>no natural predators left. >illegal to hunt. >lays 40 eggs

>no natural predators left
>illegal to hunt
>lays 40 eggs

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the Duckening is upon us

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't lay 40 eggs.
    They lay 1 egg a day and after 12 days the hatch rate is at 70%. After 15 days it's at 40%. After that it drops into single digits.
    The flock matron pulls all the hatchlings into one brood and all the hens raise them together.
    It's like "it takes a village" in the natural world.
    >t. Poultry farmer

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >US has the bald eagle
    >Mexico has the golden eagle
    >Canada has a fricking goose

    Why is Canada so gay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We have all those birds in Canada

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no natural predators left
    Not a problem in Bald Eagle land.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no natural predators left
    >illegal to hunt
    >has 4 trillion kids, all subsidized by the government

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all of humanity, you dumb frick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          14 year old detected.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >"yes, my entire personality is defined by edginess and contrarianism, and I was outcasted back in highschool, how could you tell?"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              bruh thinking all of humanity is bad is an edgy contrarian mindset literal children have and i grew out of it when i wasnt being an emo anymore listening to linking park in school

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >subsidized by the government
          this only applies to racial minorities and (sometimes) poor people in first world countries, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Our planet. If you don't like it either leave or kys.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Always funny to see how we don't even bother to apply our own wisdom to ourselves. We exempt ourselves from the "rules" and allow our own self destruction and suffering. Like how if you eliminate predators from an area, you get dumbass herbivores overbreeding to the point they eat everything and die because there's too many of them for the vegetation to sustain.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what part of the world is this? That looks like something out of a scifi set

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know do they taste good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, most birds do not taste that good, chicken is the only good one, duck is too oily and turkey is digusting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chicken is literally the worst one out of the listed. Just learn how to properly cook a duck

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up cooklet

          Stupid fricking American moron
          Maybe learn to actually cook the second two birds properly
          Not every bird needs to be deep fried, Tyrone

          im am literally complaining that duck is too fricking greasy, because it is, duck is really fatty, and if i wanted that theres better meat like beef or pork

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wild ducks are less greasy than farm ducks, but just cook your farm duck on a trivet you fricking brainlet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up cooklet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid fricking American moron
        Maybe learn to actually cook the second two birds properly
        Not every bird needs to be deep fried, Tyrone

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No American would decry turkey. We have a holiday for eating it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Duck is amazing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goose is commonly eaten in the UK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        canada goose?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I think it's Greylag, but surely Canada goose tastes the same.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the UK, they're known for having good cuisine

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Explain what's wrong with this without sounding american

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Refined grains are bad for you and toast causes cancer.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you better not be the type to sit on the computer for prolonged periods of time. Everything can fricking kill you/is bad for you these days.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he eats bread
            ngmi

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah bread is honestly awful
              you should really drop all starches and grains but bread is by far the worst for how pervasive it is in a western diet

              if you're asian then rice is the devil instead
              if you're italian then its not just bread but pasta too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >they all end up talking about bread
              >they all probably eat it as a guilty pleasure
              >mfw they are all ducks in disguise

              The thread has come full circle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Explain what's good about it without your snaggleteeth falling out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >as delicious as toast
          >built in crumb containment system
          brilliant. this is why Brits led the Industrial Revolution

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Foie Gras and Goose Rillettes are great

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Foie Gras is disgusting, even at over 100.00 a plate. This guy is larping as a richboy with no tastebuds

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fryer oil has ruined your tastebuds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, they don't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do have predators, though. I got around 20 ducks in my lake and every now and then a hawk or eagle comes down and kills one of them by grabbing the neck. They also grab the ducklings off the water.

      Yeah. Duck confit is great in general. The breast, specifically, is a classic.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cucknadians are actually so feeble and sóiloving they legally protect the same geese that chase them around
    oh no no NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll kick one before I ever get chased by a bird

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