Killer whales are shit.

Killer whales are shit.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the blue whales somehow communicated their plight to the sperm whales and beaked whales and there was a whale war against the killer whales

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >called killer whale
    >kill something
    >people are somehow surprised by this

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >killer whales kill something
    wow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >called killer whale
      >kill something
      >people are somehow surprised by this

      So it’s not just a clever name then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >called killer whale
      >kill something
      >people are somehow surprised by this

      >Umm acksually, they are dolphins, you know

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All dolphins are toothed whales. How is it that people still miss that part?
        >all dolphins are whales
        >not all whales are dolphins
        Is that so fucking hard to understand?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait. Is a sperm whale a dolphin then?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, much like beaked whales, belugas and narwhales aren't dolphins. Belugas and narwhales can produce viable offspring with each other but not with pelagic dolphins such as pilot whales. Same goes for dwarf sperm whales who occasionally mate with indo-Pacific bottlenose dolphins. No successful pregnancy or birth of either inter-species mating has been recorded.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they’re getting too bold. they’ll attack humans next. a fatal mistake on their part.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thing, I think they're even smart enough to recognize how horrible of an idea that is. They must see our massive ships and tendency to cause explosions underwater and realize "oh okay these things are small and weak, but are still basically gods compared to us."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Orcas have total mobility in the ocean, they kill easily adjust their lifestyle in case of an all out war with human.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thing, I think they're even smart enough to recognize how horrible of an idea that is. They must see our massive ships and tendency to cause explosions underwater and realize "oh okay these things are small and weak, but are still basically gods compared to us."

      You talk like Americans saying “any day the government treads on me I swear I will use my 2nd amendment rights!!!!” Then proceed to get treaded on. Orcas could massacre an entire beach of humans and we wouldnt do shit. Hell I would be sure some cuck would blame white people too and promote “save the whales” or whales lives matter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We know that, but the orcas don't. Also you sound deranged.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If a specific orca, or pod of orcas, became a consistent threat to human life they'd be summarily executed the same as any other animal like maneater bears or tigers.
        We like to close beaches when there's sharks around because the sharks aren't there looking for people, they're just cruising through and will move on after a bit so there's no reason to kill them. If they were actually specifically hunting humans(in a place organized enough to even care) they'd be identified and culled immediately.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did a blue whale type this? Go suck down some krill or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only seagulls and australians live on beaches, and neither of them are human.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God, just IMAGINE them getting too uppity once and killing a human. The blowback would be ENORMOUS. A literal GENOCIDE would ensue and they'd collectively regret messing with FOREVER.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they've literally killed numerous humans before and we haven't done shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Speak for yourself, I litter the ocean on a weekly basis, I'm doing my part

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Blue whale

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