>bring your cats inside (though you should have done that from the beginning) >offer to help your neighbor find his boa because he’s as worried for it as you are for your cats and it also speeds up the end of this debacle
There, that’s what you have to do, dumb frogposter.
I remember when I was a kid the local auto mechanics boa, Lucy, escaped and we had loads of fun hunting around in the woods looking for the "dragon". I think they wrote it off as dead in the cold New England winter but it had held up by sort of hibernating in a goat shed, not sure though might have been dad telling me bullshit.
Anyways, cats are pretty agile, I wouldn't worry about them. Just help him find it.
You underestimate how effective boas are at hunting mammals. Especially dumb ones without hands. They can suppress boar populations and live off rats that are arguably smarter and more agile than cats. they can definitely eat cats.
Unless it's a retarded morph, his cats will get fucked. Their colors make them hard to notice and allow them to sneak on their preys. Hopefully anon's neighbor is a fucking cunt and bought a retarded morph that's easy to spot
Cats are known to kill random reptiles. Tell your neighbour the snake's fucked and he should get a respectable pet instead.
Look for it outside in areas that are warm then smack it with a brick. Leave it on your neighbor's porch.
does your neighbor have a vore fetish?
>bring your cats inside (though you should have done that from the beginning)
>offer to help your neighbor find his boa because he’s as worried for it as you are for your cats and it also speeds up the end of this debacle
There, that’s what you have to do, dumb frogposter.
Bring them inside, you mongoloid? They will get vored, and keeping them outside is already shitty enough on it's own.
You have two backup cats, works out perfectly
Fire the grill.
I remember when I was a kid the local auto mechanics boa, Lucy, escaped and we had loads of fun hunting around in the woods looking for the "dragon". I think they wrote it off as dead in the cold New England winter but it had held up by sort of hibernating in a goat shed, not sure though might have been dad telling me bullshit.
Anyways, cats are pretty agile, I wouldn't worry about them. Just help him find it.
You should read about the invasive Burmese Pythons in Florida.
You underestimate how effective boas are at hunting mammals. Especially dumb ones without hands. They can suppress boar populations and live off rats that are arguably smarter and more agile than cats. they can definitely eat cats.
Unless it's a retarded morph, his cats will get fucked. Their colors make them hard to notice and allow them to sneak on their preys. Hopefully anon's neighbor is a fucking cunt and bought a retarded morph that's easy to spot
use the cats as bait
A boa can't eat a cat you retard
nothing, just call your neighbor if you see the boa anywhere. If you see it and think you can reasonably contain it for them, do that
>I have three cats.
if they are outdoors then hope the neighbor's snake does the local wildlife a favour and eat all 3 of them