apes get all of the attention on this board especially pongo
ITT: post actual monkeys that aren't apes
bonus points if they are capuchins or macaques
monkey
apes get all of the attention on this board especially pongo
ITT: post actual monkeys that aren't apes
bonus points if they are capuchins or macaques
daily reminder that the only explanation to how new world monkeys got to America is that they crossed the Atlantic oceans on rafts
Why should the jannies care? he's clearly enjoying that banan 🙂
You can't fuck them, they mutilated their genitals.
Is monkey torture a big enough thing to put their populations at risk? I guess they have to kill the mom in order to snatch the baby.
Didn't one species become endangered during that time? i doubt it was the sole reason but it sure helped
I think long-tailed macaques did become endangered, actually.
glad that the kiwichads have these sicko fucks in their sights
rot in hell
apes and monkeys are the same
Don't click this video, too much pity
*clears throat*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGHHHHHH
Thank you.
Pictured: Glory hole champion. Undefeated 10 years running.
what the fuck? that thing is an ugly piece of shit. I have a violent natural urge to rip it limb from limb.
new bread
It's a shame they gave her bee venom. She the had potential to become a star
found the vid on youtube:
abuse isn’t shown but the animal clearly doesn’t seem to be well
Why is she so ugly?
i dunno
Thousand pity stare.
Sick
How do you million pity homosexuals feel about gibbons? Orangutans? Apes in general?
gibbons are my spirit animal and are based as fuck
they are pranksters and I find it funny they peacefully coexist with orangutans which are serious and calm and could easily tear them apart
They despise them as well, and would definitely do the same to them if they had the chance. Monyets are just easier to acquire.
I just really don't like monkeys. I don't know why but I find almost all primates incredibly unappealing to look at. The only primates I can even tolerate are ones that hardly look like primates (like lemurs or aye-ayes). Something about them just screams unhygienic, untrustworthy, and generally not physically appealing to me.
this guy is orphaned and is not eating
looks like gollum 🙁
Treerats
an accurate term for squirrels
Monkeys should revolt against apes and humans.
People say that there‘s hot sauce to be found on Youtube but I couldn‘t any. Please send me a link me to the Youtube channel with such content.
Big monch, he must be so happy
it is indeed more happy than pity.
I was reading the kf thread today and damn
Why are so many monkey murderers seemingly normie middle age women? Sometimes they talk about how excited they get when baby monkeys are tortured to death, when they have actual kids themselves
I thought women are supposed to be the emotional empathetic sex. I'm a man and baby monkey culling makes me sad, I don't care if they're pests, there are more humane ways to do it wtf is wrong with people
>reddit spacing
of course
Wouldn't a redditor be too scared of kiwifarms to read it?
Without Kiwifarms I never would have stumbled upon this new source of entertainment for me, kek.
Thank you, Kiwifarms.
Not sure if the "Kiwifarms makes more ded monke enthusiasts than it destroys" angle really works when they're doxing people and getting the video makers arrested left and right
it's just a thing they're forcing like the whole "KF raids us with CP :~~*" thing.
It's astounding how many retards like and comment on monkey videos under their own names.
well, they aren‘t ashamed
How is one time due to an unrelated instance "left and right"?
>Why are so many monkey murderers seemingly normie middle age women?
They regret their decision to have kids, they are so tired of children they would kill them if they could but they (legally) cannot. So they take out their anger on monkeys, monkey children are very similar to human children because they hace lots of emotions, similar facial features and they cry similarly to humans. They would hurt human children if they could get away with it.
TLDR: Monkey torture watchers are mentally ill and should be lined up against the wall and shot
I remember back in 2005 and such, there used to be a ton of animal cruelty videos performed by women. It was mostly dogs and cats until that shit got banned and they moved onto insects. Women are just sadistic and cruel by nature but the big drive is always money and the big bucks porn addicts are willing to pay them to get those videos.
And judging by the amount of dudes that have doxxed themselves on those threads at KiwiFarms this isnt even a difficult conclusion to reach lmao
I saw an underage toddler that posts videos of her playing with her Barbies commenting on a monkey abuse channel asking for more videos.
