Never seen these before

Just moved into a new apartment. What should I do with them?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them cause they look funky

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never been harmed by one of these so they're fine by me.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of these crawled up my arm when i was a kid, was not fun

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I visited Michigan for the first time recently and at the house I'm at finally saw one of these. Those frickers move faster than I thought

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    spray them with insecticide. clean them up quickly after they die because if you dont all their fricking legs pop off their corpse and go all over the floor they are disgusting

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You leave them be. Theyre's a little offputting to see but theyre amazing pest control and they wont hurt you or any pets you have (unless you're keeping very small insects in not well contained enclosures) so it's best to just leave them be.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >house centipede
    >in an apartment
    the west has fallen

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    most advanced branch of Centipede? they have working eyes and yank in prey with their legs

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro just put a glass on top of them
    Good luck with that. Look at these developed eyes they got.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't save it from my boot

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're ok. They eat other bugs and spiders and hide away from you because they know the game already. Just don't let yourself be biten by them. They can cause nasty rashes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I must be a massive first world pussy because I couldn't let a bug that could bite me just roam free in my house

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not gonna bite you unless you mess with it, moron. Theyre pretty fragile and thus rather skittish and are more likely to hide from you and avoid you than go out of their way to bite you.

        Also everyone saying it's gross is a pussy. It's basically a yassified cricket that is performing quiet, clean, efficient pest control in your house and you are all completely ungrateful.

        Sometimes learning about things can help you get over your fears. Look up how they hunt, theyre super cool and use their legs kinda like lassos. Theyre's basically tiny cheetahs with lassos.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What should I do with them?
    Leave them alone.
    They look creepy as frick, and the first time I ever saw one I had to talk myself out of burning down the house BUT they eat bugs. If I were you I'd just do some deep cleaning, and spread some poison around the foundation of your place to stop any bugs from getting in that way.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have these, you definitely have other bugs that its feeding on. If you squish it, the problem will get worse.
    Also, you really should solve your problem since these things will walk all over you when you're sleeping. Ask me how I know.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ this. Most horrifying moment of my life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ this. Most horrifying moment of my life.

      That's what you get for sleeping on the floor with the lights off

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >preferring the good ol toxoplasmosis
      I think I rather live with legbros.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catch and release somewhere, duh. Many insects react to air disturbance, so move a glass slowly over it, then slide a piece of paper under (watch out so you don't hurt them) and maybe something more rigid under that and off you go.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Catch and release somewhere, duh.
      yeah good luck with that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the rest, insect brain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Many insects react to air disturbance, so move a glass slowly over it, then
      You have literally never ever done that with this type of insect.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except I have and you haven't because you ran away or killed it like a little b***h, they do react to air disturbances first and foremost, their last pair of legs performs the same function as cerci in e.g. wienerroaches.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I return to BTFO your sorry ass

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >over 1 week of attempts

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Had to queue to get in your mom's room

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many insects do, but these have a good vision and can suicide eject themselves out of a wall on sight if that's the best option they have.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Catch and release somewhere, duh.
      yeah good luck with that

      I enjoy their company enough I actually found one out in the garage, then picked it up on my hand and brought it INSIDE. It was damn cold outside anyway, I felt it would be a lot more comfortable indoors.

      I vaguely remember how creeped out I used to be with those, but I can't even get slightly scared by them now. Saw one bump into me while I was reading on the carpet, another fell next to my keyboard onto some loose papers so it was fine -- both times just made my day

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't waste perfectly good protein, i recommend deep fry

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    new roommate 🙂
    if he doesn't break the NAP let him be

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lost a pinky toe to one of these

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My uncle died from an untreated bite... He was allergic, apparently something like 3 in 4 people will develop a mild to severe reaction, it's crazy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. don't frick with these. my dad nearly died to one when it ripped his arm clean off his shoulder.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        exhaled out of my nose

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by how many threads we get about these now regularly compared to a couple years ago they must have spread LIKE MAD recently.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cricket season

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Regarding the posts about these insects it's not the seasonal thing I mean. What I mean is that we barely had any threads about them pre 2017 or so. It took really off in the last 3 years. I'd say we now get more threads about them than about carpet beetles who had the crown not long ago

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk i remember memes about them from a long while ago. It's rather they had a lull in popularity.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love thy neighbor

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Creepy but good. He's probably hunting down disgusting roaches that eat your food and shit on your counter.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one of these at work and was wondering what the frick it was.
    Fricking terrifying to look at. I am a pussy when it comes to bugs though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As anon said they kill and eat insects inside houses.
      You'll probably see more of them if the place has been inhabited for a long time. Clean the apartment. Window screens might also help a bit. Remember that they prefer humid places.

      They're legit disgusting. Had to deal with their presence where I lived one year ago, and while I concede that being constantly exposed to something you fear reduces your phobia, I couldn't wait to move out from that fricking house.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They hunt and kill insects more voraciously than any spider and leave when the prey is scarce. It's best to just let them work.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      also they won't bite unless you're actively fricking with one with your bare hands. just stomp your foot near it and it'll go find a crack to hide in

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        from my experience they don't bite at all even when you frick with them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do not fricking bite. Just grab it with your hand and throw it outside. Shrimple as.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >centipede hands typed this post
          >we won’t bite you
          >please handle us

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glue traps. You'll also catch crickets and other critters that would be their "prey," which might lure more of these 100-legged demons to get stuck on the glue.

        >also they won't bite unless you're actively fricking with one with your bare hands.
        I'd rather not take my chances.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm yea I get those little pill bugs and black beetle things too. I wonder if that's what they're after.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. There, I said it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day and make it painful
            go for an OD by tylenol or something
            using glue traps should be a bannable offence on this board

            Why do people hate glue traps so much?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Their families lives were most likely claimed by them. Very tragic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're absolutely painful for rodents for no reason when the classic snap trap does the job just fine but yeah who cares if you use it on bugs?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is your floor made of bugs?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day and make it painful
          go for an OD by tylenol or something
          using glue traps should be a bannable offence on this board

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do not fricking bite. Just grab it with your hand and throw it outside. Shrimple as.

        They do sting... Don't touch these things, they aren't like those forest ones that you see in the pictures that don't recognize humans as a thread and therefore won't sting.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're physically unable to tear the human skin you fricking moron.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider aren't scary. This one is though... i would get rid of him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      house centipedes are a blessing OP and you are very fortunate to have spotted one

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