Maybe next time I'll let the cat get you

Little bastard

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a small frog

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If men were as much men,
    As lizards are lizards,
    They’d be worth looking at.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute! I wish that was my hand

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ;_;

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were so small

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who turned off the lights?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live fed one of these to my scorpion and it ate everything. I thought I'd have to clean up a half eaten corpse the next day, but it was GONE.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    live feed it to a hamster

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute lizzer

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anon, I don't think you're going to make it.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I lived in the south my cat loved hunting the little green anoles around the yard. Probably the most fun she ever had was killing little lizards and skinks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cats are evil

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My old dog was funny. She used to catch little skinks by gently stepping on their tails, then she would pick them up super gently in her mouth, walk somewhere else then put them down again just as gently (now covered in drool). If they tried to dart away she would repeat the process. Often they would die, I think out of shock more than anything, because a lot of the time they hadn't even dropped their tails. Then she would lie down and prod the now dead skink with her nose, crying and whining. I think the boofhead just though she had found a tiny little friend and she didn't realise it was akin to a human being gently played with by a fricking mountain.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a single small lizard is more important to the planet than all cats combined (and your life)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lizard claws scratched this post

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lizard claws scratched this post

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The balls on that lizard, fighting god head-on

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't even hurt you fricking pussy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm aware. Think I was able to stop and take a picture of something hurting me instead of trying to get it off of me? moron

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