Jesus fucking christ man there's some evil mfers in this world how can you look at this disabled cunt and think it's okay?
Jesus fucking christ man there's some evil mfers in this world how can you look at this disabled cunt and think it's okay?
Jesus fucking christ man there's some evil mfers in this world how can you look at this disabled cunt and think it's okay?
I've encountered a smashie only once irl
He was a really friendly little dog, I felt bad he was so fucked up
The mexican who owned him named him Culo
>The mexican who owned him named him Culo
kekino
I will never understand the mental illness that makes hood rats do this kind of shit
I used to live in a white trash area and would meet these sorts of people and can not understand what makes them the way they are
MLM
i don't buy it because 99% of the obvious backyard breeder ads I see on kijiji and such specify "no breeding contracts" if not provide the dogs neutered at birth
the big brain move is to copyright your line's DNA so other skeemers have to pay you royalties
It looks easy to draw.
Draw fag here, can confirm, took one try and five mins
SKETCHED AND INKED
Nice.
DRAINED AND EMPTIED
>roiding for this
Wtf their like proud if it.
The dog's cum is worth more than you make in a week.
how can you look at this poor creature and think it deserves to live? theres just water and suffering inside that skull, no brain
eyes are so far apart it looks like a prey animal, not a predator anymore
the breeders should be round up and shot
looks like a smart dog, hes even sportin a brain
Megamind
Do dogfags really?
LOOOOOOOOOL
Would buying one of these smashed toad dogs be a good investment? I heard their fresh and frozen semen was worth a pretty penny.
Of course, bro!
Invest a few thousand bucks into some semen from the girthiest motherfuckers in the game and join the S K E E M
I would rather the pit bull species be inbred to the point that they are ALL SMASHED and SLAMMED than to continue watching them attack people and animals. This is what their future holds for them, they can be genetically engineered abominations where every day living is suffering, or they can be wiped out as a species. Pick one.
Slammed the genes, SMASHED THE GENES
What the FUCK is this thread. Did someone try to create a dog that looks like the average american?
>he doesn't know about SMASHED and SLAMMED
how new are you?
Pray for them
Just SMASH my shit up senpai
Wunnah smash
Not even cats are safe from the SKEEM.
I just know that poor guy has joint problems, there's no way that he can walk normally with that anatomy, and his eye sight and breathing are completely fucked, wanna give that poor little guy a hug cause I just know he's in so much pain just for having to live like that 🙁
Your hug would hurt him
They're bred from pit bulls so it's inherently based. Would take the existence of these retarded things over those beasts any day.
What are those even called
Brickline
grim
I SLAM MY FINGERS INTO MY
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I don't think their paws can reach anywhere near their eyes tbhfam
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I CAN'T GET UP AGAIN
BREEDERS GONNA SMASH AND SLAM ME DOWN
RIPPED FROM THE WOMB
MY BODY MY TOMB
If your dog hasn't been HEADMAXXED, EYEMINNED, and SLAMMED RETARDED, your dog isn't worth SHIT!
Test
I’m not even a dog person but i’m absolutely fucking sick of “dog people” gushing about how “cute” horrific deformities are. How can someone claim to know so much about dogs but not know that having a flat fucking skull isn’t normal.
"dog people" that like anything but wolf-like breeds tend to be deranged
who the fuck would like something that is objectively ugly and foul? it goes against your every instinct for selecting beauty and health, why like it? a pathetic slave. a drooling idiot. it's wrinkle, bald, deformed, and actually stinks.
and then you meet pic related... he does what he does and he does it well. if your presence is not offensive to him, his presence is not offensive to you. he is intelligent, independent, and naturally well groomed. a civilized animal for a civilized person.
How to Care For Your own Toadline Bully:
https://petxis.com/what-are-toadline-bulldogs-and-how-to-care-cost/
This reads like it was written by an AI or something, what a bizarre article
It's an SEO blog. I did some work for those back in the day. You probably could replace peasant copywriters like me with AI these days, but I bet a human wrote that one. Someone paid that person to churn out an impossibly generic article that hit a list of keywords, the specific breed doesn't really matter. It's written in a way that google favors in order to drive up clicks and affiliate marketing links. This sort of business is a big reason why google is useless these days.
Thank you for some interesting insight
>me seeing this thread
Smashed n slammed pigeons when
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behold
>I've been looking into a few things lately
SMASHED AND SLAMMED posters are really witty, but I'm never able to actually laugh at their jokes given what a fucking nightmare toadlines are.