Youtube comment sections are a consistent source of blackpills. There's 10 year olds asking for more under videos of guys following horses around to record their farts.
Reminder that israelitegle has their full doxxes and could warn the parents at any time but chooses not to.
The kid I saw has a video where she tramples one of her Barbies barefoot. She only had 5 views when I clicked that video lmao
Clearly a sadistic fuck
israelitegle has everyone's doxxes and could warn everyone of everything anyone's ever done
Doesn't mean they should
the entire thread is fucking retarded. they don't care about the rats, its all a power game to them. they think doxing random facebook homosexuals is the ultimate win. pathetic.
can you believe this pompous fuck released a book of just his tweets?
this dude caused a big legal dispute
yeah SA goons are pretty gay but the pityfag cope is great
>I thought women are supposed to be the emotional empathetic sex
Maybe you're an idiot normie and don't realize it?
>if you only knew how bad things really are
>if only you knew how banana things really are
ftfy
Greed has a cost
That little shit totally deserved it.
I think he likes the banan
eh lieks it very much (-:
my favorite species
I love them too
have a nice day homosexuals
I know people talked about monkey torture vids, they're awful stuff, but honestly, is no one else gonna talk about how creepy THIS shit is?
I mean that's a form of torture or maltreatment as well. See how the stump-tail is holding its arms crossed like that? That's a bad sign.
It's funny that you'll see the monkeypedos talk about how uncanny/creepy monkeys are when they probably watch stuff like this or watch videos where they're malnourished/angry which does make them look far worse.
Yeah, I'm aware this is also a form of torture. One of these channels (Animals Home) however somehow has nearly nine million subscribers, and I believe some of its viewers are bots.
Speaking of, can anyone here tell me what they think of this? This looks suHispanicious as all hell, with the monkey possibly being drugged as well.
Every single video about a pet monkey is suHispanicious especially when it takes place in a developing country. Even well intended owners will usually abandon the monkeys once they grow beyond the toddler stage. The commenters often ask where a monkey went every few years and it's a dead give away.
That's not the only reason why I'm asking it's suHispanicious though, there's legit some really weird backstory here. Bibi was supposedly given away to a reserve because of a "monkey license", people started smelling bullshit, so now the owner brought Bibi back. But it all just reeks of bullshit.
Yeah the monkeys in these kind of videos are almost always high off their ass. Just watch the fuckers in the wild, they're complete spazzes.
>Looked through the doxxs
>Consumers of monkey torture were 90% right-wing southern boomers and white trash
>Producers were Chinese or south-east asian
>One producer was a chinese muslim
monkeys r kool
What type of person would enjoy watching baby monkeys being tortured? Is it primarily western females, basement dwellers or third worlders? What did the doxs show?
third worlders and people with impaired amygdala development (which are also likely third worlders)
there are federal laws against hosting these videos because they're for profit, so report all threads
I am purely speculating and have no evidence to back up this claim but I think it's a cathartic avenue for frustrated mothers so they don't have to harm their own children. The creepy pedophile monkey fetish demographic does exist but is very exaggerated imo.
The state should breed baby macaques and provide them to parents free of charge. I'm sure instances of child abuse would drop massively.
why is it always the same breed of monkey these sick fucks are torturing
Because they are readily available.
The monkey torture rings are pretty much entirely in Southeast Asia, and Macaques are by far the most common kind of monkey you would find there.
Judging by the comments I've read on Quora, you might be right. I'm always surprised by the shameless capacity for degeneracy of certain normies especially boomers.
i think its the lead poisoning
if we're talking westerners, it's cluster B women and literal inbred retards who probably instinctively see the monkeys as competition. i saw someone rationalize their hatred like that which honestly seems like a self-own.
cambodians just don't have souls.
There‘s at least one boomer who is a Vietnam veteran who hates those tree rats because back then these monkeys gave away the position of his platoon to the enemy with their screams.
