Just saw a mouse in my apartment. What the fuck do I do? Posted on February 13, 2023 by Anonymous Just saw a mouse in my apartment. What the fuck do I do?
Clean up your room anon.
Clean your room, put mouse traps with peanut butter near the wall/hole where the mouse comes from
Get yourself a snake, then get a big cat to get rid of the snake
How do I get rid of the cat?
Get a dog
You can buy mouse traps at lowes or walmart, if you get wood snap traps don't use peanut butter cause they'll just lick it off without setting the trap.
Take a marshmallow from some lucky charms and superglue it to the lever of the trap and it'll get them every time.
I finally located where the mouse sleeps. There's one cabinet that I never use because it's full of pipes and the mouse has apparently made his home there based on the droppings. I'm thinking of drenching the area with peppermint oil.
Does it have a little bed and other mouse-sized furniture in it? That's when you know you have a real problem
Does peppermint oil do anything or is that a meme
Here's a test
buy a snake
now you have two friends
Mice is better grilled on top of a fire
This. If you have an animal problem, just eat it.
>The Chinese solution.
Squash it with your boot
Asi if it's cheesed to meet you
why does mankind hate mice? they're mammals, just like us.
i can understand why women might be afraid if a mouse climbed up their leg and into their fanny hole but men have no reason to fear mice. so just let them be.
the fact that they are a disease vector + appearing in packs. They also disrupt sleep and the sound of a mouse/rat pacing on your bedroom floor at night is something you will never forget. I do not hate them and acknownledge that they are smart, funny little guys, but would not allow them in my space. A hamster infestation on the other hand...
>the sound of a mouse/rat pacing on your bedroom floor at night is something you will never forget
I do. (or did at that house). Trust me, you will hear them anyway, rats at least, which are honestly just big moron mice.
perhaps tidy your kitchen so you don't have rats hanging around
and get a job
I'm a Europoor and was 15, the house is older than your fucking country so I couldn't really help it. Maybe I carry my ancestors trauma regarding rats.
perhaps stop being poor and buy a house that was built this century
>everyone is american
I hope you get more mice
It was an educated, correct guess and it was rats, not mice you illiterate retard. I knew only a mutt would give such stupid advice.
you sound miserable and bitter, maybe try making friends with the squeakers you nonce
well my statements still holds and australia is to america what mice are to rats.
rats are to you what flies are to shit
So burgers are just fatter aussies? Doesn't add up.
australia is not america
This anon nailed it for me. I think I got some kind of gay phobia gene because all the shit you’re saying feels hardwired right into me. I really wish it wasn’t so, they’re cute lil fellas, but I can’t physically stand to be in the same space
Yeah, let them poo and pee all over everything and chew holes in your belongings and food packages.
so get a cat
what if it went up your butthole
They eat our food, spread plague and destroy our things. There's a reason why we hold cats in such a high esteem.
>They eat our food, spread plague and destroy our things
You just described cats though.
We hold cats as symbols of witchcraft, laziness, and deception because it turns out they don’t actually get rid of rats, they only spook mice, and they spread the diseases themselves.
release dozens of cats, terriers, weasels, snakes and owls in your apartment
>Old help me I have dozens of cats, terriers, weasels, snakes and owls in my apartment
Should I use this?
Or do you think it'll just leave by itself since I don't leave food out and I just threw out all my potatoes and grains.
I live in a trailer and these little shits decided to live in my walls.
I fucking hate myself for doing it but I decided to get glue traps.
There might be a squirrel or pack rat in my walls too.
Don’t poison them since a bird or something might eat it.
Just use live or glue traps.
Don't give him a cookie that's for sure.
What happens if you give a mouse a cookie?
It would be extremely painful
You are a big mouse
I've heard they'll start viewing you the sane way a parrot views its owner. Yoinks!
So they'll bite you in your sleep while calling you a moron?
Did it try to sell you a laptop?
The woman on the left kicks out her left heel considerably more than the group while also turning her head the least out of the group.
And this means?
it means hes cheesed to meat you
Fuck you now I'll have the song in my head for days.
Get a cat.
get a cat
*terrier breed dog
bowl of peanut oil should work to catch it if you want it alive
I'd start by determining how the fuck it entered. The mouse isn't too much of an issue, you can easily trap it with peanut butter.
This, the most important thing is figuring out how the little bastard got in. Seal any and all entrances, then worry about dealing with the critter(s) itself.
I live in a NYC apartment that's not a luxury new building. There's holes literally everywhere along the walls.
>I live in a NYC apartment
It's much easier to trap or kill them when you have some way to access them. I had mice in my walls for years and they never came into my house. I eventually just drilled a hole in the wall and poured in poison and I think that got them because I don't hear them anymore.
Probably from under the door, or the dryer vent.
That’s a chud
No shit imbecile
I have mice problems too, where can I find a trap like this?