ITT: Products that trigger

ITT: Products that trigger Wauf

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >dae le cats bad?
    >
    >le birby birbos good?
    >
    >dae shitbull hate thread?
    >
    >yiff yiff xDD
    >
    >mass reply and doublespacing is... le good!
    Hello, Reddit.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely satanic, but it works

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer it if it was a plain dildo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot what this was used for so it just looks weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forbidden pogo stick

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    reply to me too pls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure sweetie. Sorry for being a massgay, I was tired and cranky.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok then

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real? How is it different than the human one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's PeanutButter flavor, that's how it's different.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would it be flavored like that if it's used on the dog??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was an April fools joke by the company. The Twitter responses were a riot. It was 85% regular people laughing about it, 10% pissy furries who were screaming "noooo that's heckin zoophilia!", and 5% normal people replying to the furries asking what the frick is wrong with them.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with that? Aren’t goldfish fine in them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Goldfish get too big and produce way too much waste to be kept in a tiny bowl with no filter.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Wauf consider these less humane than the standard victor traps? I dealt with a nest a couple years ago under the house. Put out the standard rat traps and would check daily. Rats still suffering got Ol' yellered with a pellet gun then removed.

    I felt a little bad about the suffering. Then I went down one day and found what I think was momma rat or King Rat eating her dead baby caught in the trap. An unpleasant sight. She got bonked, then ol' yellered. Would you rather die slowly of dehydration or have half your body crushed and maybe bleed out over some hours?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bite that little frickers head off like its attack on titan

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Burt Ward's crazy ass dog food really makes you dog immortal?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In memory, yes. Physically? Noticeable decrease.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this made by the same guy that was in a mental institution and has paragraphs of schizobabble all over his soap labels?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a dog but I feel like I'm having a shorter lifespan just by looking at this.
      I feel nothing but deep disdain for anyone who would buy anything with such an autistic design.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not liking pure soul
        You have shit graphic/aesthetic design taste anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not liking pure soul
      You have shit graphic/aesthetic design taste anon.

      With such an eye catching and soulful bag design, I have been tempted to buy this overpriced food. But then israelitemart stopped selling it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If anything this is the kind of thing they would sell on purpose

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You aren't suppossed to go on ten hour death marches with the thing

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to leave it in until its just a blanket of squirming rodents. Crazy how they start eating each other if you let them starve for long enough.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    … good point
    but then the same could go for any cage unless it’s huge I guess

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol havent seen fluffy posting in more than 10 years nice
    >y-your just an edgelord. you need help!!
    they arent cute, they're nasty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they arent cute
      They would be cute if they could shut their fricking mouths for five minutes. I would still want one as a pet, just to see what it's like. It is fascinating, conceptually, to have a pet that can actually speak with you and carry out conversation, even if the topic is usually, "wan sketti."
      Anyways, damn, fluffy ponies. I was in that scene once. It feels like an eternity ago...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I was in that scene once
        repent, sinner

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if hes long been out of it he probably has
          there's newbies filling this board but there's also oldgays who kind of 'got better'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      them not being cute has nothing to do with whether you need help

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he dosent use capture traps
    >he dosent see the upsides to literally millions of tiny free slaves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      … What?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fluffyposters get the rope

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "but its dog proof!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is this and how does it work?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a trap for e.g. coyotes. When they trigger it it sprays them in the face with poison.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A trap made to cater to a minority of welfare queens that ended up killing children who were just walking their dogs on government land
          >THE HECKIN YOTES, MUH LIVESTOCK KILLEM ALL
          MUH LIVELIHOOD -t. a group that holds less than 2% of the US livestock supply and thinks they shouldnt have to actually watch over them or contain them properly, a venture so moronic the government had to subsidize them to keep them from killing themselves (and yet their suicide rate remains higher than citygays)

          Could I… fill it with cum?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Try it, and make sure to post the trail cam footage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A trap made to cater to a minority of welfare queens that ended up killing children who were just walking their dogs on government land
        >THE HECKIN YOTES, MUH LIVESTOCK KILLEM ALL
        MUH LIVELIHOOD -t. a group that holds less than 2% of the US livestock supply and thinks they shouldnt have to actually watch over them or contain them properly, a venture so moronic the government had to subsidize them to keep them from killing themselves (and yet their suicide rate remains higher than citygays)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How many times did your wrists pop while typing this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its leg hold trap for raccoons that dogs cant fit there paw in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >coon cuffs
          Redundant

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >All these newbies only now learning about fluffies

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Like 4-5 months give or take. I discovered it back in 2023 and got dragged into it. Can't find the specific post that got me.