IIRC SA did some investigation once and it was mostly teenage white girls and creepy old men in india and china
MH strongly reminds me of the fluffy abuse that used to get posted on /b/ and old torture flash games like interactive body.
the latter wasn't creepy as the stick figures of the flash games didn't represent any specific kind of humans and was far from human.
what makes MH, animal abuse in general and fluffy creepy is the focus on the subject of torture being neotenous, juvenile, innocent, helpless and often whiny.
whatever it is, the subject of torture always has certain features and it attracts seemingly unrelated groups from online autists to middle age mothers.
it might be a reach but i think there is little intersection between the group of regular gore (cartel, war footage, liveleak,etc) enjoyers and MH/animal abuse/fluffy enjoyers
I just want the naughty monkeys to be punished
i agree, most gorefags seem to be in it for the morbid curiosity factor. meanwhile the MH "people" will write giant schizo paragraphs about how they wish they could cut a baby monkey's penis off while making the mother watch.
they aren't so bad
Oh boy, I can't wait to look at this monkey thread on Wauf.com
This thread definitely won't be filled with pity and psychopaths who feed on it
I unironically made this thread because I love our simian little brothers
The orange boys look like bros.
I just can't bring myself to hate monkeys. I find the bigger species to be fascinating.
crazy that some people see a baby monkey clinging to its mom and they think it's greedy for doing that
they're more like cousins
beatings and keeping her in a cage when they're meant to cling to their mothers
cool. do you mind sharing the sauce, pl0x?
what appened to mundomonki?
Post the other ones
der kaiser
>the most evil German to ever live
Third worlder genocide NOW
i want to torture that baby monkey
i like marmosets
the littlest of the little fellas
to think we're probably related to these guys...
my ancestor 🙂
Was this the ugliest rat? it gave Mundo a run for his money
I still think Ji was the ugliest
You say that just because she's black?
How did the tree rat got finished?
I have no idea
Mundo survived and he is retired. His last videos were him eating and playing with some little girls in the family house.
I can't help but think they craft "happy endings" before they become bush meat.
monke is only for friendship and pranking
this is not the kind of monkey thread I was hoping for 🙁
Why are monkeys so much dumber than humans when they are also so similar?
Why can't they just learn english?
this fella doesn't look too happy
they really are just like us
That's a beautiful art piece. You should post more if you have them
I like monke
cool sweater and pants
monke is fascinated by piano
how can you hate these animals? they seem so inoffensive here.
sure, some species will steal your shit and try to barter with you but i think that's impressive.
They breed a lot and thanks to people finding them cute and feeding them they have little to no fear of humans. Its like if rats where bigger and had oposable thumbs. I dont live in an area with them, but its not hard to understand why someone would dislike.
Also you do know they don't just stop at stealing(which alone would be annoying and a reason to dislike them), some have taken oportunities to just take human babies, one video even showed one dragging a kid on the road and iirc there was entire news articles about how monkeys went on a pet puppy killing revenge spree after some street dog killed one.
Monkey hate is dumb and degenerate but please dont go
>muh look at dis cutie innocent little bean wouldnt hurt a soul!
Either, theyre wild animals at the end of the day.
MH-tier post. Literally who are you quoting?
>Literally who are you quoting?
The anon who I replied to, are blind, retarded or both?
>inb4 "but thats not exactly what he said in quotes"
Its called exaggeration sweety, your mind should be able to understand it unless youre a low functioning 'tist.
>monkeys went on a pet puppy killing revenge spree after some street dog killed one.
Wow I didn't know monkeys were so cool!
>iirc there was entire news articles about how monkeys went on a pet puppy killing revenge spree after some street dog killed one.
looks based. source?
heh
i wonder why some species have little to no tails. it seems like it would be an advantage.
I know monkeys prefer jumping from branch to branch while apes which don't have tails will climb and swing across branches. Maybe the monkeys with shorter tails are less interested in jumping and have a more ape-like version of traveling.
source: I made it up and am speculating
It seems like stumptails actually prefer being on the ground. Truly the kinoest of macaques.
Here's hoping they convergently evolve into apes with red faces
>convergently evolve into apes with red faces
origin story of the Irish
consider gibbons. no tail whatsoever, best brachiating skills in the kingdom.
