Name a flaw.

The Golden Retriever is the perfect creature.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50% Gold
    50% retriever

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    their ass smells like shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would sniff dog wife's ass until i cum

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sluts for every hand on the block.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be perfect because dogs are trash animals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dogs are trash animals

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As beautiful as this breed is, it has a noted propensity for developing cancer at a relatively young age.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most breeds do

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a golden.
    >Suddenly my sleep cycle is fixed
    >I'm getting more exercise
    >I'm friends with all my neighbors now
    Goldens are cool.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow retriever owner here. Pic is my new pup. Ready to come home this week. I personally enjoy Labs, but Goldens are exceptional and I find both breeds to be top tier dogs.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't purr when you pet them

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pure breed
    >perfect

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want one, but I always see stories of Goldens dying of cancer after suffering years of ACL/CCL tears and hip dysplasia. I don't think I could handle that. Same with King Charles Spaniels; sweet dogs, terrible health outlooks.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're dogs for families with kids who aren't that busy

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golden Retriever supremacist thread.
    Pitbulls are an asset to our communities, societies and economies.
    Do better.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross smelling, perpetually drooling retards that eat everything they sniff and act like obnoxious puppies even when they’re 100lb. Pass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will grant you they act like puppies, but the rest is categorically untrue. I bathe mine every two weeks and brush frequently, but she never drools and doesn't even make a mess when drinking water like most dogs. They aren't for everyone but they are excellent for high-activity families or to be around young children. Other than the attitude (which is subjective), the biggest minuses are the fur/shedding and the complete and total failure as a guard animal. Ours would happily welcome an intruder into the home unless we were obviously in distress.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > act like puppies forever
      > flaw
      Take your meds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        puppies are fucking annoying. not everyone is a "dog person" that wants a hyperactive, needy infantile retard jumping on them at every opportunity and always demanding to play.

        thank god there are dogs with more mature dispositions. they make much better pets.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >long hair
    >floppy ears
    >salvation
    >boring look

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >salvation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such is the sin of this generation that the great gift of salvation is looked at as negative.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boring look
      I sure love the EXCITING look of the pit bull

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look
      Sorry it's not a fucking Pokémon you man child

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The flaw is that there's some show breeder cunt yoinking hard as fuck the rope around the dog's neck that they shooped out

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wet dog smell

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