My dad fed my cat coffee intentionally

Can I call police on him for this? I'm not sure if this falls under reportable animal abuse or something, I believe caffeine being poisonous to cats is basic knowledge, idk where else to ask

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  1. 8 months ago
    sage

    you are in top 10 stupidest homosexuals on this website.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is up with this post? whenever i make myself coffee in the morning i have to make my cat a small cup too because he likes it. he eats a little chocolate every once in a while. perfectly healthy. maybe your cat is just a pussy OP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. I give mine coffee with goat's milk and garnish it with catnip served in a half size teacup on a saucer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine smokes weed and steals little licks of beer

      My dog however steals cigs and buries them

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a cat eat coffee? Cats will eat cream and butter and meats. They’ll chew on grass. But there’s no way your cat would willingly eat coffee, and I highly doubt your dad force fed him or ground it up and mixed it into tuna. This is fake and a tad bit gay.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I believe caffeine being poisonous to cats is basic knowledge
    That's the first I'm hearing of this.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plot twist: OP is the cat

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're stupid your cat is fine just tell him not to do that again

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad let a tank of hermit crabs die while i was unavailable to care for them and 2 cats accidentally out during a nighttime smoke break, one of which was ran over and the other simply didn't come home
    still love my dad though
    get thicker skin op

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to be proud of here anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not proud, just not that vindictive over little mistakes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >little mistakes
          You mean your 4 dead pets who died in pain

          >my cat

          >I'm 7 hours away from them
          He's feeding it, housing it, cleaning after it, and keeping it company. Sounds like it's your dad's cat. If he wants to feed his cat a bit of coffee, then that's his business. Should have taken your dad's cat with you if you were going to freak out over it.

          I know I said 'my cat' in the OG post but it's actually neighbor's cat who visits us daily. I worded it like this to spare the details, and because I can't pit the owner against my dad anyway. Anyway this thread is useless, I've settled for a beating when I get there, I can't even get him to pay a fine

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're actually the OP you're fricked in the head, it's not even your cat, you are a narcissistic schizo, do the world a favour and have a nice day.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything "dies in pain" kek, and yes, all of those deaths are because of little mistakes like leaving the door open or not knowing how to take care of a fricking crab.
            You are either baitng or you are seriously socially undeveloped

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              For an animals & nature theme this board is quick to defend subhumans

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oi the one that didn't come back might not have had a bad death. We were at an apartment complex at that time and it was a fairly friendly and cute cat, and i never found a corpse, maybe someone picked it up and took it home

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not proud, just not that vindictive over little mistakes

      Your dad clearly passed his moronic Black person genes onto you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s beyond based for forgiving one’s flesh and blood over some stupid cats that don’t even have a soul.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d forgive my dad over cats. Not a dog though. He’d have to repay me. Dogs represent a larger time/psychological investment but cats are basically furniture. Most people are like this.
        >be my sister
        >have 2 cats
        >have a bf with a greyhound
        >move in despite him insisting his dog doesn’t get along with cats
        >she refuses to believe it
        >drops her cats off with his dog, no tentative introductions at all, just throws them in and leaves them
        >both cats do not just die
        >they are eaten
        >she is a little mad but gets over it quickly after everyone explained to her that dogs eat meat and it wasn’t any different from putting two mice in a cats home, so instead of the dog being a problem she was stupid
        >he breaks up with her and she gets 2 more cats immediately
        People really love cats about as much as cats love them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’d forgive my dad over dogs. Not a cat though. My cats are priceless. Cats represent a larger time/psychological investment but dogs are basically snotty kids that never grow up. Most people are like this.
          >be my neighbor in a nice neighborhood
          >have dog
          >Scream constantly because it doesn't do anything he wants
          >Even fight with wife about the dog all the time
          >Constantly locked in the garage making tons of noise
          >Shoots out the door and tries to attack kids playing outside
          >They could obviously afford a trainer with the house they live in, but don't give a frick
          >Always nipping and jumping all over them
          >Dog drags their 90lb daughter all around the street while she cusses at it.
          >Truly just a vicious creature
          People not only don't care about dogs but actively hate the ones they have.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have drink my coffee below where the cat could get their head in the mug of he'd get into it. Your cat will be fine.
      Your relationship with your family could do with some work though.

