lagomorphs as a family do not have enough distinct traits to be a seperate classification from rodents. prove me wrong.

lagomorphs as a family do not have enough distinct traits to be a seperate classification from rodents. prove me wrong. this is a rodent

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    welp, another rage bait thread hidden
    have a nice day

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rabbits are mix of cats and rodents - a hybrid
    that is why cats and rabbits can crossbreed

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >these things are elephants

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a lagomorph by the way. Clearly not a rodent.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a fool could mistake this animal for a rodent. The ears are slightly too large, obviously.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dad took this photo. Basically a rabbit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dark area where his whiskers start looks like a smile and I can't unsee it now. Smug little bastard

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the bait was funny OP

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody tell OP about bees

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do they move like this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fune

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lagomorphs as a family do not have enough distinct traits to be a seperate classification from rodents
    how many do you think they need?

    just curious what a moron thinks about taxonomy.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    leave the science to the people who have master degrees and doctorates in stem career. Focus on your welding job, moron.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a massive moron. Literally cannot comprehend how massively different the teeth, diet, and foot structure are between the two. Shared derived characters are a thing!

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The alien government made lagomorphs by hybridizing deer with guinea pigs.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rabbits are cute and rodents are not. That is all

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ears and legs

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're a rodent

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 pairs on upper incisors (rodents only have one)
    >Maxillary fenestrae (absent in rodents)
    Idk, seems like enough to distinguish the two groups

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok so it has somethign fricked up and wrong with its teeth and some shit abt the skull and thats somehow enough to make it an entirely different family of animal
      its not
      a rabbit or a pika or a hare? rodent. thats a rodent

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally yes, moron
        Look at diapsids and synapsids, two huge groups distinguished by some holes in their skulls
        Don't argue about cladistics if you don't undertsand it, because otherwise we'd still be calling whales fish

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whales ARE a type of fish though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't refute cladistics saying lagomorphs are rodents but then accept it to say whales are lobe-finned fish

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So are you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are the overdeveloped larva of a colonizing animal that shits out of its skin.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got into an argument with a friend's wife, a chemist, about stingrays. She's said stingrays are not fish but "the same thing that sharks are," which I, correctly said "fish. Sharks. Are. Fish. And so are stingrays."
          She argued at me that she's "literally a scientist" (I'm a fricking scientist, too, lol; cognitive science) so she should know
          However, she failed to mention that the schools she got her degrees from are both Christian religious schools and one /doesn't even offer bio courses/ lmao.
          Even after showing her multiple sources saying that stingrays are fussy, she still insisted she was right then changed the subject and attacked /how/ I argued my point.
          Frick me, i hate that b***h. Reason why he and I don't speak anymore.
          Anyway, that whole interaction taught me that you can't fix stupid. Best you can do is say "you are not very smart," and not expand on it further.
          It's not our jobs to fix dumb people. L (well it actually literally is my job, but I'm not being paid to fix OP or my friend's ugly, stupid wife; b***h looks like Christine Baskets).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >claimed sharks and stingrays aren't fish
            What did she think they were? They certainly aren't mammals or reptiles.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said, she said that they're "the same thing sharks are" and when u asked her what she thought sharks were if but fish, she said "something else."

              You sound insufferable.

              lol

              You are the epitome of the Redditor archetype who thinks he's smarter than he actually is by a landslide. One can literally feel the balding seething glasses wearing jaw clenching impotent rage dripping from your little homosexual slashes that you use to italicize your words. You are going to go for years and years thinking that everyone is stupider than you are, only to realize that you're a midwit who made himself completely friendless in your adult life out of some incessant need to feel smarter than you ever will be in actuality. I almost want to feel sorry for you but instead I will tell you right now to go the frick off back to your favorite subreddit and/or have a nice day. Anyways lagomorphs were literally classified as such in the 19th century which is two centuries before zoomer OP was even born so delete this moronic thread.

