Kill wasps. Behead wasps. Roundhouse kick a wasp into the concrete. Slam dunk a wasp larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wasps. Defecate in a wasps food. Launch wasps into the sun. Stir fry wasps in a wok. Toss wasps into a active volcano. Urinate into a wasp hive. Judo throw wasps into a wood chipper. Twist wasps heads off. Report wasps to the local pest control. Karate chop wasps in half. Curb stomp pregnant wasps. Trap wasps in quicksand. Crush wasps in the trash compactor. Liquefy wasps in a vat of acid. Eat wasps. Dissect wasps. Exterminate wasps in the gas chamber. Stomp wasps with steel toed boots. Cremate wasps in the oven. Lobotomize wasps. Mandatory abortions for wasps. Grind wasps in the garbage disposal. Drown wasps in coca cola. Vaporize wasps with a ray gun. Kick wasps. Feed wasps to alligators. Slice wasps with a katana.
>coddle wasp queens
>their offspring recognize me as friend
>in a few years I am THE WASP KING
>eat wasps
Not so fast Shlomo
I love aninmals in general terms, but seriously fuck wasps holy shit, naggers no insecta.
I am currently tracking a ground nest at a home I just bought. Fuck these cunts.
They're only a problem if you're a brainlet that does limp wristed spazzy flailing at the mere sight of a pointy owwie
There's a casualty almost daily now in the small swarm I'm feeding, they just keel over 🙁
You did what you could for them anon but it's time
Well at least more queens are showing up. But they're also clumsy and fall in the sugar water. Which sucks when you have an extra pair of wings just waiting to stick together.
uwu
No.
I'm feeding some wasps and they prefer the sugar syrup (simple 2:1 ratio) I make over honey, wtf is up with that?
Maybe it's shit honey. They can tell if you're lowballing them
They don't like jam either. Looks like all they want is MAXIMUM SUGAR
>Kill wasps. Behead wasps. Roundhouse kick a wasp into the concrete. Slam dunk a wasp larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wasps. Defecate in a wasps food. Launch wasps into the sun. Stir fry wasps in a wok. Toss wasps into a active volcano. Urinate into a wasp hive. Judo throw wasps into a wood chipper. Twist wasps heads off. Report wasps to the local pest control. Karate chop wasps in half. Curb stomp pregnant wasps. Trap wasps in quicksand. Crush wasps in the trash compactor. Liquefy wasps in a vat of acid. Eat wasps. Dissect wasps. Exterminate wasps in the gas chamber. Stomp wasps with steel toed boots. Cremate wasps in the oven. Lobotomize wasps. Mandatory abortions for wasps. Grind wasps in the garbage disposal. Drown wasps in coca cola. Vaporize wasps with a ray gun. Kick wasps. Feed wasps to alligators. Slice wasps with a katanAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do wasps do at night in fall? Just NEET in the nest?
If I leave my door open they swarm into my bedroom, apparently.
I cleared them out with the vacuum cleaner. I like animals, but I don't want to sleep around a bunch of wasps, sorry.
Better them than mosquitos. Get a bug net
They are super harmless at night, if it's sufficiently dark they go into some kind of standby mode where they will stay in one spot until morning, motionless.
I love wasp
grue tlap kirrs them
>tfw you can buy wasps in a can
Rescued this one earlier from a sugar syrup bath, had to dunk her in warm water a few times to get it off.
>Behead wasps
like that's gonna do anything
It's still connected by a thin line. It will eventually rip it off. There was one webm with a fly doing that.
Recent wasping
So sweet.
I wonder why their waist is so thin. I know chitin is very sturdy but still, it looks fragile...
>I wonder why their waist is so thin. I know chitin is very sturdy but still, it looks fragile...
Adaptation to morw easily parasitise host animals.
The social hymenopterans don't technically need this adaptation anymore, but it doesn't seem to hinder them, either, so it is kept.
On my 26th birthday i awoke to something on my leg and the second I saw what it was (yellow jacket) the fucker stuck me. I'm allergic to bumblebees but apparently not them, but fuck em anyways
Can I keep a single wasp lady during winter
I chuckled at the ray gun
i wanna throw gas on this shit like my mama told me to do, ps works great cuase they breath through holes in their sides that the gas contracts, they all die fast.
which wasp has the worst sting?
Tarantula hawk or warrior wasp.
My ex
Are waspsisters DOOMED to die or could you keep them alive during winter with sugar and heat?
Sadly, wasps do not feel any pain.
I'm about 3m (that's like 10feeties) from a middle sized hive, but they almost never annoy me.
Lately, some came looking for sugar in my drinks, but I've read they only do that when coming to the end of their life cycle?
Anyone got solid info on that?
wasps collect meat/bugs to feed to their young like how a bird does, then they eat nectar that the larvae secrete. for their own nutrition, adults only eat nectar/sugar, wherever they can find it. when all the larvae have pupated towards the end of summer to fall, the workers have to leave the nest to find food, and they usually die soon after
Yes yes, that's perfectly what it felt like, suddenly they went for any sugar that I could provide. The 2 or 3 months before they just let me alone.
You forgot "galvanize"
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Been sleeping with the bedroom door to the backyard open all Summer both for cooling down and so the hedgehogs and cats could come and go, but this last week I've been waking up to a fucking swarm of wasps. My patience has its limits.
Just leave some sugar syrup outside and they won't bother looking for food elsewhere
I'm not paying protection money to wasps. Nice try.
It waspn't a request
of course a catfag is gross and unhygienic
Ants coming from wasps is like humans coming from monkeys
have they globally been extra naggery this year? first time ive seen 2 of them break into my house to eat my stuff and here we have all these threads
>not aggressive
they're always lying
you're funny when you're paranoid
i love wasps so much bros
Adorable. I favour solitary ones, but those polistes are still adorable.
It's incredible how trustful they are.
Why are their butts so buzzy?
it's active support for their tracheae breathing, very similar to what mammels do.
Thank you for the answer.
>posts one of the least aggressive wasps
Try that with the vespula squamosa, bitch
>Oh, you think dogs are NICE?
>I'd like to see you get in the face of a PITBULL, then you can tell me how "nice" dogs are
u r dumb
there is an entire 400k user board on reddit based on psychotic people unironically thinking that
Wauf has been full of violent cat hate schizos for a decade based on people thinking all cats are ferals
you expect too much of humanity
We are full of cat hating schizos, though.
Every other thread is peppered with accusations of
>toxo
Animal haters are stupid and I couldn't care less that I happen to temporarily align with some reddit board that has banded together thinking Wauf is big bad.
There's a reason I'm here and not there, because that seems to be only purpose for reddit and social media: banding together to reinforce your beliefs that there is some solidly consolidated evil source that needs to be snuffed out and denying all evidence that contradicts and suggests they're not a monolith.
I just think people are retarded and not inherently evil.
>Oh, you think wasps are MEAN?
>heh I'll cherry pick the nicest example of a wasp to prove you wrong
OK how about warrior wasps (joint #1 on the Schmidt pain index)
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even female Vespa mandarina /end of debate:
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>first vid
a 8 year old colony? Damn
Pregnant wasps, you say? Tell me more
Cheers bro I'll drink to that