> Kills more people a year than any other animal.

> Kills more people a year than any other animal.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue board, homosexual.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No shit, it's a water pitbull.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything domesticated or invertebrate doesn't count.
      I guess crocs have hippos beat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are dogs doing shit? 30 deaths in huge countries like the US. Half as many in most civilized areas. And all of them are pitbulls.

      Is there a death cult in india that sacrifices toddlers to “shelter dogs”?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        AIDs and rabies

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Eh1wwYI.jpg

          These are so disparate, one is missing horses and the other is missing snakes, it's almost like there's no reliable way to measure any of this.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so “humans” then.

          How moronic does a population have to be to still have rabies? Literal 70 IQ problems.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy_pregnancy_syndrome
            It's worse than you think, no matter how bad you think it is

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              what the fricking hell is wrong with pajeets? shit on the road, worship cattle and think dogs reproduce by biting humans

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I expect ideas like these to become dominant in the United Stated as they dip below a white majority within this century.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick around, find out

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any videos of hippos eating people

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hippos are fricking satanic

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're doing God's work

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    black girls are built for BHC (big hippo wiener)

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww he's smiling

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey this thread got a lot shorter huh

    Anyway I wonder how much hippo death can be attributed to human stupidity, maybe the people they run into are generally unaware of things like "territory"

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not so fast!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not counting humans and mosquitoes, hippos are indeed one of the most dangerous animals

      This always felt like a cop out. It's not really the mosquito itself is killing you, it's diseases the mosquito happens to be carrying.
      It's not like the mosquitoes intentionally infect people with diseases out of malice. I think.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its not the gun that kills people, its the bullets they shoot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well its a different organism that causes malaria, plasmodiums, so the mosquito is more like the bus that the gunman rides on rather than the gun

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s not the drugs in the needle that kills the death row inmate, it’s the needle
          Ok, terrific!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diseases shouldn’t count. Malaria is easy to eradicate.
        >inb4 muh ecosystem
        DDT was fine.

        We even got rid of canine rabies. It’s not hard.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not counting humans and mosquitoes, hippos are indeed one of the most dangerous animals

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick do hippos have such a good reputation among normies when they're fat smelly territorial brutes
      Why isn't anyone making horror movies about hippos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look too cute to be taken seriously, normies ignore the giant tusks or the fact that they literally aggressively shit and just see it as a giant pig and think "haha fat lol."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They look monstrous, not cute
          There's a reason "behemoth" is literally the word for hippo in some languages

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're cute.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              These are dwarf hippos

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not even the vertebrate that kills the most people each year

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic not related

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people
    do a double take

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