              Never worn glasses, full head of hair, strong jawline, have a wife, have a kid and have friends. Anything else you'd like to project on me?
              Ironically enough, that friend is the one who lost people because no one can stand his ugly, secretary-butt wife.
              Oh, and he also has a full head of hair, strong jawline etc. He's a good looking guy from a wealthy family and she's ugly poor white trash so idk why in the shit he decided to bed, nevermind date and eventually marry, the b***h.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe she's onto something. Sharks and stingrays have cartilage skeletons. They'd probably still be some subset of fish though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am going to murder you with my bare hands I will wring the soul out of you like a wet dishrag they're going to find your body absolutely beyond mangled with over a dozen separate deep tissue lesions leaving only the most morbid curiosity as to the excruciating pain you went through in the last few profane minutes of your meaningless life

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound insufferable.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are the epitome of the Redditor archetype who thinks he's smarter than he actually is by a landslide. One can literally feel the balding seething glasses wearing jaw clenching impotent rage dripping from your little homosexual slashes that you use to italicize your words. You are going to go for years and years thinking that everyone is stupider than you are, only to realize that you're a midwit who made himself completely friendless in your adult life out of some incessant need to feel smarter than you ever will be in actuality. I almost want to feel sorry for you but instead I will tell you right now to go the frick off back to your favorite subreddit and/or have a nice day. Anyways lagomorphs were literally classified as such in the 19th century which is two centuries before zoomer OP was even born so delete this moronic thread.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was a wack post but you sure do protest a lot anon

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is so embarrassing anon.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you actually felt like you won that interaction/debate, you wouldn't be posting a wall of text ranting about it on Wauf.org. you seem slightly buttblasted is all I'm saying.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i hate that b***h. Reason why he and I don't speak anymore.
            >my friend's ugly, stupid wife

            Like I said, she said that they're "the same thing sharks are" and when u asked her what she thought sharks were if but fish, she said "something else."

            [...]
            lol

            [...]
            Never worn glasses, full head of hair, strong jawline, have a wife, have a kid and have friends. Anything else you'd like to project on me?
            Ironically enough, that friend is the one who lost people because no one can stand his ugly, secretary-butt wife.
            Oh, and he also has a full head of hair, strong jawline etc. He's a good looking guy from a wealthy family and she's ugly poor white trash so idk why in the shit he decided to bed, nevermind date and eventually marry, the b***h.

            >he also has a full head of hair, strong jawline etc. He's a good looking guy from a wealthy family and she's ugly poor white trash so idk why in the shit he decided to bed, nevermind date and eventually marry, the b***h.
            Wtf is this it’s starting to sound like you wanted him brother Lmao “I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it!!”

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This post proves this board has women on it,
            which is the same reason why /ic/ is full of buttholes too.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you booing him? He's right.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              he’s not wrong but the reddit spacing and the way he writes made it an embarrassing read

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                better to be laughed at than wrong

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I got into an argument with a friend's wife, a chemist, about stingrays. She's said stingrays are not fish but "the same thing that sharks are," which I, correctly said "fish. Sharks. Are. Fish. And so are stingrays."
            She argued at me that she's "literally a scientist" (I'm a fricking scientist, too, lol; cognitive science) so she should know
            However, she failed to mention that the schools she got her degrees from are both Christian religious schools and one /doesn't even offer bio courses/ lmao.
            Even after showing her multiple sources saying that stingrays are fussy, she still insisted she was right then changed the subject and attacked /how/ I argued my point.
            Frick me, i hate that b***h. Reason why he and I don't speak anymore.
            Anyway, that whole interaction taught me that you can't fix stupid. Best you can do is say "you are not very smart," and not expand on it further.
            It's not our jobs to fix dumb people. L (well it actually literally is my job, but I'm not being paid to fix OP or my friend's ugly, stupid wife; b***h looks like Christine Baskets).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            and then the whole bus clapped.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What grown ass married couple rides the bus together? lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                repetitively mentioning that you're married will not take away from how gay you sound for your friend

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You both sound like annoying c**ts to be around

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop saying "family" Lagomorpha is an ORDER.

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