just found out what they feed anteaters in captivity...

just found out what they feed anteaters in captivity...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel absolutely baited by this thread, but I should have expected it with the laziest image macro format of all time for the OP

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can keep lions and elephants alive
    >can't get their hands on some ants for the 'eater bros
    homie wtf

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Electrical cabinets?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would literally be unsustainable

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why aren't they fed ants

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to produce enough. They dig up huge ant and termite mounds in the wild.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would literally be unsustainable

        >it's literally IMPOSSIBLE for an anteater to be fed ants there's just NO WAY an anteater could be fed ants. w-what do they eat in the wild? why ants of course

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You going to run down to the ant store and buy a 500lb bag of live ants?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            oh so now the issue is that a moronic fricking vacuum cleaner sloth can find enough ants to eat but the might of industrial human society that has supposedly been on the moon, somehow cannot.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But they do, they make an insectivore kibble.
              It's the same reason you don't have to feed your cat by letting birds loose in your house, or hauling a deer carcass home for your dog to munch on. Or why we're not picking lice off eachother for a snack and foraging for some barely edible roots and berries.
              There's a more convenient solution that fill the same dietary requirements (which is a discussion in itself that we will table for the moment as its irrelevant to this particular discussion).
              Not to mention, are you going to import those 8ft tall termite mounds from Africa? Because I'd just point to the material damages done annually thanks to the formosa termite getting spread around the world.
              And I lived in taiwan, there's a reason literally everything was made out of concrete.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                holy cope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you pretend to be moronic long enough then you're not pretending anymore.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              A zoo would need acres of land dedicated to cultivating ants just for a single pair of snootboys.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Doubles as an ant safari though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Anteaters diet in nature consists primarily of insects, mostly ants and termites but also eat beetles, caterpillars and other insects, they will also eat other small animals, eggs, and fruits or vegetables if they can find them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >moving goalposts

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "At the Zoo, the anteaters are fed a diet of commercially-prepared insectivore kibble, occasional bananas or avocado, hard-boiled eggs, vitamins and a mineral mix."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >avocado
      oh no, they are turning the anteaters into millennials
      it's over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if they put down the avocado toast they could have their own houses instead of being wards of the zoo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if they put down the avocado toast they could have their own houses instead of being wards of the zoo

        >millenial anteaters are ruining the gran sabana (and here's why)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ngl I thought it would be really disgusting like a fecal-based kibble or some other fricked up shit. Still doesn’t mean they don’t deserve their ants, though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are ANTeaters and they aren’t even eating ants you easily swindled cow

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anteaters diet in nature consists primarily of insects, mostly ants and termites but also eat beetles, caterpillars and other insects, they will also eat other small animals, eggs, and fruits or vegetables if they can find them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty good tbqh senpai

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish to see an anteater eating a banana.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is the problem? Are anteaters eating exclusively ants in nature?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Op is just trying to salvage his bad thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tigers aren't fed live pajeets at the zoo
      it's over...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anteaters have the same diet as female influencers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So...... Like......... The same if not better nutritional value.....?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible Ants™ onions-based ant-less ant substitute?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is it bro i nEED to know

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dead ants? Dead ants? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead aaaaaaaaaa ant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it ain't ants i'm telling you

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ants?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not ants...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imitation ants?
        fire ants?
        dogs dressed as ants?

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