>no natural predators left
>illegal to hunt
>lays 40 eggs
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>no natural predators left. >illegal to hunt. >lays 40 eggs
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>illegal to hunt
>lays 40 eggs
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the Duckening is upon us
They don't lay 40 eggs.
They lay 1 egg a day and after 12 days the hatch rate is at 70%. After 15 days it's at 40%. After that it drops into single digits.
The flock matron pulls all the hatchlings into one brood and all the hens raise them together.
It's like "it takes a village" in the natural world.
>t. Poultry farmer
>US has the bald eagle
>Mexico has the golden eagle
>Canada has a fricking goose
Why is Canada so gay?
We have all those birds in Canada
>no natural predators left
Not a problem in Bald Eagle land.
>no natural predators left
>illegal to hunt
>has 4 trillion kids, all subsidized by the government
Blacks?
all of humanity, you dumb frick
14 year old detected.
>"yes, my entire personality is defined by edginess and contrarianism, and I was outcasted back in highschool, how could you tell?"
bruh thinking all of humanity is bad is an edgy contrarian mindset literal children have and i grew out of it when i wasnt being an emo anymore listening to linking park in school
>subsidized by the government
this only applies to racial minorities and (sometimes) poor people in first world countries, though.
Our planet. If you don't like it either leave or kys.
Always funny to see how we don't even bother to apply our own wisdom to ourselves. We exempt ourselves from the "rules" and allow our own self destruction and suffering. Like how if you eliminate predators from an area, you get dumbass herbivores overbreeding to the point they eat everything and die because there's too many of them for the vegetation to sustain.
what part of the world is this? That looks like something out of a scifi set
Does anyone know do they taste good?
no, most birds do not taste that good, chicken is the only good one, duck is too oily and turkey is digusting
Chicken is literally the worst one out of the listed. Just learn how to properly cook a duck
im am literally complaining that duck is too fricking greasy, because it is, duck is really fatty, and if i wanted that theres better meat like beef or pork
Wild ducks are less greasy than farm ducks, but just cook your farm duck on a trivet you fricking brainlet.
Shut up cooklet
Stupid fricking American moron
Maybe learn to actually cook the second two birds properly
Not every bird needs to be deep fried, Tyrone
No American would decry turkey. We have a holiday for eating it.
Duck is amazing
Goose is commonly eaten in the UK
canada goose?
Nah I think it's Greylag, but surely Canada goose tastes the same.
Ah yes the UK, they're known for having good cuisine
Explain what's wrong with this without sounding american
Refined grains are bad for you and toast causes cancer.
you better not be the type to sit on the computer for prolonged periods of time. Everything can fricking kill you/is bad for you these days.
>he eats bread
ngmi
yeah bread is honestly awful
you should really drop all starches and grains but bread is by far the worst for how pervasive it is in a western diet
if you're asian then rice is the devil instead
if you're italian then its not just bread but pasta too
>they all end up talking about bread
>they all probably eat it as a guilty pleasure
>mfw they are all ducks in disguise
The thread has come full circle.
Explain what's good about it without your snaggleteeth falling out
>as delicious as toast
>built in crumb containment system
brilliant. this is why Brits led the Industrial Revolution
Foie Gras and Goose Rillettes are great
Foie Gras is disgusting, even at over 100.00 a plate. This guy is larping as a richboy with no tastebuds
Fryer oil has ruined your tastebuds
Nope, they don't.
They do have predators, though. I got around 20 ducks in my lake and every now and then a hawk or eagle comes down and kills one of them by grabbing the neck. They also grab the ducklings off the water.
Yeah. Duck confit is great in general. The breast, specifically, is a classic.
>cucknadians are actually so feeble and sóiloving they legally protect the same geese that chase them around
oh no no NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
I’ll kick one before I ever get chased by a bird