>middle age neighbor woman hates when my chickens and dogs (very small duck toller and a hound mix puppy) occasionally wander on to her lawn

>middle age neighbor woman hates when my chickens and dogs (very small duck toller and a hound mix puppy) occasionally wander on to her lawn
>literally came to my mom crying about the chickens getting into her garden for 5 minutes
Okay okay, that's our fault, let's line the border with some chicken wire real quick.
>dogs usually disinterested and chickens are content with fricking off in the brush, but over time start to notice them getting obsessed with trying to get to the neighbor's lawn
>go through the treeline to get back chickens one day
>fully intact hot dogs, lettuce and various fruits among other things scattered EXCLUSIVELY along our side of her lawn, when her compost pile is on the opposite fricking side
>other days I see things ranging from pizza to spoiled fricking hamburg meat

What the frick is wrong with this woman?? She harrases my mom over text every time my animals pass onto her lawn, and we try our best to make things right while still giving our animals space to roam (not the dogs) but the whole time she is fricking throwing out literal bait for them along our property line!
I still am not sure if she is a flaming moron or actually trying to cause trouble herself.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wanne know how te get back at her? Rotten fricking eggs

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing worse than crazy c**t for neighbor trying to kill your pets because they went into her lawn or garden for five seconds. I would wait for her to be out alone one night and get her in disguise.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take samples of the food. Record her throwing the foos. Autopsy if an animal dies. Get prepared to rape her in court

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're kidding, right? In court the damages will be "replacement value" of the animal, which is probably less than $100.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Don't go to court. Salt the earth. Loosen drain plugs on vehicles. Throw termites onto their property.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My chickens and dogs are allowed to roam the neighbor's property and tear up the neighbor's garden, even after the neighbors asked multiple times to keep them off their own property
      >I don't have to be responsible for my animals
      You sound like a Black person.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        rent free huh

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a chicken tractor. Its a portable chicken run. They are easy and pretty cheap to build. They can be big or small, have roosts and coops, even wheels. People who have chickens but worry about predators, road traffic, or other means of harm coming to their chickens will use these to allow their chickens to graze without problems. Stick the chickens in, roll it to a spot in your yard, move if needed throughout the day, return them to the coop at night.
    It's cheaper than a fence, will allow your chickens to graze, and keep them out of your neighbor's yard.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go talk to her and work something out. Don't b***h about it here.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could get a chicken tractor so the birds could get some yard time without bothering your neighbor.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the chicken wrecking her garden? I'd be pissed if I had somebody's birds eating out of my garden and tearing up my yard with their dirtbaths. Takes a lot of prep and care to have a successful and fruitful garden. I can't blame her for being upset as in her situation I'd probably kill your birds.
    Being her some eggs to make amends.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Everyone here is a growlet and doesn't understand how much work and PATIENCE it takes when growing plants.

      Imagine taking care of and waiting for months for your plants to grow and your neighbors uncontrolled chickens just come over one day and destroy all your hard work. It has happened to me with my own chickens and it is incredibly annoying.

      Thr bait is probably an attempt to keep your birds away from her vegetable garden.

      Take responsibility and control of your animals OP. Don't be an butthole neighbor.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every year I like to grow a garden for pickling and preserves. Carrots of many varieties, heirloom tomatoes, exotic peppers, cucumbers and squash, a few raspberries and blackberries bushes, a patch for cool weather greens, and had a dedicated strawberry patch. And an herb garden too. I bought and germinated the seeds, I transplanted them in the earth that I tilled or the raised beds I filled. I planned and planted companions, I weeded, I watered. I inspected the plants every other day for growth and pest. I pruned these stems for fruiting, those for excessive lateral growth, and pulled up the runners as needed.
        A lot of work, but I loved it. Quite a bit of startup cost too. But at the end I would have some delicious berry preserves and pickled veggies, more than enough for winter.
        Then my neighbor got chickens one summer, and chickens don't care about property lines or fences. He didn't clip their wings "because they need to be able to fly away from predators". He also said once that "he doesn't even need to feed them really because they find their own food".
        Over the course of the season they ate every single berry. They ate the tops of every carrot, every fennel, and the broccoli. They picked open the squash to eat the seeds inside. They uprooted most of the herbs. The only thing they didn't touch was the pepper plants.
        I complained to my neighbor and asked him to clip their wings the following year but he disregarded my request. So I started treating the chickens like the pests they were and killed every single one that flew over my fence.
        My bias is talking but OP is an butthole and an inconsiderate neighbor.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you at least eat them

          This. Everyone here is a growlet and doesn't understand how much work and PATIENCE it takes when growing plants.

