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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this man, I call people monkeys all the time and black people always flip out and cry racism

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeys disgust me. They are the ugliest, most alien advanced lifeforms on this side of the ocean surface. They do not belong in this world. Our world. Seeing them fills me with rage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also, the thread theme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're not human

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I am. And you are a monkey.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >funny2
    I hate you so much
    because you know what you're doing

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder the baby monkey torturers are being arrested daily and the moron american psychos who pay them can't do anything about it and soon you will have NO NEW VIDEOS. how does it feel?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The baby monkey torturers will never die. It's very niche market, yet it has a high demand.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the guys who made the drill video got arrested
    Trillion pity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cry about it b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More like DRILL-ion pity!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go into a monkey thread
    >people are talking about the french
    kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shut up and lurk moar

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Come to JAV on /jp/.
    We love the monke phenotype there.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally why I like thise videos. The screeching is in the uncanny valley of human/non-human and they're ugly. I love every other animal and seeing bugs get killed needlessly upsets me....but I just dont have any empathy for the little tree rats. I dint really understabd it.

      I dont like morons either and they fill me with similar fear/hatred as chimpanzees and macaques.

      Other apes and monkeys dont elicit the same reaction

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >seeing bugs get killed needlessly upsets me
        Please shut the frick up. No one buys this and it only proves how utter deranged to fricked up you are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We were probably the sworn enemies as species, and some people retained this built-in feeling.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Does /gif/ have an archive again yet? I'm sick of having to lurk that porn infested shithole for monkey kino. It was so much easier to just pull up threads that were jannied a week prior.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeys and apes have the worst qualities of man and nature. Return to lemur.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to be species where males are b***hboys who are dominated by females
      okay simp

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the homosexual mod delete any threads that discuss the monkey hate community?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the same reason I got a 30 day ban for posting a bear that had been half eaten by another predator in a thread discussing predator interactions, he is a softwiener

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >can't show animals eating each other on the animals and nature board
        That's lame. Even child-friendly documentaries show animals being eaten.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The mods are homosexuals. The deleted one of my posts for saying that Quebec French sounds funny. Also, I’ve been banned for calling out China on animal cruelty.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wtf preys on a bear?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A bigger bear.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            american bear

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              oh fug :DD

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Washington Post
            >le meme headline!

            At least they've dropped all pretense of being respectable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bear cubs getting rekt by desperate starving adults
          polar bears do it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Other bears, tigers, orcas if you’re a polar bear apparently

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          people have mentioned the other predators but american alligators sometimes eat black bears and reticulated pythons eat sun bears
          sloth bears probably have to worry about crocs too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're a boring homosexual with nothing to contribute to a discussion.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. pedosadist

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just got back from /gif/, why do brown people love to abuse monkeys? I’ve seen them do things to helpless infants worse than cartels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >non-Aryan attitudes towards animal welfare
      my friend, this rabbit hole is an abyss

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I get that they’re a pest but if I catch a mouse I don’t shove a scolding hot nail up it’s ass and beat it to death

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >break its neck
          >freeze to disinfect
          >thaw and feed to snake at your leisure
          that's what a civilized man does

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks instant death is the same as slow torture
            Yellow claws typed this post

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              uhh no? I was contrasting a neck snap to torture

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I would rather just shoot it and feed it to a bird, as for the hot nail thing that’s what I saw some pajeet do to a baby monkey.
            They keep torturing them on a daily basis to the point long tailed macaques are becoming endangered

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I only ever see white people abusing animals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3rd worlders literally do not give a frick about animals. Why should they? They don't have the luxury to pretend to care

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't have the luxury to pretend to care

        It's not a luxury and their not pretending. People instinctively bond with animals. The rest are not people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between
        >I don't really care
        And
        >I will go out of my way to actively harm this creature

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anglos use to do the same shit, though. Bear baiting, pit fighting.

          Calling the moral revulsion to this a "luxury" is fricking moronic though. People do this stuff when they are pig shit ignorant. There's no survival necessity to animal cruelty.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            anglos arent really standard for anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As any pest, white people did the same with cats and rats. The cat thing got absurd at some points
      >https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-burning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >white people did the same
        Blatantly false, animal abuse is exclusively a non-white thing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >its the french
          Those aren’t “white people”. White means norway, sweden, iceland, denmark, scotland, and england.

          >gets presented with sources
          >"u-uhh...it's false! t-they're not white...even though it's a white country"
          rightoids truly amaze me. they'll do anything not to accept reality

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There is a massive cultural and physical gulf between the french and the Scandinavians with the English sitting in the middle of it. This is also why you see so many people shitting on England. Grouping the French and "whites" together has never been a productive activity. It's like saying "collies" somehow includes pitbulls with black and white faces. They have also been considered swarthy, historically, and in modernity, being more Mediterranean than German.

            If you want animal cruelty from whites, consider that whites, literal whites, not anyone pale enough for you to not consider your brotha, consider that the Germanic peoples were entirely responsible for the majority of recent holocene extinctions before China took over, and instead of clutching pearls over some medieval french shit. And we're still at it. No wolves in Norway, kthx.