For me, it’s the mandrill, the best true monke and also would immediately skin alive any homosexual indonagger pedophile who tries to abduct its young for monyet snuff videos
Their face literally looks like a piece of art
I think mandrills look scary as fuck, they trigger primal reptile brain fear in me
I love the idea that these were the "dog faced men" you can find references to in ancient Greek literature.
>extremely cute as babies
>turn into goblins when adults
we need to breed a domesticated version with neoteny
We must create chihuahua macaques
based and they should be descended from japanese snow monkeys
What do I have to do to be reincarnated as a hot spring monkey?
I want you to be reincarnated as my bartender
how do they come out of the water? wouldn't their fur freeze into a literal ice armor? do they spend the entire winter in the warm water?
the rhesus moms are cute when they're rearing children
It's the exact opposite. The adults aren't particularly cute but the babies are hideous.
Must resist the instinctual primate urge to climb shit.
Million happy
Trillion smile
People that jerk off to monkey rekt are all pedophiles. It boggles the mind but it's true. Just ask any of them.
>SCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mmm yes very naughty
That's a very naughty monkey, it should be punished
Fuck off back to discord, homosexual
All naughty monkeys need punishment
You need to have pity. A million, in fact.
>mfw i remember when milion pity videos where mostly about monkeys being assholes to each other or pajeets being assholes to monkeys
>everyone was having good laugh (expect monkeys)
>then the americans came and turn it into disgusting gorefest with disgusting sexual undertones
death to america, fuck the united states
Based
Million pity is fun when is about denying comfort of just minor macaque bullying to see their tantrums
Then Americans came and paid serious money for macaque gore. I just watched a video on Wauf of some dude poppin out the eyeball of a living macaque with a scissors
Meds, this is a third world fetish
Very, very wrong.
The content comes from third world shitholes, who brought people into the community via "discomfort" videos as the other guy mentioned (those are still fucking weird).
most of the buyers are western. check the kiwi farms "million pity" thread. they got a ton of doxes.
>monkey bullying is great, but not when it goes too far 🙁
Sounds like babby's first sadism flutter. Accept yourself as either a full, power-fantasizing sadist or a queasy homosexual who can only handle psychological torture instead of physical.
>muh sexuality, muh fetishes
no, milion pity was like a jackass with monkeys, then the americans came and ruined it for everyone
Oh yeah, that show where they a) voluntarily put themselves in those situations; b) got rich from it; and c) only annoyed those who didn't sign up for it by making an ass out of themselves in front of them to get their reaction. Face the facts Mahmud, you just like watching monkeys get bullied physically and psychologically. You might not pop a boner, but that's still sadism.
ok mutt, as if your degenerate people aren't number 1 buyers of cheese pizza and fly all across the globe to diddle brown kids (that is if they don't get hands on their own family member or church boys)
the thing is the "monkeys being assholes to each other" thing was mostly instigated by human beings
really nigga?
Yes
>source: my ass
They literally kill their young in the wild if one of them does something as petty as eating before the elders.
>They literally kill their young in the wild if one of them does something as petty as eating before the elders.
this is caused by people feeding them like 90% of the time
>degenerate jungle asiatics will purposefully go and feed baby monkeys out of order to start fights
>sometimes they'll even drop alienated babies from other troops in just to film the rejection
Not my fault you're ignorant of other people's cultures.
Get educated.
>>then the americans came
DO NOT REDEEM THE MONKEY
You two are unironically fucking retarded beyond belief. You fit the bill of knowing absolutely nothing yet speaking like you're schooled.
Those monkey videos are of "adopted" monkeys being taken home, treated like children for a period of time, and then taking them back to the wild and leaving them. Monkeys have a very strict hierarchy and way of dealing with things, such as eating and when you should stop acting like a baby monkey. Monkeys that have been stripped out of that system and then placed back in do not fit in at all.
It also doesn't help that the same people that do it also end up messing with that hierarchy on purpose and do things to get the baby monkeys in trouble, like feeding the babies first and in view of the older monkeys.
>>then the americans came and turn it into disgusting gorefest with disgusting sexual undertones
A majority of the people that upload this shit are BROWN. Every subhuman you see has long fingernails, brown skin, and disgusting living conditions. The only white arm I've ever seen was a fat fuck.
