Kill wasps. Behead wasps. Roundhouse kick a wasp into the concrete. Slam dunk a wasp larvae into the trashcan.

Kill wasps. Behead wasps. Roundhouse kick a wasp into the concrete. Slam dunk a wasp larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wasps. Defecate in a wasps food. Launch wasps into the sun. Stir fry wasps in a wok. Toss wasps into a active volcano. Urinate into a wasp hive. Judo throw wasps into a wood chipper. Twist wasps heads off. Report wasps to the local pest control. Karate chop wasps in half. Curb stomp pregnant wasps. Trap wasps in quicksand. Crush wasps in the trash compactor. Liquefy wasps in a vat of acid. Eat wasps. Dissect wasps. Exterminate wasps in the gas chamber. Stomp wasps with steel toed boots. Cremate wasps in the oven. Lobotomize wasps. Mandatory abortions for wasps. Grind wasps in the garbage disposal. Drown wasps in coca cola. Vaporize wasps with a ray gun. Kick wasps. Feed wasps to alligators. Slice wasps with a katana.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coddle wasp queens
    >their offspring recognize me as friend
    >in a few years I am THE WASP KING

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat wasps
    Not so fast Shlomo

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love aninmals in general terms, but seriously frick wasps holy shit, Black folk no insecta.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am currently tracking a ground nest at a home I just bought. Frick these c**ts.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're only a problem if you're a brainlet that does limp wristed spazzy flailing at the mere sight of a pointy owwie

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a casualty almost daily now in the small swarm I'm feeding, they just keel over 🙁

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You did what you could for them anon but it's time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least more queens are showing up. But they're also clumsy and fall in the sugar water. Which sucks when you have an extra pair of wings just waiting to stick together.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    uwu

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm feeding some wasps and they prefer the sugar syrup (simple 2:1 ratio) I make over honey, wtf is up with that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's shit honey. They can tell if you're lowballing them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't like jam either. Looks like all they want is MAXIMUM SUGAR

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill wasps. Behead wasps. Roundhouse kick a wasp into the concrete. Slam dunk a wasp larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wasps. Defecate in a wasps food. Launch wasps into the sun. Stir fry wasps in a wok. Toss wasps into a active volcano. Urinate into a wasp hive. Judo throw wasps into a wood chipper. Twist wasps heads off. Report wasps to the local pest control. Karate chop wasps in half. Curb stomp pregnant wasps. Trap wasps in quicksand. Crush wasps in the trash compactor. Liquefy wasps in a vat of acid. Eat wasps. Dissect wasps. Exterminate wasps in the gas chamber. Stomp wasps with steel toed boots. Cremate wasps in the oven. Lobotomize wasps. Mandatory abortions for wasps. Grind wasps in the garbage disposal. Drown wasps in coca cola. Vaporize wasps with a ray gun. Kick wasps. Feed wasps to alligators. Slice wasps with a katanAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do wasps do at night in fall? Just NEET in the nest?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I leave my door open they swarm into my bedroom, apparently.
      I cleared them out with the vacuum cleaner. I like animals, but I don't want to sleep around a bunch of wasps, sorry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better them than mosquitos. Get a bug net

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are super harmless at night, if it's sufficiently dark they go into some kind of standby mode where they will stay in one spot until morning, motionless.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love wasp

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    grue tlap kirrs them

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you can buy wasps in a can

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rescued this one earlier from a sugar syrup bath, had to dunk her in warm water a few times to get it off.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Behead wasps
    like that's gonna do anything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still connected by a thin line. It will eventually rip it off. There was one webm with a fly doing that.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recent wasping

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So sweet.
      I wonder why their waist is so thin. I know chitin is very sturdy but still, it looks fragile...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder why their waist is so thin. I know chitin is very sturdy but still, it looks fragile...
        Adaptation to morw easily parasitise host animals.
        The social hymenopterans don't technically need this adaptation anymore, but it doesn't seem to hinder them, either, so it is kept.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    On my 26th birthday i awoke to something on my leg and the second I saw what it was (yellow jacket) the fricker stuck me. I'm allergic to bumblebees but apparently not them, but frick em anyways

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I keep a single wasp lady during winter

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chuckled at the ray gun

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna throw gas on this shit like my mama told me to do, ps works great cuase they breath through holes in their sides that the gas contracts, they all die fast.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    which wasp has the worst sting?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tarantula hawk or warrior wasp.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ex

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are waspsisters DOOMED to die or could you keep them alive during winter with sugar and heat?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly, wasps do not feel any pain.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about 3m (that's like 10feeties) from a middle sized hive, but they almost never annoy me.
    Lately, some came looking for sugar in my drinks, but I've read they only do that when coming to the end of their life cycle?
    Anyone got solid info on that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasps collect meat/bugs to feed to their young like how a bird does, then they eat nectar that the larvae secrete. for their own nutrition, adults only eat nectar/sugar, wherever they can find it. when all the larvae have pupated towards the end of summer to fall, the workers have to leave the nest to find food, and they usually die soon after

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes yes, that's perfectly what it felt like, suddenly they went for any sugar that I could provide. The 2 or 3 months before they just let me alone.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot "galvanize"

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  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been sleeping with the bedroom door to the backyard open all Summer both for cooling down and so the hedgehogs and cats could come and go, but this last week I've been waking up to a fricking swarm of wasps. My patience has its limits.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just leave some sugar syrup outside and they won't bother looking for food elsewhere

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not paying protection money to wasps. Nice try.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It waspn't a request

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course a catgay is gross and unhygienic

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ants coming from wasps is like humans coming from monkeys

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    have they globally been extra Black persony this year? first time ive seen 2 of them break into my house to eat my stuff and here we have all these threads

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not aggressive
    they're always lying

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're funny when you're paranoid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love wasps so much bros

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adorable. I favour solitary ones, but those polistes are still adorable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's incredible how trustful they are.

      Can I keep a single wasp lady during winter

      Why are their butts so buzzy?

      • 7 months ago
        future

        it's active support for their tracheae breathing, very similar to what mammels do.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for the answer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts one of the least aggressive wasps
      Try that with the vespula squamosa, b***h

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh, you think dogs are NICE?
        >I'd like to see you get in the face of a PITBULL, then you can tell me how "nice" dogs are
        u r dumb

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is an entire 400k user board on reddit based on psychotic people unironically thinking that
          Wauf has been full of violent cat hate schizos for a decade based on people thinking all cats are ferals
          you expect too much of humanity

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            We are full of cat hating schizos, though.
            Every other thread is peppered with accusations of
            >toxo

            Animal haters are stupid and I couldn't care less that I happen to temporarily align with some reddit board that has banded together thinking Wauf is big bad.
            There's a reason I'm here and not there, because that seems to be only purpose for reddit and social media: banding together to reinforce your beliefs that there is some solidly consolidated evil source that needs to be snuffed out and denying all evidence that contradicts and suggests they're not a monolith.
            I just think people are moronic and not inherently evil.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh, you think wasps are MEAN?
          >heh I'll cherry pick the nicest example of a wasp to prove you wrong

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK how about warrior wasps (joint #1 on the Schmidt pain index)

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        even female Vespa mandarina /end of debate:

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        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first vid
          a 8 year old colony? Damn

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pregnant wasps, you say? Tell me more

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers bro I'll drink to that

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