    I didn't really get into the assrape. I'd just watch dumb fluffies (feral or domesticated it doesn't matter) doing dumb moronic shit then getting punished with abuse or psychological torture. It's mainly because they're worthless subhuman filth who expect to be coddled 24/7 and piss and shit everywhere while constantly looking for something to frick so they can have more fluffy foals that b***h and moan about "milkies" constantly. Also cause it's funny.

    >autistic zoomer discovers oldgay shit and overshares the super interesting thing he found on the internet unprompted
    fricking lmao, nice one sport

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oldgay shit
      it wasn't even that long ag-

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ok you sick frick, you officially triggered me. You happy?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why would you post this

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick you for making me aware of this cesspit of a community.... Good lord above, what's wrong with those people???

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I've been in the community for a while
    What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like 4-5 months give or take. I discovered it back in 2023 and got dragged into it. Can't find the specific post that got me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My brother in Christ you were watching little animals get assraped for 4-5 months? Why?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't really get into the assrape. I'd just watch dumb fluffies (feral or domesticated it doesn't matter) doing dumb moronic shit then getting punished with abuse or psychological torture. It's mainly because they're worthless subhuman filth who expect to be coddled 24/7 and piss and shit everywhere while constantly looking for something to frick so they can have more fluffy foals that b***h and moan about "milkies" constantly. Also cause it's funny.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're also racist. If they see any brown foal or adult fluffy they will either do everything in their power to treat them like trash or stomp on them instantly. Brown foals in a fluffy litter don't get as much milk or none at all so they often die of malnutrition. It's commonly used as a plot device to keep a story going.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I always hated this cope, it's like an overcompensation because you want to feel morally righteous. Human babies also demand things and cry and b***h when they don't get it. But if you liked videos of tantrumming babies being thrown at walls or beat up, it'd be harder to justify. You just have cute-aggression. So do I to an extent, fictional only obviously. You are not into fluffies because muh justice or "fluffies represent humanity's sins" or whatever.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the difference is the baby might grow into an adult with a consciousness and smarter than a fluffy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly. I was found out about these kinds of pics while looking at guro, and even in a community of people who enjoy looking at horribly mean-spirited and evil pictures the fluffy fans were always the biggest creeps because they somehow felt that their degenerate interests were morally good instead of at best being neutral.

              Does Wauf consider these less humane than the standard victor traps? I dealt with a nest a couple years ago under the house. Put out the standard rat traps and would check daily. Rats still suffering got Ol' yellered with a pellet gun then removed.

              I felt a little bad about the suffering. Then I went down one day and found what I think was momma rat or King Rat eating her dead baby caught in the trap. An unpleasant sight. She got bonked, then ol' yellered. Would you rather die slowly of dehydration or have half your body crushed and maybe bleed out over some hours?

              Slowly dying of dehydration is kind of a best case scenario with the glue traps. They can tear themselves apart in their desperation to escape. Fortunately, I've never had to deal with a full-blown infestation, but from what I've heard a bucket trap is more effective anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, like wtf man, this is some twisted sick shit

          I didn't really get into the assrape. I'd just watch dumb fluffies (feral or domesticated it doesn't matter) doing dumb moronic shit then getting punished with abuse or psychological torture. It's mainly because they're worthless subhuman filth who expect to be coddled 24/7 and piss and shit everywhere while constantly looking for something to frick so they can have more fluffy foals that b***h and moan about "milkies" constantly. Also cause it's funny.

          They're also racist. If they see any brown foal or adult fluffy they will either do everything in their power to treat them like trash or stomp on them instantly. Brown foals in a fluffy litter don't get as much milk or none at all so they often die of malnutrition. It's commonly used as a plot device to keep a story going.

          Words cannot describe how much you and these people need a therapist

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            why would you post this

            [...]
            Ok you sick frick, you officially triggered me. You happy?