>Sounds like babby's first sadism flutter
That's really all it is, the idea that these homosexuals think they're any better while arguably doing and cheering on something just as bad is fucking retarded.
That's because if the monkey is left in the heirachy, they know not to eat before the olders. When these monkeys are dropped into the heirachy at random by people who don't want their "pet" anymore, they then go out of their way to disturb that heirachy on a daily basis by recording and feeding it while coming back to it.
I guess that has nothing to do with the people instigating it, you dumb fucking subhuman.
I agree with most of the post but
>A majority of the people that upload this shit are BROWN.
Sure, but guess who's responsible ultimately? I'll also add the monkeys are stressed as fuck due to asiatics fucking with them on a daily basis, hence the infanticides.
Pityfags, riddle me this: why are monkeys in real nature documentaries so much calmer than the urban ones that get videotaped?
>A majority of the people that upload this shit are BROWN.
>Every subhuman you see has long fingernails, brown skin, and disgusting living conditions.
>The only white arm I've ever seen was a fat fuck.
So like they said, americans. No need to repeat their words.
>a-americans arent white and live like third worlders
>americans are torturing the monkeys
>its not poor southeast asians expressing frustration with a common pest at all
russia already lost. conscripts are fighting with shovels. they managed to fail as hard as the four worst presidents in history given 1/20th the time. they actually tried to stage a terrorist attack on the kremlin to justify escalating the war but then they realized they would lose even harder and backed down. lol. now that their hypersonics have been shown not to work, china is seeing its future if they dare invade taiwan and the date of that "special operation" will be perpetually pushed back until a diplomatic solution can be found. and all it took was the US giving some dirt farmers their old weapons. LOL.
anyways, yes, baby monkeys
it's just third worlders using hacked accounts being mad at a common pest, exactly like all the horrible bloody and cruel coyote hunting that goes on in the US. did you know that using pitbulls to hunt coyotes is a great way to kill far fewer coyotes and just break up the pack and cause them to breed more? well, rednecks might, but i don't think they care, they're just in it for watching coyotes die horribly.
Americans (and some second-worlders) pay the asiatics to make the torture videos though.
>americans arent white and live like third worlders
Correct.
russia lost
china is a developing country
jej!
Are you denying people in America and Europe are paying the asiatics and indopajeets to make the videos?
designated monke apologizer
America doesn't even have monkeys you dumbass. All the monkey torture is done by asians.
But americans make it profitable
Source: Your ass.
>He wasn't there
>tfw Wauf hates monke
lol had no idea monkeys could get fucking honkers, looks so god damn bizarre, like a photoshop almost
mony
>inb4 the monkey torture spamming anon shows up
You can tell from the ESLspeak. Didn't Kiwifarms contribute to getting two of their boys arrested?
Built for 3 in. Galvanized Common Steel nails
turns out
li'l monkey fella
MILION PITY
MILION SAD
the full webm never gets posted which makes it funny. little dude slams down the peel and pouts as he marches off.
Have a hunch this thread is going to get very... "pitiful"
capuchins will keep it safe
I give it a thousand, no a million pity.
Million Titty Billion sex
Eh bout as hairy as your average latina
do other male monkeys like milkers?
Sweetpea is like a brother to me...
Shame they pretty much killed him. He was hilarious.
I saw they dumped him at the park with a lot of pigtails but suddenly no longer followed him despite getting many views. I figured he ran away somewhere or got relocated/culled which VO's won't film.
What happened to him? last thing i heard is that he was in captivity to lose weight
He was taken to a zoo after he started biting tourists, but I thought he was only going to be there temporarily then moved to a wildlife reserve. along with some others that were caught. I'm not sure where he is now, but I doubt he would make it in the wild.
>Spanish Conquistadors thought this was peak sexo
If you think I won't masturbate to this then you're dead wrong
Why are they so round, tho? Aren't monkey tits supposed to be floppy, even when nursing young?
Honeslty 99% of the /gif/ posts on this board are literal bots and should be cleaned off here, third worlders spamming that shit to try and ruin regular monkey threads are demons
God damn Monkey Milkers
A billion pity
First for KIMA
What about lemurs?