Just saw a mouse in my apartment. What the fuck do I do?

Just saw a mouse in my apartment. What the frick do I do?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Clean up your room anon.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Clean your room, put mouse traps with peanut butter near the wall/hole where the mouse comes from

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Befriend him

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get yourself a snake, then get a big cat to get rid of the snake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get rid of the cat?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get a dog

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy mouse traps at lowes or walmart, if you get wood snap traps don't use peanut butter cause they'll just lick it off without setting the trap.

    Take a marshmallow from some lucky charms and superglue it to the lever of the trap and it'll get them every time.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I finally located where the mouse sleeps. There's one cabinet that I never use because it's full of pipes and the mouse has apparently made his home there based on the droppings. I'm thinking of drenching the area with peppermint oil.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have a little bed and other mouse-sized furniture in it? That's when you know you have a real problem

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does peppermint oil do anything or is that a meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a test

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    buy a snake
    now you have two friends

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wauf here
    Mice is better grilled on top of a fire

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you have an animal problem, just eat it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The Chinese solution.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Squash it with your boot

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Asi if it's cheesed to meet you

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why does mankind hate mice? they're mammals, just like us.

    i can understand why women might be afraid if a mouse climbed up their leg and into their fanny hole but men have no reason to fear mice. so just let them be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that they are a disease vector + appearing in packs. They also disrupt sleep and the sound of a mouse/rat pacing on your bedroom floor at night is something you will never forget. I do not hate them and acknownledge that they are smart, funny little guys, but would not allow them in my space. A hamster infestation on the other hand...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the sound of a mouse/rat pacing on your bedroom floor at night is something you will never forget
        buy carpet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I do. (or did at that house). Trust me, you will hear them anyway, rats at least, which are honestly just big Black person mice.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            perhaps tidy your kitchen so you don't have rats hanging around

            and get a job

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a Europoor and was 15, the house is older than your fricking country so I couldn't really help it. Maybe I carry my ancestors trauma regarding rats.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                perhaps stop being poor and buy a house that was built this century

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone is american
                I hope you get more mice

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was an educated, correct guess and it was rats, not mice you illiterate moron. I knew only a mutt would give such stupid advice.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you sound miserable and bitter, maybe try making friends with the squeakers you nonce

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am.

                >correct guess
                australia is not america

                well my statements still holds and australia is to america what mice are to rats.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                rats are to you what flies are to shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So burgers are just fatter aussies? Doesn't add up.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >correct guess
                australia is not america

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This anon nailed it for me. I think I got some kind of homosexual phobia gene because all the shit you’re saying feels hardwired right into me. I really wish it wasn’t so, they’re cute lil fellas, but I can’t physically stand to be in the same space

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, let them poo and pee all over everything and chew holes in your belongings and food packages.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so get a cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if it went up your butthole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They eat our food, spread plague and destroy our things. There's a reason why we hold cats in such a high esteem.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They eat our food, spread plague and destroy our things
        You just described cats though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We hold cats as symbols of witchcraft, laziness, and deception because it turns out they don’t actually get rid of rats, they only spook mice, and they spread the diseases themselves.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    release dozens of cats, terriers, weasels, snakes and owls in your apartment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Old help me I have dozens of cats, terriers, weasels, snakes and owls in my apartment

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should I use this?
    Or do you think it'll just leave by itself since I don't leave food out and I just threw out all my potatoes and grains.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a trailer and these little shits decided to live in my walls.
      I fricking hate myself for doing it but I decided to get glue traps.
      There might be a squirrel or pack rat in my walls too.

      Don’t poison them since a bird or something might eat it.
      Just use live or glue traps.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give him a cookie that's for sure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if you give a mouse a cookie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You are a big mouse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard they'll start viewing you the sane way a parrot views its owner. Yoinks!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So they'll bite you in your sleep while calling you a Black person?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did it try to sell you a laptop?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The woman on the left kicks out her left heel considerably more than the group while also turning her head the least out of the group.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And this means?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it means hes cheesed to meat you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you now I'll have the song in my head for days.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a cat.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    new friend

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get a cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *terrier breed dog

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Befren

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bowl of peanut oil should work to catch it if you want it alive

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd start by determining how the frick it entered. The mouse isn't too much of an issue, you can easily trap it with peanut butter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, the most important thing is figuring out how the little bastard got in. Seal any and all entrances, then worry about dealing with the critter(s) itself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I live in a NYC apartment that's not a luxury new building. There's holes literally everywhere along the walls.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I live in a NYC apartment
          move

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's much easier to trap or kill them when you have some way to access them. I had mice in my walls for years and they never came into my house. I eventually just drilled a hole in the wall and poured in poison and I think that got them because I don't hear them anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, the most important thing is figuring out how the little bastard got in. Seal any and all entrances, then worry about dealing with the critter(s) itself.

      Probably from under the door, or the dryer vent.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill it.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Deploy traps!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No shit imbecile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have mice problems too, where can I find a trap like this?

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