>my neighbor's boa constrictor escaped

>my neighbor's boa constrictor escaped

Memes aside what should I do? I have three cats.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are known to kill random reptiles. Tell your neighbour the snake's fricked and he should get a respectable pet instead.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look for it outside in areas that are warm then smack it with a brick. Leave it on your neighbor's porch.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does your neighbor have a vore fetish?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bring your cats inside (though you should have done that from the beginning)
    >offer to help your neighbor find his boa because he’s as worried for it as you are for your cats and it also speeds up the end of this debacle
    There, that’s what you have to do, dumb frogposter.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bring them inside, you mongoloid? They will get vored, and keeping them outside is already shitty enough on it's own.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have two backup cats, works out perfectly

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fire the grill.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I was a kid the local auto mechanics boa, Lucy, escaped and we had loads of fun hunting around in the woods looking for the "dragon". I think they wrote it off as dead in the cold New England winter but it had held up by sort of hibernating in a goat shed, not sure though might have been dad telling me bullshit.
    Anyways, cats are pretty agile, I wouldn't worry about them. Just help him find it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should read about the invasive Burmese Pythons in Florida.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You underestimate how effective boas are at hunting mammals. Especially dumb ones without hands. They can suppress boar populations and live off rats that are arguably smarter and more agile than cats. they can definitely eat cats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unless it's a moronic morph, his cats will get fricked. Their colors make them hard to notice and allow them to sneak on their preys. Hopefully anon's neighbor is a fricking c**t and bought a moronic morph that's easy to spot

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    use the cats as bait

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A boa can't eat a cat you moron

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, just call your neighbor if you see the boa anywhere. If you see it and think you can reasonably contain it for them, do that

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I have three cats.
    if they are outdoors then hope the neighbor's snake does the local wildlife a favour and eat all 3 of them

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