"Nanny fish" strikes again Posted on January 28, 2023 by Anonymous When will people wake up and do the needful?
Leave my sharkbros alone, sharks are based unlike pitbulls.
sharks are based, but sometimes people are just retarded to the point they think all sharks are harmless because they are comparing shark fatalities to slipping in bathroom fatalities. It is such braindead logic I cannot stand it. Reality is big aggressive sharks can kill you. It is rare, but it happens and doesn't make them harmless fucking OMG THEY BE SMILING XD UWU TSUNDERE SHARK tbh .
Yes, any shark over 2 meters can be potentially dangerous but compared to others large apex predators like big cats, bears or crocodiles or even territorial african herbivores they really aren't that deadly to humans. You can dive with dozen of tiger sharks and nothing will happen, any close encounter with a wild lion/tiger or a grizzly bear will probably result in death. Sharks are only dangerous in specific situations like if you are swimming in murky water, bodyboarding, harpooning a fish or when you are interfering with them during feeding.
>sharks are super dangerous and are out to eat you
>sharks aren’t dangerous at all, people are just afraid of them because of movies like jaws
>sharks aren’t likely to attack a human and are much less likely to actually eat you, but are still large powerful predators that demand respect and caution
>you're supposed to love and care about sharks because... uhhhhh REASONS OK
Nature was given to man so that he can form it
The Jaws franchise and it's side effects have been a disaster on both shark populations and human empathy. I will still care for and love sharks, cry harder, or don't since you seemingly have no empathy.
Men are gods of the natural world. WE ARE MASTERS.
Nature is our slave.
Love of the slave is the choice of the master. But don't lower yourself in your possession of a thing.
Sharks are just more possessions for man.
I alone own every shark in each sea. You mad?
You've never set foot outside your mom's basement underage
Yeah fatty do be LARPin' pretty hard there.
Sharks are harmless they dont want to hurt you they just think that you are a seal or something more people die slipping in a kitchen just stop harrassing the sharks bro if you get bitten it is because YOU provoked it
>swims towards swimmer
>doesn’t bite swimmer in half
Oh the horror
shark of peace
sharks only nibble because they think you look like a seal they are innocent creatures who can do you no harm other than out of the instincts of their heart sharks are not dangerous stop with the propaganda omg
shark fins typed this post
If they had worn fake eyes on their ass this never would have happened.
Oh boy lol
the name is Nibbles
Stupid clickbait article, nothing happens at all in the video and the shark isn't even charging at the women. People swim and dive with tiger sharks all the time, its a fat slow fish with an overrated reputation.
Remember when the Jersey Shore attacks couldn't possibly have been a shark because sharks are harmless and have a weak bite and it was probably a vicious sea turtle? I remember.
That was over 100 years ago, are you a vampire or some sort of other immortal creature?
The only sharks worth protecting are carpet sharks like Whale and Zebra Sharks and the few oddballs like Basking and Megamouths. Fuck them hypercarnivore keeds.
At least I know now you're just tryhard edgelords.