not going to lie, im still more likely to cross the street for a pitbull

not going to lie, im still more likely to cross the street for a pitbull

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gators are predictable animals so I wouldn't be afraid either. You can call their moves before they make them.

    Dogs are like humans. Mostly unpredictable. It's possible to say what they won't do but not what they will do, because they are intelligent beings who have self control and something resembling morals (although dogs will never understand why, put a word to it, or form delusions to justify it).

    Pitbulls, however, are like severely moronic humans. You can not say what they won't do, you can not say what they will do. They have no control over themselves and do not follow rules. If a pitbull is sufficiently agitated its brain defaults to an extremely disordered version of its ancestral predatory instincts and it attacks the nearest living thing that is not big enough to scare it back into normal behavior. For "game" pitbulls there is nothing big enough to scare the sense into it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and the worst part
      >If a pitbull is sufficiently agitated its brain defaults to an extremely disordered version of its ancestral predatory instincts and it attacks the nearest living thing that is not big enough to scare it back into normal behavior. For "game" pitbulls there is nothing big enough to scare the sense into it.
      That's MAYBE. A lot of the time nothing will happen, sometimes they will attack. You can't predict it. And through it all the pitbull will look like the same placid moron it always does.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pseud gimp

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    keeping healthy undomesticated animals as pets is animal abuse
    it's only acceptable if they're maimed or diseased in a way that would prevent them from living independently, or if the animal is endangered from being targeted by poachers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in this case it was either keeping him as a pet or killing it because its illegal to relocate them in florida

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just chuck it into a river and don't tell anyone.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So that it attacks someone later?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            gators dont attack people
            nor should you be walking into unknown water sources, there are more dangerous things than gators like cottonmouths and snapping turtles

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they can surgically remove the bite muscle in alligators

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OR, and bear with me on this, seriously just hear me out, OR instead of permanently disfiguring an animal, please just hear me out, MAYBE you could just not keep an alligator as a pet? Just a suggestion, don't downvote me Reddit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        in this case it was either keeping him as a pet or killing it because its illegal to relocate them in florida

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or, you can take your hippie ass back to the woods.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should go back

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just just muzzle them, you dumb moron

        Captive alligators are just docile in general, why would surgically removing a muscle necessary for it to eat and live be the reasonable explanation?

        you can literally duck tape their mouth shut, because their mouth is like a bear trap, it takes a lot of force to actually open their mouth so you can keep it closed pretty easily

        that's just cruel,how does it eat afterwards?
        besides crocodilians are mother nature's killers,not man made like shitbulls
        shitbulls deserve having their whole jaws removed

        crocodiles dont chew, they just swallow manageable morsels from mangling meat, it doesnt need its jaw muscles to eat in captivity but still

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This can apply to any pet if we're talking about not letting them have sex
        All pets are immoral

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting. How are they going to crush turtles with gimped jaws?

      OR, and bear with me on this, seriously just hear me out, OR instead of permanently disfiguring an animal, please just hear me out, MAYBE you could just not keep an alligator as a pet? Just a suggestion, don't downvote me Reddit.

      >MAYBE you could just not keep an alligator as a pet?
      Not an option.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Captive alligators are just docile in general, why would surgically removing a muscle necessary for it to eat and live be the reasonable explanation?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just cruel,how does it eat afterwards?
      besides crocodilians are mother nature's killers,not man made like shitbulls
      shitbulls deserve having their whole jaws removed

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, that pet alligator "Wally" was the model for Alligator Loki in the capeshit TV show.

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