Lets clone sabertooth tigers back from the dead and release them into the cities and valleys to solve the homeless problem for good.

Lets clone sabertooth tigers back from the dead and release them into the cities and valleys to solve the homeless problem for good.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Homeless train said tigers and now you have roaming coordinated homeless men with pet sabre tooth tigers raping your churches and burning your women.

    Sounds Good OP.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no sabre gf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hate to break it to you but homeless people are far better at avoiding or fighting aggressive animals than you are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No OP. But the last homeless person I made eye contact with was missing a leg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well I hope he finds it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just make bigger mustelids. Wolverines already punch 20 times over their weight class. Say goodbye to all terrestrial life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hmm I think a jaguar or a komodo dragon would do well at the same size tbh

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to solve the homeless problem, you need to kill the upper middle class. They're the reason the mental institutions were emptied. They're the reason rent is $3,600 a month but pay is $12/hour.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You misspelled "lower upperclass".
      These are the people who created zoning laws and HOAs, and they own black rock.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no you have to mow your lawn

        Blackrock is owned by the hyper-rich.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's moronic. They're barely more dangerous to humans that regular tigers.
    A better solution for the homeless issue is to breed and train a pack of dogs they surgically choose places and times to get homeless people killed in an area.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The saber teeth are specifically for lodging in hominid eyesockets and twisting their heads off, no way regular tigers can compete with that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a good way to break a tooth. Just bite the neck like a regular cat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >let's get the extinct animal rather than the animal still alive and killing people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can we bet on individual tigers and see who eats the most homeless in a season?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was also so bad at it that the ones the were good at not getting eaten ate the tigers. Frick, regular tigers would be extinct without whites boosting their numbers in an effort to reduce india’s population (just as we could fix their rabid stray dog problem overnight, lol)

        If you want to solve the homeless problem, you need to kill the upper middle class. They're the reason the mental institutions were emptied. They're the reason rent is $3,600 a month but pay is $12/hour.

        I didn’t know the middle class was exclusively israeli

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ~~*Middle Class*~~

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and valleys
    wat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes if one is a dullard they sprinkle in meaningless words extraneously to their sentences to fill them out and work to the pretense of perspicacity

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