>looks like a fish. >behaves like a fish. >lives like a fish

>looks like a fish
>behaves like a fish
>lives like a fish

It's a fish.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does intelligence breed deviancy? dolphins have rape caves and frick whatever, even humans according to this thread. humans frick everything, including things that shouldnt be fricked but someone decides that alienussy in space since it has a hole means that you should stick your dick in it for the sake of interplanetary diplomacy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With advanced knowledge comes the freedom to realize you’re technically allowed to stick your dick in anything

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their spines (and the spines of whales) are like human spines, whereas fish slither by bending their spines horizontally. This seems like a pretty major difference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mammals are tetrapod fish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        evidence?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tetrapods are fish

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the source is the people who actually fricked dolphins, no such thing happens when they did it.

    there is no infinite cum magical juice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not gonna fool me glowie, I'm gonna get some of that dolphussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure it's gonna be the other way around. Dolphins use baby seals as sex toys. That dolphin will frick you to death and then keep fricking you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I really wanna have sex with a dolphin now.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Enjoy the new dolphin sex textwall.
    https://www.newscientist.com/article/2150052-female-dolphins-have-weaponised-their-veganas-to-fend-off-males/
    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1742706119300327
    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/female-dolphins-have-a-fully-functional-clitoris-180979400/

    Dolphins experience great pleasure through sex and the ideal mating position is generally missionary with the male's penis pointed up towards the belly slightly on entrance. The veganal slit is about as tight as tight as a human anus is, and inside there's a spiraling set of traps which make successful mating difficult if a male isn't perfectly lined up. In a bottlenose there is just one fold which takes the form of a three lobed spiral. The position of it is around three to four inches in.

    The following is not published information but well known among trainers who have sex with their females. The "pseudocervixes" are muscular. They can constrict them and flex the veganal walls to expel undesired sperm. The strong muscles also involuntarily contract and relax during sex, especially orgasm, and the strength is much greater than a human vegana. It's also not too hard for a human to bring a dolphin around the size of a bottlenose to orgasm a few times during a mating. Sometimes they'll get off with just a few strokes, and excitedly swim away for a moment of blissful excitement before returning for more. Usually male dolphins give no more than a few stabs of their smooth tapered penis, which gives little stimulation on the back stroke. Aroused females greatly appreciate human sexual attention with our greater endurance, and ability to use fingers if we can't manage with our penis for whatever reason

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i do not have a source as my post contained "i imagine"

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a fish.
    Dolphins were regarded as fish for the majority of Human history. It's only until recently that we've ~~*reclassified*~~ them as mammals. Inshallah, they will be reclassified again.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just because you wish and act like a woman, hardly makes you one.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesnt behave like a fish thoughever

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It is a lobe finned fish. So are you.

    Have you ever put fish sticks in your mouth? Did you enjoy it? If so I have bad news for you

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fish don't have mammaries

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is, and so are (you)

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did t know fish periodically come to the surface of the water to breathe through a hole in their head and give birth to live young

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every vertebrate is a fish.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills their own infants

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dolphin hate thread?
      >dolphin hate thread
      Evil fish eating child killing human raping murderous drug addicted bastards. The lot of em.
      TDD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. jealous of their bigger brains and prehensile dicks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What good does their fricking brain do if I could shoot them, and I can pleasure a female dolphin just as good as any male dolphin could

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it makes them enjoy life. you on the other hand pay taxes and fantasize about things you will never do

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually you couldn't since female dolphin pussy juice is such a strong aphrodisiac that it'll cause you to immediately cum, to death.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's not real btw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care. I choose to believe it regardless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you will be very disappointed when the time comes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Someone has actually disproven this via scientific method? Okay then. I'd pay to see that whole experiment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The one who made the claim has the burden of proof. That being said, it still needs to be tested and I would happy volunteer to further science.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes actually dolphin vegana has been the subject of inappropriately intense study so we can learn common sense "facts" like "female dolphins feel sexual pleasure via the clitoris" (yes, snakes do too, its highly conserved as a means of reinforcing the mating process)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're gonna have to test that last part scientifically, with many subjects and trials. We can also check the reverse easily in the process: Is human pussy better than dolphin pussy? I'm gonna bet the answer is no, like with most species. The ordering tends to be human males can pleasure females of any species well, and females of other species tend to be more pleasurable to human males than human females are. This is probably due to the fierce evolutionary competition between male and female humans. Women don't want men to have an easy time getting off, so their veganas are lackluster.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not suggesting, admitting, or saying anything that can and will be used against me in a court of law but i imagine, living underwater and not wanting to get salt water up their pussholes, makes their veganas tighter than humans

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that the case for all aquatic animals? Tight as frick veganas to prevent water form getting in

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >featherless like a man
    >bipedal like a man

    It's a man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no flat nails
      Try again, anon

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fish have gills

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not these ones

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then it's not a fish. simple as

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mammals all produce live births, except the ones that don't
        fish all have gills, except the ones that don't (dolphins)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then it's not a fish. simple as

      If both bass and sharks are fish, then so are dolphins. Betas breath air, channel cats lack scales, so you can't disqualify them on those criteron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mammals all produce live births, except the ones that don't
        fish all have gills, except the ones that don't (dolphins)

        we believe in evolution?

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