ITT: Things you kill on sight

ITT: Things you kill on sight

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With a big wooden mallet

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mosquitoes
    fruit flies
    BMSB
    German, American, or smoky brown roaches

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of killing fruit flies? Just throw away the infested fruit and they'll go after it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not taking out my trash every time I eat a banana. Plus some of my pets need fruit (I keep beetles and hissing roaches), so sometimes it's easier to just kill the flies if I see them

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody said ticks yet? Seriously?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Killing them "on sight" is dangerous, you need to carefully remove them from your skin first.
      Don't want lyme disease!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course. I took the "on sight" less literally, like when you see a thing you hate approaching you, you have a urge to kill it, not just to let it go.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire is too good for these and my hatred knows no bounds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah fuck those things. Only animal on my shit list.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pharaoh ants: the robot morons of the ant world. Been dealing with them for 2 years now in this shitty rental apartment, and I'm on the fourth goddamn floor. Bought that yellow bayer maxforce gel bait last week, and got the ants crawling out of an insanely small hole that leads to a mystery space behind my kitchen cabinets. For once its a good thing my shitty family forgot to clean up behind the soap dishes next to the sink, because I got use the baits on them. They love that shit so much, even though there's around two dozen I saw convulsing and dead while clinging to the wall. I've forced myself to realize any ant that eats the bait or touches other ants that ate the bait, are all marked for death, so I don't have to keep killing them. I just gotta ignore their presence around that area, let them crawl around back and forth at the same spots. Having the ants out in plain view like that fucks with me mentally, but I wouldn't be able to bait kill them if they weren't exposed like that. Small blessings. Now I wonder how long I have to feed them the bait droplets on the wall before the queens drop dead. I found out pharaoh ants can cannibalize their dead, so I'm hoping ants dead of the bait will also spread that shit to the other ants that eat them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      toss a few baits onto the ground floor man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stay out of my house, roach

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato hornworms unless I see wasp eggs on them, they get a quarantined plant.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I vacuum all centipedes and millipedes

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kill nothing. Not even mosquitos if I can help it. The closest I come to a visceral reaction towards a living thing is toward these.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pine beetle, they literally murder forests. They're an invasive species and I fucking despise them, I love my conifer trees

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they literally murder forests
        They destroy artificial pine monocultures but they're not a real threat for actual wild pines

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >they're not a real threat for actual wild pines
          >Kills entire forests of wild pines

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These are just house spider food

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >killing any animal for reasons other then sustenance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You bother me too much i kill you. Simple as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the way i see it if youre an animal/insect in my territory (my house) and you get in my way/obstruct my quality of life, and i cant get reasonably get rid of you without killing you, then i kill you. majority of animals do the exact same shit in the wild anyway

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fleas and goats-head weed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there are people who never had to pick dozens of these cellulose ridden garden gnomes out of their boots
      Lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i once had one in my big brand store multigrain bread and i was so high when i bit it i was convinced i had just lost a tooth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn, nature invented road spikes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        >TFW when those fucking thorns are my sole reason for airless bike tires

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Goats heads might be the most moronish plant in the world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I step on at least two of those every single day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well plants vs zombies doesn't pull everything out of thin air

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More like nature inspired those things.
        People in the past used these kinda plants as caltrops

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >caltrops
          ah yes i knew there was a proper name for them but couldn't remember it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fucking hate these morons

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches.
    Holy fuck I hate roaches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I admire their tenacity, their only crime is existing alongside humanity

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This plant is a curse that never ends
    The guy who imported the tree of heaven from China needs to be revived so that he can be tortured to death

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of plants, I hate this shit so much it's unreal. I hate it more than Virginia creeper, and I didn't even think that was possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried cooking and eating them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/R87lTdH.jpg

      Speaking of plants, I hate this shit so much it's unreal. I hate it more than Virginia creeper, and I didn't even think that was possible.

      Once established, this plant is impossible to remove without stripping off all of the top soil where it grows. Even then you must be careful to not drop any part of the plant where it could grow roots again before being destroyed.
      Whether you cut or pick it, smother or burn it, poison or salt it, it just comes up with a vengeance a few feet away. Literally everything you try do to control it makes it spread further. To add insult to injury, every time you touch it your hands will smell like fish for a while, despite any attempts to wash it off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thankfully Houttuynia cordata is not present in my country's red list, I don't know if it's because it has never been introduced or it can't enstablish here.
        Water plant nurseries usually sell it as a pond plant so that's pretty concerning.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the vibe

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really kill anything "on sight" because I have traps for everything I want dead like flies, mosquitoes, cats, spiders etc.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being a pitbull should be a bannable offense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So should falling for reddit memes

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mosquitoes just when I'm trying to sleep
    I don't feel entitled to kill any living creature

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cats

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. subhuman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's larping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      My kill count: 6
      My car's kill count: 2
      Boomers in my village are seething and wondering why their cats keep on disappearing.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fuckin flies
    most insects are great but those annoying jackasses make me respect frogs and spiders a lot too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last apartment I moved in before having to live in a dorm, this one spider built a web in the corner of of my ceiling above my PC. I let it be because I usually don't give a fuck about animals not actively fucking with me. Anyway, over the course of like three years, it just sat up there and got bigger and fatter and the web got huge. Started small, became one of those big brown ones with a nice big colourful pattern on the ass. At the same time, it also meant that I could sit up all night with open window and play vidya all the way through summer and never be bothered by insects, because my setup would naturally illuminate the ceiling corner where they would all fly up and get rekt by the spider. Without fail whenever I actually noticed them fly infront of my monitor, they would invariably fly up and a minute later I would be able to sit there and watch them get eaten or wrapped up for later. It was fucking prime spider real estate and the best pest control I have ever had. When I had to move, I realized that I would have to remove the web, but apparently my spider had become a mom and I felt even worse about removing her just as she had built a huge egg sack. I tried to catch her to release her in the attic because outside was getting cold. She grabbed her eggs and fucking ran, but I managed to catch her sort of. But then I accidentally dropped her into my box full of shoes and she landed with a really loud thud. I couldn't find her after that so I figured she had hidden in one of my boots and figured it was as good a place as any and that I might as well bring her along. Moved into a cellar for a few months, and about a week or so in, I started to notice there were tiny spiders fucking everyone, so I took that as mission accomplished. That spider had served me well and I had returned the favour. Be good to your spiders anons. This summer with an open window and fucking moths and mosquitos everywhere makes me miss having a spider liket that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cats eye spider?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I never really tried identifying it, but I figured it was what we in Denmark call "korsedderkop" or cross spider, usual english name is European Garden Spider according to wikipedia. They're super common here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            These homies? They're harmless and only hurt bugs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              One of these, and yeah. Spiders in Denmark are harmless. Almost every animal is, with the sole exception of a type of tick that may or may not infect you with a disease that disables half your body.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah we have lots of these spiders in austria as well.. but they are completely harmless..just look kinda disgusting/scary with the cross on the back

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