          Imagine taking care of and waiting for months for your plants to grow and your neighbors uncontrolled chickens just come over one day and destroy all your hard work. It has happened to me with my own chickens and it is incredibly annoying.

          Thr bait is probably an attempt to keep your birds away from her vegetable garden.

          Take responsibility and control of your animals OP. Don't be an butthole neighbor.

          It's telling that Wauf schizos focus on the dogs, which can be trained to stay on his property without a fence as long as they are not being baited onto hers (what a moron, typical woman), as if they aren't familiar with chickens

          They leave sloppy piles of shit-piss everywhere, eat everything, and are constantly digging holes. Tear down your fence. Let your dog onto my lawn. I will feed it, i will train it to go in an outdoor litterbox, and it will be my dog. Let your chickens onto my lawn and I will cage them, keep the ones that lay, and eat the ones that don't. Frick chickens.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did you at least eat them
            I'm not a wasteful person, but eating another man's chickens is a Black person move. I killed them because they were pest, not because they were meant for butchering. So I returned them (dumped them back over the fence).
            I thought about it though.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        One year raccoons absolutely devastated my little cornfield TWO DAYS before we were going to harvest it, I actually cried a bit.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    90% chance this shit is poisoned, I suggest you protect your animals from this crazy b***h before you see them puking blood

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's trying to kill your pets, do you have a gun?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have you asked why she is putting the food there? worth a shot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will, I should've done it when she was confused as to why there was a flock of seagulls on her roof.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t you homosexuals ever just build a fence? I mean both of you. If it’s really a fricking big deal then just erect a 10foot privacy fence. Problem solved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      planning on it but it's expensive af

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other person wants the other to build it because it's expensive, so it never gets built

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bait is poisoned.

    Be prepared to slash tires, loosen drain plugs, dump salt water, and chuck poison ivy, hogweed, and kudzu seeds around because you are going to have a LOT of revenge on your to do list.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not poisoned. This shit has been going on since the new year, and my dogs have eaten a good share of it. She's also a Christian so I don't think she would do that.
      >Be prepared to slash tires, loosen drain plugs, dump salt water, and chuck poison ivy, hogweed, and kudzu seeds around because you are going to have a LOT of revenge on your to do list.
      If only lol. Sadly I live in a western country, which means everyone is doing at least one thing that breaks some obscure law, so getting any enemies, especially ones that live right next to you, is a good way to get your ass raped in court for whatever zoning or fish and wildlife violation they can stick to you.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's also a Christian so I don't think she would do that.
        You'd really be surprised.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't plant kudzu seeds anywhere. Even for revenge. In 5 years it'll be covering your property too. Americans need to band together to eradicate kudzu on our land.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just started reading about this, and that plant sounds based and masterracial as frick. We should just blanket the entire Earth in it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just go visit georgia or the carolinas before you say that. The shit really is a blight.
          It can grow up to a meter a day, and in its root it can store gallons of water to weather any dry period, and it its almost impossible to get rid of because it will regenerate from any roots left in the ground.
          About the only good thing about it is on a moonlit night, if you go to where its overgrown it totally looks like something out of a comic book, like Swamp thing rising out of the ground, or towering green giants.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            How does any of that not make even more masterracial than I already thought it was?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Monocultures make an environment less resilient, which can cause collapse. Dont impose human biases

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% chance this shit is poisoned, I suggest you protect your animals from this crazy b***h before you see them puking blood

      >Dog invades someone else's property
      >Noooo protect the heckin' doggo!
      Doggays are mentally ill

      Why don’t you homosexuals ever just build a fence? I mean both of you. If it’s really a fricking big deal then just erect a 10foot privacy fence. Problem solved

      Only reasonable post here

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone is baiting the dog onto their property despite a fence, redditor. Why are you npcs incapable of reading?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          if they were smart they wouldn’t be redditors

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does this have anything to do with op's post, I really just hate the Dog gays/Cat gays bullshit.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mad buttsniffer

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would crack your b***h ass open 10 seconds flat

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              This man knows a prostate stimulation enjoyer when he sees one!

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