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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you were permabanned (kek, good luck) for exactly the same post but about barking buttsniffing basedjacks
    Remind me once again, why Wauf janitor is anything but a hypocritical butsniffing homosexual?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Buttsniffing? Barking?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gem

      gem

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My cat sleeps curled up with me through the night. He will not get up until I do. He yells at me when it's bed time because he looks forward to it. It's absolutely his favorite thing.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you're listening to
    >gunshot, car alarm, sounds of an iceberg cracking recorded underwater
    >94.7. All the greatest 80s hits, all the time
    >Sunglasses at Night starts playing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it really do be like dat tho

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great thread.

  7. 1 year ago
    noisy birds and bugs

    how to effectively fend off noisy animals from my lawn/garden without killing them? I'm tired of waking up at 5 am because crickets and kiskadees are having a noise orgy in my garden
    do those cut out bird shapes work?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could try having actual birds, set up a couple of feeders and they'll probably also help out with your bug problem. I don't know what this has to do with cats, but don't get an outdoor cat for the problem.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >plan underway
        Did they actually execute the entire plan within a few months?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: the cat cull was extremely unsuccessful, as australia's feral cats are both prolific breeders and continually stocked by irresponsible owners, and the mouse population explosion was due to an unseasonable wet season. Cats aren't a magic bullet for mice and take a long time to slightly reduce their numbers. The canadians already did a study on this. It took the addition of 1472 cats to reduce the mouse population by 2803 *after five years of study* and cat population growth as well as mouse population shrinkage were decelerating the whole time. In a land where the cats had almost nothing to eat but mice. Under normal conditions their diet is less than 30% mice.

        Australia only managed to kill 211,560 cats a year starting from 2019. If these cats ate nothing but mice, they would have only prevented the existence of under a million, but due to their more varied diet it was probably more like 300k mice spared (in terms of a population level adjustment)

        Due to the lack of success australia had with culling cats, because this cat cull occurred away from towns and farms, and because the mouse plague originated with breeding colonies close to human settlements where cats were untouched, it is unlikely that the two invasive species were thrown significantly out of balance by australia's failed cat cull.

        The mouse plague actually directly followed something far more telling - multiple milestones in LGBT rights were achieved in 2020, and the last "gay panic defense" law for assault was overturned, symbolizing a point where australia was entirely on the homosexual bandwagon and was never going back. Given that the mouse plague was caused directly by changes in the weather - an act of god - it is actually proof that the big G still gives a shit and strongly dislikes homosexualry, and australia.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's a forgiving god, but still a god
          >they're killing cats but accomplishing nothing in the process
          >they introduced foxes just to kill them
          >they've destroyed over 50% of their land for sheep farming
          >most of their unique birds are going extinct
          >they exterminated the native hominids
          >they're polluting the genomes of and then exterminating the naturalized dogs
          >they drink wine from bags
          >and god has had enough

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          marsupials and native birds and reptiles are tastier and easier to catch. 300k mice is an overestimate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based cats. God is a catgay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            God's least favorite species is humans and he seems to like the rest equally

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >changes in the weather - an act of god
          Ameritard hands have typed this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you're probably right, realistically. I still don't understand how we haven't done something about cat ownership in the first place, there needs to be some kind of restriction in place. I love cats, but we can't have morons owning them without spaying/neutering them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Australia absolutely sucks at waging war against animals. They lost both Emu wars

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cats killed all the native predators of mice
        >take out cats
        >lots of mice
        >this means we shouldn't have culled an invasive species

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the (more effective) fox culls probably boosted the mouse population a lot more tbh. foxes are prolific mammal killers, and more prolific wildlife killers than cats, because they over-kill furiously while cats conserve energy, and dig out nests and burrows while cats will pick out a juvenile nearby and then leave.

          and now they need both of them
          https://www.science.org/content/article/australian-cats-and-foxes-may-not-deserve-their-bad-rep
          foxes being more essential, because cats will not prey on adult rats, or infants in their nests - only juveniles that have left the nest. foxes will kill rats at all life stages whether or not they are hungry.

          basically australia is destroyed and is about to become a spec evo project

          Yeah you're probably right, realistically. I still don't understand how we haven't done something about cat ownership in the first place, there needs to be some kind of restriction in place. I love cats, but we can't have morons owning them without spaying/neutering them

          good luck controlling the ownership of literal vermin. cats are very much like the rats they hunt. small, timid, and fast breeding.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Canid bros, we fricking WON

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >https://www.science.org/content/article/australian-cats-and-foxes-may-not-deserve-their-bad-rep
            cats aren't going anywhere in Australia. Some people just need to get over something that will be impossible to control. Cats here to say

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mouse plague
        This has frick all to do with cats being culled you moron. Mouse plagues happen regardless of predators after periods of high rainfall and abundant resources, this was no exception just like every previous mouse plague that didn’t follow a cat cull

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's a schizo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they're obviously caused by sins against god. Killing cats without having livestock defense or public safety as an excuse might count there, of course.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >do those cut out bird shapes work?
      Not even a little bit.

      https://i.imgur.com/AfJnVCg.jpg

      You could try having actual birds, set up a couple of feeders and they'll probably also help out with your bug problem. I don't know what this has to do with cats, but don't get an outdoor cat for the problem.

      >You could try having actual birds,
      Part of his problem is bird noise though so... probably not a great solution.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie is cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I must be moronic, it took me so long (1 minute 30 seconds) to realize what perspective the photographer was taking the image from. I initially thought the stairs were going down but then the smoke alarm threw me off, and the hand rail just made me more confused until I realized that the image shows the back of the stairs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I must be moronic, it took me so long (1 minute 30 seconds) to realize what perspective the photographer was taking the image from. I initially thought the stairs were going down but then the smoke alarm threw me off, and the hand rail just made me more confused until I realized that the image shows the back of the stairs.

      If there weren't any seams on the carpeting I would've assumed it was some Stable Diffusion AI bullshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Escher called, he wants his staircase back.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why is this crepuscular animal so active during the night

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >don't like something? heh, sounds like you don't understand why it happens

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >me when the cats sleep outside with the other animals just like God intended
    city slickers seriously let animals sleep with them and you call us dirty?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >me when the lion sleeps in the jungle tonight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cats go outside, to sleep in other peoples houses
      dogs go outside, not to sleep, but to bark all night
      huskies can stay inside
      the demiurge's plans should be foiled at every opportunity (just don't loik em)

      simple as

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if you sleep outside and cat sleeps in

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what if outside inside and the cat sleeps you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What if we inside in the outside and the cat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What if we in we when if we what and what we the when

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like youre living suburban shit holer life
      There are no cats in true rural paradise

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >There are no cats in true rural paradise
        Spoken like a true urbanite that never left the metropolitan area

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >There are no cats in true rural paradise
        There absolutely are

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*boing* *cuckoo* *ahooga*

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*record scratch* *elephant noise* *police sirens*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hug its hind legs
        Ok good luck
        Actually good luck getting within touching range of an elephant. You will die.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he will shake you off or sit and crush you under its weight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it can go into water where you have to let go or drown

        then it can just grab you with its trunk and drown you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sits on you
        ez

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*bugle starts playing* *horses neigh* *automatic gunfire* *birds chirping*

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