moved into an apartment but they dont allow dogs.

moved into an apartment but they dont allow dogs.
what are some low maintenance apartment friendly pets that you dont have to keep in a cage/tank?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seething to death roflmfao
    how will toxoplasmosis ever recover?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cats > dogs simple as

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, the best and most effective way to get around this would be to just not be a rentoid in general. Otherwise get a fish, reptile, or rock.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Focus on improving your life before you burden another creature.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something about this gives me the impression that OP is the type to see animals as objects to be acquired and then discarded when they become an inconvenience.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    consider a houseplant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i keep my blinds closed at all times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then maybe don't do that you fricking orc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get a dog anyways. Falsify service dog paperwork.
          >BUT WHAT IF THE DOG SCRATCHES THE DOOR
          Not your problem. Landleeches deserve every little last expense until they go broke. Call it capitalism when the state stops protecting them from free market forces, stops creating incentives to rent and pay rent, stops manipulating the housing market in tandem with central banks to make it more feasible to rent than buy, and stops allowing enemy nations we teeter on the brink of war with to buy apartment complexes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Unsure where you live OP but in most first world places its becoming more and more difficult for landleeches to restrict tenants rights, esp when it comes to pet ownership. There's almost certainly a way around it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude just buy a house and stop being such a rentoid b***h

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do have a house. Landleeches are trying to build apartments next to it and a lot of them have ties to ~~*blackrock*~~ and chinese investment firms, and they're justifying this by saying individual housing has gotten too expensive, due to the government meddling they paid for.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Living in your mom's basement doesn't count, and if you want the view you should buy the view

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope foreign interests destroy everything you hold dear

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not gonna happen numbnuts, you should have hedged against inflation just as your mom should have hedged against pregnancy. But keep waiting it out I'm sure the housing market will crash aaaannnnyyytiiiimmmee now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Naive

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Explain yourself, renter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I own a big beautiful property but to understand how the world works is to understand that we're all just renters deep down

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >heh I'll make shit up but also drop some pseudowisdom about how we truely own nothing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                naive and probably underage and larping

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Better get a screen for all that projecting. But keep whining about your neighbors, loser.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont have neighbors but ok

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Needs to start making up a fantasy person because he was confronted with the uncomfortable truth
                State programming's gotten pretty good

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my mom doesn't exist?
                Oh is she no longer with us? Such a shame, she was a good lay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and stops allowing enemy nations we teeter on the brink of war with to buy apartment complexes.
            Better yet, just stop allowing the entire planet to move in and raise everything through the fricking roof. You know shit is bad when you’re at this point.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snek

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre all high maintenance
    I like rabbits. They smell 10000x better than cats, but they can be destructive, you have to rabbit proof

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cats out of nowhere
      obsessed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its an option in the op, toxoperforated brain moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a random pic of other pets suggested by Google, so are fricking Guinea pigs but of course you hyperfixate on your obsession you schizophrenic loon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guinea pigs are caged
            Cathomosexual once again revealing himself to be illiterate and moronic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Guinea pigs are moronic
              >this somehow prevents them from smelling like shit
              >implying they’re always kept in there
              keep digging that moron pit deeper

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At this point, I can only assume you are merely pretending to be illiterate and moronic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most intelligent cat owner

                Don’t reply to me twice maggot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guinea pigs don't have to be caged indoors. They need their own space but it doesn't have to be a cage. You can keep indoor guinea pigs like indoor rabbits.
                Now stop being obsessed with cats lmao.

                >least seething moronic cat person

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *People. Now go get a hobby.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ebin hack

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Catgays really are ill

                some heavy cope emanating from these posts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, Tabby.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most intelligent cat owner

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Guinea pigs don't have to be caged indoors. They need their own space but it doesn't have to be a cage. You can keep indoor guinea pigs like indoor rabbits.
              Now stop being obsessed with cats lmao.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Catgays really are ill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cats don't smell bad, moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is wrong with cat people? husky owner tier nutjobbery.
        https://www.petfinder.com/cats-and-kittens/health-wellness/concerns/what-is-huffing/
        are you really this blind to the stale dust and pee smell?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The wild thing is they think it smells clean like soap or something
          Makes me feel like Im taking crazy pills around them like bro you and your cat actually smell like shit

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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