            >When I redefine terms to fit my agenda that's right
            >When you use terms correctly in a way that doesn't fit my agenda you're a rightoid refusing reality

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >t. American

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"the french aren't white because uhhhh i don't like the way they look or something...they just aren't okay!??!"
              >also token china deflection
              absolutely pathetic the hoops rightoids will go through to explain away reality

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the french aren't white because they're darker skinned, darker haired, culturally unique compared to the germanic nations? bullshit
                >AND HOW DARE YOU MENTION MY COUNTRY, I MEAN CHINA
                >RIGHTOID
                A rightoid would be all for "white unity" meaning "everyone but blacks, hispanics, and asians" and never, ever talk shit about germanic peoples for causing a bunch of extinctions themselves, wumao.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >its the french
        Those aren’t “white people”. White means norway, sweden, iceland, denmark, scotland, and england.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >any human
          >white
          You apes disgust me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You conveniently just forgot to list my home country, Hungary... right, anon?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hungary?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You aren't white, Genghis

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've seen far more Anglos and Scandinavians with epicanthic lobes than my fellow countrymen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Iceland
          >part Irish
          >white

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Germany isn't white anymore? No wonder white people are dying out. Get off the computer you pathetic neet and have children

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not my fault that women don't want my superior Aryan seed. Now, excuse me while I eat a stick of butter and crank it to monkey snuff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s ok to do something fricked up now because some other people did something fricked up hundreds of years ago
        Why is this form of argumentation used so often on Wauf?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>it’s ok to do something fricked up now because some other people did something fricked up hundreds of years ago
          >Why is this form of argumentation used so often on Wauf?
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not ok. So you admit that your ancestors were savages?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You have the reading comprehension of a fresh wumao recruit. We have had threads calling our ancestors, and many of our contemporaries, savages, sometimes while they b***h and moan about how shooting/eating a specific animal makes their dick bigger. But China is just as bad, if not worse, and this thread is about China, and how despite being able to sit on the sidelines and see all the mistakes of the west, they repeat every last one of our mistakes as if they were mandatory, when they clearly weren't, especially not in a fascist shithole where the government can make up any rules it wants.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick wrong thread

                The staff sgt is going to be pissed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So you admit that non-whites are savages?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because they’re intellectually bankrupt and refuse to admit that some groups of humans are on a higher intellectual state than others.
          That anon basically admitted that third worlders are medieval peoples.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Medieval France had atrocious behavior towards pet animals. Germans and Russians apparently made laws to keep French visitors from hurting pets specifically. I wonder what causes a culture to develop that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Germany, France, and Russia are culturally and racially distinct and have always been, and can't really be lumped together just because they're all paler than average. Fhe french are Celts, the Russians are Slavs, and the Germans are of course Germanic. That's before going into Spain, the Saami, Basque, and so on. Europe is very diverse and it shows in how they can't go more than 50 years without going to war with their neighbors. White and Black are americanisms because everyone in that colony has totally forgotten any heritage(s) their ancestors might have had but you can not apply White to Europe and Black to Africa easily or accurately, if you do, you appear to the rest of the world as a moronic londoner does when he calls Pakistanis and Japanese both "Asians".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Londoners don’t call them both Asians. Only the paki would be called Asian, unless the speaker watched too much American tv.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather just shoot it and feed it to a bird, as for the hot nail thing that’s what I saw some pajeet do to a baby monkey.
      They keep torturing them on a daily basis to the point long tailed macaques are becoming endangered

      They can’t get away with using human babies, so they substitute them with monkey babies instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a huge rat but much smarter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't torture a rat either. I wouldn't torture anything because I'm not a psychopath.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’re pedosadists but know they’ll be v&d if they try that shit on human babies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have that webm of the monkey holding the knife up to the guy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >got to pet a baby monkey from a friend with exotic pets
      >pet him as he was whine cooing
      >go 'oh million pity, million billion pity monkey baaaaby~'
      >'Million trillion quintillion pity monkey baby such piiiiity~'
      >guy who owned it was laughing, probably had no idea what I was talking about
      It was the greatest moment of my life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that mundo? I miss that lil bastard. He managed to adapt to a semi wild troop and they stopped recording him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>guy who owned it was laughing, probably had no idea what I was talking about
        I don't either.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          google million pity or type million pity on a /gif/ archive like archived.moe

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure I want to

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking amazing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I can understand where the hatred is coming from.
      Maybe they are not common here, but over there they are basically a pest, you'll see them everywhere. They are sneaky and nimble, eat crops, steal stuff, shit and piss everywhere, and it's very hard to make things monkey proof because they are great climbers.
      If you were a farmer or something, they would certainly make your life quite difficult.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do it for youtube views (thus ad money) from emotionally moronic westerners who have no other outlet for their aggression in modern society than gritting their teeth watching a small hominid get tortured and killed.
      No seriously, check the comments on the youtube vids. It's all Americans and Euros

      the people reposting them on /gif/ are just said emotionally moronic westerners sharing the content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Asian jealousy of white features. Seriously. Asiens whish they looked that white. Macaque has light skin, blond hair, thin lips, light brown eyes, sharp nose and double eyelids. It makes Asians mad. Same reason why Han Chinese put Uyghurs on extermination camps. Inferiority complex. They're obsessed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’re a pest but I don’t torture mice if I catch them, I just release them into my Hispanic neighbor’s house

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey are the only ones abused there, moron. And that is because they're considered a pest since there's a shitload of them, also they're the vilest, the most aggressive and moronic animals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. brown person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you dont need to abuse them, you kill them with a quick painless blow or even better, you move out because humans dont own earth and the monkeys are clearly showing you dont belong in that area

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