My Venus flytrap

I bought myself a Venus flytrap but I live in northern europe so I can't see any flies coming close to it. How do I have fun with this plant?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rain doesn't have calcium in it. Calcium is bad for your venus fly plant. Your tapwater probably has calcium in it, but the amount depends on where the water is from.

    Collect rainwater.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter if your tapwater is clean, carnivorous plants need distilled water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to tell me this fag effeminate plants can survive on distilled water only? How would that even work in nature.

      My father owned a few and sure as hell he didn't bother. You're either trolling or retarded. I'm sorry to break it out to you but tap water is not poisonous everywhere in the world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are carnivorous because the soil they grow in has no nutrients, therefore it's easy to kill it because it basically has no concept of "absorbing too much x".
        Some tap water could be ok, but the way to find out is giving it to a fly trap and seeing if it dies.

        If someone tells you that you shouldn't throw rocks at windows, you wouldn't counter with "actually I found a rock that's smooth and light enough that it doesn't shatter windows, so it's fine".

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    with your peenus weenus ofcourse

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that you can't water it with tap water. It needs to be the special purified shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf but I watered it with tap water

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.flytrapcare.com/venus-fly-trap-water/
        >Using pure water that is low in dissolved solids is essential to the health of a Venus flytrap. Tap water in most of the world will not be suitable for Venus flytraps. Using tap water on your Venus flytrap can quickly lead to poor health and death.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do I purify water

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            look it up
            "how to make distilled water for venus flytraps"
            https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+to+make+distilled+water+for+venus+flytraps&t=canonical&ia=web

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How are you even alive

              Smudge it with sage or ask your pastor to help

              Too much work. I won't use pure water. I'll continue to use tap water. I don't give a shit. Let's see if it can survive. I can't be bothered to distill water for a damn plant even if it's my favorite plant

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Retard is going to kill a plant because they can’t be fucked to do the basic research on their soil and environment.

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                Tap water in Scandinavian countries doesn't need to be purified because it's already as clean as it can get. It's the purest water in the world.

                >doesn’t know what TDS is

                I guess I'll be testing that on my peenus Venus. I'll make sure to update you guys!

                Don’t bother, usually watering it with tap once kills them. Was it really that difficult to obtain distilled water?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scandinavian tap water should be pretty good though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fine. Kill your plant Ikeagay, I’m sure your shit smells like posies too over there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Awwhhhh, are you butthurt because our governments don't poison our water?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understand what distilled water actually is you dumb meatball vendor. The cleanest tap water in the world isn't the same as distilled water.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are you even alive

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smudge it with sage or ask your pastor to help

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf but I watered it with tap water

            Reminder that you can't water it with tap water. It needs to be the special purified shit.

            Tap water in Scandinavian countries doesn't need to be purified because it's already as clean as it can get. It's the purest water in the world.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess I'll be testing that on my peenus Venus. I'll make sure to update you guys!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just open your windows lol, you're not in antarctica

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    feed it cubes of egg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boiled egg?

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