These are living creatures with emotions and feelings that are purposefully bred and designed to suffer short, painful lives where they're unable to accomplish even the most basic functions. These aren't animals that are disabled by a fluke of nature, but maliciously bred to be so. Whenever I think of them I feel genuine existential dread.
They should all be sterilized and given the best, most comfortable and love filled short lives they can be afforded, and their breeders should be sterilized too, at the very least.
Roll for your toadfu (male)
rollan for DOCTOR DWAAAAAAAAAAAM
Look at the aura on Rumble, this mother fucker achieved enlightenment while in constant, crippling pain
That's Rumple, not Rumble. With a p.
>Roll for your toadfu (male)
how do i scroll down???
Sent from my iPhone
Roll
Rolling
WhiteOut GET
SWOLDIER
BACK FROM THE WAR
DR.
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C'mon Toad 2
YES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ROLLING FOR LONE SWOLDIER
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#staypuft
LETS FUCKING GO
ROLL
>off by one
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OFF BY ONE
WTFFFFFFFFFF
people always look at me weird when I complain about dogs like these. I knew one guy who basically had a hard on for bull dogs and frenchies and wouldn’t stop talking about how “cute” they were.
Most people mock and are horrified by toadline pyramid skeems but Frenchies and other mainstream mutants get a pass. It's inconsistent. Probably a class thing tbh. Toadlines are owned by excons and stupid poor people while well heeled white women will own Frenchies.
I think it has to do with the fact that SMASHlings are bred by meathead dudebros whereas Frenchies and the likes are seen as high status dogs so it makes it easier to sweep their health issues under the rug
there's no way a french bulldog is on the same level as fucked up as these slammed whatevers, right?
if a breed can't give natural birth it is definitely fucked up
Maybe not quite as fucked up but a lot of the same problems. Joint issues, chronic breathing problems, smush face eye infections, and they can't breed naturally. Most have to be delivered by c-section. Horrible mutant dogs.
They are pretty much as bad. Standard breeders have no regard for their product's health, they just have a better awareness of their own image than the white trash and morons that breed "exotic bullies".
Animals exist for the pleasure of humans. It’s pretty retarded but it’s not like there’s anything morally wrong with it.
Nothing exists for anything. Which god told you that on which DMT trip, or did you actually believe a 2000 year old lying rabbi about magical fire bushes as if the creator of the universe would share a name and manifestations with some minor vedic fire demon?
You're implying that a minor God could ever act independently of the universal power
>there's nothing morally wrong with creating a dog breed that suffers for the entirety of its short life bro
Agreed
They are sentient beings like us that feel pain, fear, sorrow, anxiety. Creating a being that lives in constant agony is the worst form of cruelty
I don't know why, but everytime I see a post like this I think of some fatfuck munching on a big mac pretending "muh animal cruelty" is anything other than a side effect of mental aids.
I just wanna let everyone know in this thread that these dogs are so fucked up they can not mate normally. they jerk off the male dogs to artificially inseminate the females, and its incest as well.
People jerk off dogs wtf they even get paid for it?!
White women do it for free
Brachycephalic dogs live lives of constant pain
https://voca.ro/1jyi5xRiTzde
look he smilin :*~~)
Any time I'm having a rough day, I can always count on SMASHED and SLAMMED threads to cheer me up.
This boy looks like he was bred just to be on the label of a meme powder called "Hoodie Holocaust Pre-Workout" or something like that.
Is it wrong to want to confiscate these dogs and give them a comfy 2 years but also make sure they never ever breed under any circumstances? Like, they're here so we have to love them but they need to stop existing.
no its called racial cleansing anon
No its literally the right thing to do. Certain "groups" shoulnt be allowed to own pets
They do it for the money
WHO EVEN WANTS THESE SAD THINGS?
They just want to jerk dogs off
other retards who plan on breeding and selling them
its a PYRAMID SKEEM
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if it isn't at least 2x Pimpy and 3x Bape I don't want it
I want one of these dogs
Someone please post the facebook update about the dog named cum rag who went missing
Seconded
Would would you wait 15 years for a dog to develop SEVERE MOBILITY ISSUES when you could have a BARELY MOBILE dog right now?
I love toadline Facebook posts, they're constantly shouting insane things
This is now a S M A S H ED and
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idk looks fuckin SLAMMED to me
I can't stop laughing, that looks like a cartoon.
If you're dog isn't SMASHMAXXED your not going to make it.
Smashmaxxing is retarded bullshit. You got to smash AND slam or you aren't going fresh or frozen worldwide.
they dont care about the well being of their creations, just their profits
gotta keep the pyramid skeem working