth I instinctively turn my head because I grew up with dogs.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I communicate with horses by body language, and have experienced a lot of bizarre things others haven't and won't.

    Also, I used to feed deer near me, in the end being used as a human salt lick in summer time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and have experienced a lot of bizarre things others haven't and won't.
      Do tell.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based on eye contact and sharing breath, having a mare violently turning her rear on you- winking and gushing wildly- while she is in a herd with an alpha stallion, who just stands beside you? All intact, not much interaction with humans. Pushing herself onto you, making you reek of her. Does that sound bizarre enough?

        Or, having the smell of the herd as a natural cloak, so forementioned deer come closer and closer, untill eventually they lose their fear, and not only lick you, but after a few initial scares, they let you pet them, and after a while, actively seek you out for that attention? Imagine that..

        Imagine witnessing all that, and the rest is also up to your imagination. I'll close this one off with the time 3 stallions took turns on a mare in heat, after they had her, multiple times each, imagine that mare coming up to you for comfort, as if she were dissapointed from the short attention span of her mates.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you've had the sickest fricking life.
          You are hella cool anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Being used as a human salt lick
      Nice, I wish I could get a deer to blow my salty dick.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I killed an entire population of sentient beings on a spec because I could and would do it again to test my power. Then I kicked a baby bear to anger the mother so she would attack me.
    My name is Goku btw.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I killed your fake grandfather and threw you headfirst on a rock, you little shit.

      Also, I once cut a few furries up, and sliced and diced their bald homosexual leader with my sword. I also dabble in time travel.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I visit my friend, his female pit goes straight for my mouth.
    I had to take care of her for a couple of days while he traveled and we pretty much made out.
    She also really likes licking my wiener, for whatever reason, to the point of forcing her snout into my pants whenever I'm sitting on the couch and she has her head on lap.
    A shame that she's too small for me. I think she never had puppies despite being nearly 8 years old.I can get my whole ring finger inside, but I'm to thick.
    Regardless, I love that dog, she is excellent.
    All of his dogs are, including her brother.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love when OPs mom licks my ass

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    doggays do shit like this and then claim to not be a zoophile

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when i was little i killed a family of sea snails i picked up on the beach

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are some people like this? You don't know what kind of shit is in your pet's saliva. Stop being a disgusting moron.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My dog doesn’t lick anybody

    Maybe hands if there’s food left on them or a quick dab on the cheek if she’s sucking up to you

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When my dogs licks my face my throat gets very itchy

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Odd? I think you meant disgusting homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are some people like this? You don't know what kind of shit is in your pet's saliva. Stop being a disgusting moron.

      a little zoonosis never hurt anyone

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