      >coping with a moronic parent
      Forgiveness is the most powerful weapon, aside from things that will get you arrested. Well done anon, I feel your pain in this struggle and commend your patience.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you hate your dad and are looking for a scapegoat to frick him over. Jesus christ man its just a little caffine

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just emotionally abuse him by stonewalling him, parents hate that, fathers specially. He will realize what he has done and he will suffer like u want him to 😀 Just stonewall him until you feel he got what he deserved. 🙂 But ensure there are noticeable and semi-permanent effects otherwise he will think nothing of it.

    Threaten that you want your cat back NOW otherwise you will call the police, as it is your property. They will either have no choice but to surrender it or to get SENT TO PRISON for animal abuse. Good luck anon!!! 😛

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's your problem? Are you abused by your father?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A tiny bit of coffee isnt going to kill them. Ill let dogs lick out the last few drops of an empty coffee cup, they like the taste

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG coffee kills cats
    this society tells lies because the lowest common denominator (ie: reddit homosexuals such as yourself) isn't intellectually capable of working with the more complicated reality.

    it takes less coffee to kill a cat than it takes to kill a human, in terms of mg/kg. but a cat can drink like an ounce of coffee and just get jittery. TECHNICALLY being jittery and energetic is a sign of "caffeine toxicity". but it's really not a big deal.

    if you fed a cat 150mg of pure caffeine there is a 50% chance it would die. there is 65mg of caffeine in a whole ass cup.

    the same morons that tell you coffee kills cats also screech NEVER GIVE PETS MARIJUANA ITS TOXIC ITS BAD FOR THEM DONT DOOOO IIIIT NOOOO ITS ANIMAL ABUSE. meanwhile my cat has been on marijuana for years. cats actually have a naturally high tolerance for THC so i just share my stash.
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10188064/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care I want him to suffer, even if he fed it 20% chance lethal substance

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my dad must suffer because my cat was slightly energetic for 5 seconds
        if you ever drank alcohol one single beer has a greater chance of killing you via head/neck/liver cancer than an ounce or two of coffee does of killing your cat

        walking down a busy road is more dangerous both to your long term health and your immediate risk of dying horrible. significantly. it would actually be safer for you to sleep in a room of abused rescue pitbulls than to simply walk on the sidewalk of a busy road. and you want your father, who financed your entire fricking existence or i would assume because he's taking care of your pet VERMIN, because he gave it a treat that made it a little hyper.

        you want a HUMAN to suffer because a MEDIUM-LARGE TREE SHREW was kind of jittery for an hour. fricking reddit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wall of text of defending some coffee feeding moron xe doesn't even know
          Lmao
          Who's reddit now?
          I'll probably use violence on my father once it's readily applicable

          A tiny bit of coffee isnt going to kill them. Ill let dogs lick out the last few drops of an empty coffee cup, they like the taste

          The problem is that it was a solid bowl of coffee

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wind had blown
    >I belive
    >Le animal abuse
    >idk where to ask
    REDDIT YOU DUMB b***h !
    RUUUUUNNN!!!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the cat okay? Assert dominance on father.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah seemingly
      And I can't, I'm 7 hours always from them

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is your cat with them?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you answer or are you just gonna ignore him because you screwed up your larp?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my cat

        >I'm 7 hours away from them
        He's feeding it, housing it, cleaning after it, and keeping it company. Sounds like it's your dad's cat. If he wants to feed his cat a bit of coffee, then that's his business. Should have taken your dad's cat with you if you were going to freak out over it.

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