Need help repelling these awful creatures

My quiet suburban neighborhood has been invaded by a large number of Does (haven’t seen a single Buck yet), and a few of them have decided to set up shot in my back yard. How can I deal with them without injuring them (too much)?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have kind of a hatred for deer. Not only are they terrible pests, but they wreck your car when you hit them and they never come out during deer season.
    Pro-tip: build 8x8 raised gardens so the deer won't jump over your fence.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rape the shit out of one

    the rest should flee in fear. if they don't, you have a new gf or four

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sprint out into your yard like a maniac with an air horn blasting

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Theres shit you can spread around your property line that spook them off.
    You can also hang some CD's from fishing line.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The saying is put up shop not shot.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too shy to make a thread so I'll just treat this as pest general. I have moles in my backyard and I want to start a vegetable garden, should I exterminate them? I remember hearing once upon a time that they only eat bugs and make your yard look terrible, they don't damage crops.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no personal experience, but that's what I've heard as well.
      also that ground-dwelling bees like the holes they leave behind

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals need to learn how to lay a hedge

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aren't they migratory? can't you just wait a bit until they move on?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Run after them while banging on a pot with a spoon

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro venison is fricking delicious. Shoot them. It’s legal where you live, isn’t it?
    Down here, white tailed deer are endangered and it it a crime to kill them. But people still shoot them for the meat regardless.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >without injuring them (too much)?
    shot through the head should be painless

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mark ur territory with pee(eat wheat for a stronger oddor)

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One word : deerussy

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Display them on crosses to intimidate any future deer.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its too late.
    prepare to be buck broken.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Find a few datura/jimson weed plants and graft tomato vines onto them and place them around your garden.

    The tomatoes that grow will be extremely poisonous and the deer should happily consume them all leading to an extremely painful death entirely untraceable to you.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give them steroids

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rape them right in the dussy

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make them your wives

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gold opportunity to reintroduce wolves
    >hurr durr let's just shoot them
    filthy americans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But our cattlerinos will get ate! What do you mean "have smaller herds guarded by dogs"? We need giant megablobs of cow suffering to truly be Patriotic™ and Free™.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >set up shot
    >shot
    thats a Freudian slip if I've ever heard one. You know what to do.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is 2023 anon.
    You don't ask anons for help, you ask ChatGPT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why am I hard?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh based?

        One word : deerussy

        rape the shit out of one

        the rest should flee in fear. if they don't, you have a new gf or four

        you should have a nice day as well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh based?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >graceful animals
      Deer have 2 brain cells rubbing against each other. They are dumb, skittish and clumsy as frick.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put out a sign

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat them. Doe is tastier than buck and you suppress the deer population that way. Of course deer in general tastes like shit so you’ll be mixing them with pork or something to make sausage.

    They are pest animals that huntinggays purposefully stock the woods with and prop up with bullshit predator exterminations so they can justify their hobby

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can also supress deer population by pouching does from bucks and make them your sex toys.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day immediately

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
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          you should have a nice day as well

          lol mad homo

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they bothering you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eating my garden + shitting everywhere

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh no poor grasserino, should've let it grow properly instead of cutting it once a week to a millimeter, now the munchers are gonna uproot them from the soil. oh no the HOA's gonna kill me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cervix vermin hooves clacked out this post. Nice try bambi you grass munching frick. The oven is the only place your kind belongs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >cervix
            What the frick autocorrect
            Cervid. That’s worse than my phone wanting to capitalize “the great leap forward” (backward) and not having mutilate or mutilation in its 1984 tier dictionary

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, it actually does capitalize the Great Leap Forward. I never knew!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy shit, it actually does capitalize the Great Leap Forward. I never knew!

                That's some scary NWO propaganda.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. It is a proper noun, referencing a specific event, it should be capitalized.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're mentally ill if you're regularly using those words or phrases

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know that whites are the true israelites and israelites are only larping as chosen from the time herod and the edomites took over judea? of course I do

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >we wuz kangs that accomplished absolutely nothing and then the rest of the middle east kicked our asses forever while inventing writing and civilization n sheeit and they had pet cheetahs and purebred dogs while we complained about street dogs we were too dumb to train yooooooo
                not a great claim to make

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, I know the futility of trying to talk about history on Wauf, but did you read the Bible? israelite = Yehudim = descendants of Yehudah/Judah, the kind of douchey son of Jacob that they had to say he inexplicably chose as the inheritor of the covenant at the end of Genesis because all the other Israelites had been pwned by the time the Torah was being edited and compiled. All the other Israelites clans got rekt by Assyrians, and dispersed around and mutted-up into oblivion in neighboring areas, so only the Judah clan remained. Well, and Benjamin, but they also just got mutted-up into the larger Judah clan until they forgot they were their own thing and stopped claiming to exist separately.
                Although if we're being honest, the claims of the Samaritans to be descended from non-israeli Israelites are actually pretty reasonable, no matter how much it might troll the israelites and how vociferously it was denied in the later parts of the Bible.
                Inb4 needlessly aggressive response that tries to school me with more meme-lessons made by fourteen year old boys who've never read anything longer than a blog post, yes, I know it's all a waste of time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's what you get for being a filthy phoneposter

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >talk about does
              >immediately type cervix
              Sure, sure. It was "autocorrect"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >t. golf enthusiast garden butcher

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cloven hooves typed out this post

            The hooves are off. No more mr nice ungulate. Come at me you apes, you're long due for this

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >just two more weeks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cloven hooves typed out this post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he said "garden", not "yard"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You call that a garden?
        Also either you shoot them or you put a much higher fence. There are repulsive products you can buy at your local gardening store but be aware it's also repulsive for humans, it stinks really bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        grow deerproof plants such as prickly pear
        prickly pear cactus is also edible and tasty and can be used as free animal feed if you have tortoises or iguanas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deer are a huge pest.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a perfect opportunity to acquire a deer wife anon. Don't pass it up.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the good lord has provided you with free meat

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No fence? Not my problem.

    Fence? Get a dog

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