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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's marine reptiles

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Primates
    Funny, alive, winning
    >Dinosaurs
    Extinct

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dinosaurs
      >Extinct

      >Cool story bro.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Extinct

      Stay in school, kid.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're back , baby.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are comming back...

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They never left.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reptiles never recovered from the asteroid impact.
    Birds are stuck in an evolutionary dead end where they only have flight going for them without which they end up like dodos and with near useless vestigial front limbs.
    At best flightless birds are something like ostriches which are just an average prey species in the grand scheme of things.

    Crocodilians have had terrestrial forms but overtime seem to have been outcompeted on land by mammals and despite being in a seemingly good position to evolve into the predominant marine vertebrate post mass extinction they never did for whatever reason, so they're stuck in their niche also.

    Perhaps with millions of years more evolution lizards can catch up to mammals but as it currently stand they're too primitive.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      but they did though, reptiles took over all the niches after the asteriod, its where we got most of the terrestrial crocodiles, you think having to eat every day to maintain the high metabolic rate is going to help when food stores go down, sure humans can go 3 weeks without food, but thats not good and youre really fricked up beyond repair, compared to most reptiles having to eat once a week, if even that, some once a month or annually depending on how much they consumed.
      the next mass extinction will kill off all the mammals and birds, reptiles are just going to wait it all out, like the last 5 times

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the next mass extinction will kill off all the mammals and birds

        Inshallah, brother.

        I want to see the cephalopod take over.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can something so cool go extinct?
    Sad.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them survived.
      .

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      add feathers and they look much cooler

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most powerful bite in the animal kingdom
    mammalbros?

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me again, who are the creatures that have completely and utterly dominated the whole planet and every ecosystem on it? And tell me, when was the last time that a reptile caused a climate shift on a global scale just by fricking mother earth in the ass like a boss? Yeah, thought so.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remind me again, who are the creatures that have completely and utterly dominated the whole planet and every ecosystem on it?

      Hmmm...

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can die while giving birth
    So can reptiles. I had a veiled chameleon that died from egg-binding. Tried everything I could, vet visits, medicine, everything short of surgery, but it couldn't save her in the end.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bats are more efficient fliers than birds lmfao

    Also most birds are terribly stupid and lack the connections in their brain that lets them pretend to have a cerebral cortex, and even those that can do that might not be self aware, because self awareness is complex and inefficient despite its eventual endpoint being supreme darwinian supremacy (being able to wipe out all life and replace it with robots modeled on ourselves just because).

    The simple fact is, even rats are self aware, while the smartest pigeon simply processes information correctly without having any more of a self concept than a computer that knows its own IP address. This is why chimps exhibit complex and immediately maladaptive behaviors like fetishism and waging war, but birds despite possibly being smarter are unable to do more than follow their programming.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bats can't even compete with birds which is why they are nocturnal.
      The fastest flying animals are birds, the largest and heaviest flying animals are birds. Birds can flying for longer distances, higher altitudes, and longer duration than any bat. Birds are also far more agile in the air than bats. Multiple bird species prey on bats, while only 1 or two bats have the ability to prey on birds.
      Birds are infinitely more effective flying animals.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, birds are million times better than bats in every way

      • 12 months ago
        Dream Island Obsessional Park

        I actually heard that bat wings are better at flying in certain way compared to birds, but they cannot glide. They also cannot really tke off from the ground like many birds.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being able to move each individula finger gives them better aerial mobility. But as you said, they can't glide and struggle to take off

          • 12 months ago
            Dream Island Obsessional Park

            You know I wonder if the inability to glide for most of them is just due to their size? I mean they have wings like pterosaurs sorta, and pterosaurs could glide most likely. But most pterosaurs where like many times bigger than most bats, so maybe that plays a role in it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mammalian hands typed this post

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        das rite, scale-lover. Only mammalians hands can post on Wauf

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bats crash into each other while flying?

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that mammals are 1000x more intelligent than reptiles makes them superior.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans hard carry the rest of Class Mammalia.
      Collectively our capacity for creation and destruction makes every other species look like unfunny, aborted jokes.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b-b-but my 6 six layer mammalian cortex
    >this can't be happening to me

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys heard of the "Nocturnal_bottleneck"?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_bottleneck

    Reptiles outcompeted mammals and forced them to become nocturnal and burrowing creatures.
    As a result, mammals lost the ability to see UV light.
    Imagine getting bodied so hard that you become color blind. KEK

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mammalian hands typed this post

      This is advanced autism holy shit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting outcompeted by larger brainless morons when still a brainless moron, because the larger brainless moron burned less calories at rest
      oh no
      anyways
      literally any one avian or reptilian species could be singled out by mammals for complete extermination and we would succeed within less than one year

      reptiles and archosaurs exist for our entertainment

    • 12 months ago
      Starving artist

      >You guys heard of the "Nocturnal_bottleneck"?
      >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_bottleneck
      >Reptiles outcompeted mammals and forced them to become nocturnal and burrowing creatures.
      >As a result, mammals lost the ability to see UV light.
      >Imagine getting bodied so hard that you become color blind. KEK
      Kino

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a new meme. it's been like 6 years

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a fricking bird there?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because birds are reptiles

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        birds are fish

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          So are mammals.
          Mammals wins on size. The largest animal to ever exist still exist and is a mammal. Great for yomama jokes

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            We shoulda stayed that way

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      birds are more closely related to reptiles than to mammals.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chad reptiles
    >Literally don't have balls
    GEEEEEEEEG

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they inside their bodies? if this is the case then that just means they can't be kicked

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're internal, meaning better protected, gaylord.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also means their body temperature is capped.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          But birds have a higher body temperature than mammals

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do they keep their balls cool?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lower metabolism for a longer life.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    based, mammals are gross

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