            [...]
            You really need fricking help, animal abuser fetishist

            for the love of god this is Wauf, I post like 2 shitty ass drawings of weird fictional horsepig things in outlandish grotesque situations and you all start getting mad? I'm not even one of the fetishists, I was just there to watch moron pony things get the punishment they deserve

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This being Wauf doesn't give you the excuse to post...whatever the frick that is.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok so they were just drawings? I read the descriptions of the removed posts and thought someone posted actual animal torture.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're also racist. If they see any brown foal or adult fluffy they will either do everything in their power to treat them like trash or stomp on them instantly. Brown foals in a fluffy litter don't get as much milk or none at all so they often die of malnutrition. It's commonly used as a plot device to keep a story going.

        You really need fricking help, animal abuser fetishist

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >used these at work until my first catch, drown the little homie to minimize its suffering
    Yeah I know drowning is brutal but still better than slowly suffocating and dying of hunger/thirst after being thrown inyo the trashcan while still alive.
    But now that I think about it I should have put the guy in a plastic bag and obliterated his skull with a hammer. Sorry little homie.
    Frick these traps tho, I'd rather use something that kills them instantly.
    I also pray for a swift painless death.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen anyone wearing this in real life but if I did I would punch them in the face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have one and my cat enjoys it. Frick you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your cat does not enjoy being in a bubble.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's why she sleeps in it and runs to it whenever I go to the door without my keys right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are an attention starved massive homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What’s the worst that could happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try it homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Flip it around and wear it in the front
      BB?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Awful, terrible, wiener sucking video game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Idk why you're trying to piss me off, I never even played the game

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not? Just staring a fact

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Where did Kojima touch you anon? You must have be hot and effimante to get his fancy if his twitter likes and affiliations are anything to go by.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >must have been hot*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kojima likes big hunky silver foxes moron that’s why he throated mads’ big scandi wiener

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Japs love the guy so I can see it honestly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does this work? That’s actually pretty cool. Wouldn’t mind getting one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was just a picture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly is wrong with this? Seems like a better way to transport your cat instead of putting them in a crate, no?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like it gets really hot especially if your back is towards the sun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cat had to be shopped into the backpack image because a real one would flip out
      LOL

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >days of horror and suffering
    vs
    >”oh look cheese”
    >*lights out*
    These should be banned.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should be checking all your traps every day, no matter what type

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know I never really disliked mice until they started trying nest in my fairly nice first gen mr2.
    I ended up catching the mother in the act of building a nest with her baby's. I stabbed them out of worry they'd scurry off and frick up my wiring. In hindsight scooping them up with a big thick glove would of probably been easier and less smelly. Entire car stank of mouse piss afterwards .
    Also ended up hearing a straggler in a area the old poker couldn't reach so I sprayed a bunch of carburetor cleaner in there till the speaking stopped.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a more humane way of teaching mice to respect your food stores?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish that were me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would a mouse even learn from this? like are they smart enough to associate this kind of punishment with their actions?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably being restrained would freak it out more than the paddlin'.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick someone patent and sell this I’ll take 20 lmao

      would a mouse even learn from this? like are they smart enough to associate this kind of punishment with their actions?

      I’d say there’s a decent chance, this seems like too complex a mechanism for them to fully understand though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kinky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody needs to draw one of these mice in this trap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf am I looking at and why do you want someone to draw crypto-furgay sadist pornography on a non-Wauf blue board?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think that middle mouse looks like he could use some discipline in the kinky mouse trap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one is going to draw you furry porn bro

        Do they sell them in macaque size?

        Shoo pitoid lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice quads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they sell them in macaque size?

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow. with suction too???

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. But it won't really come in handy.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO SARS! BLOODY BASTERDS DO NOT HARM THE RAT! THAT IS MY NANA REINCARNATED!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remembered the indian webm with mice being fed milk which he later lapped up too

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 fleas
      >but they kill other fleas
      wtf does this really work??

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things absolutely are cruel. I remember one time when I was working at a hardware store, there were no customers around and I was just quietly organizing the shelves when I suddenly heard a squeaking noise. I looked about to see what it was, and saw that my supervisor had evidently put one of these things down, and a mouse had become completely stuck on it. It was clearly extremely frightened. I tried to gently free it, but the glue was so strong that I could tell that, if I had pulled it off, I would have severely injured the mouse (as in, its fingers/libs would have been torn right off). I tried loosening the glue with some warm water, but it didn't work. Ultimately, I had no choice but to give up. I'm sorry, little mouse. I couldn't save you.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it seems alright, whats the matter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tv star chef
      >now making fricking dog food

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I make my cat eat this if they don't use their scratching post. Takes them a day and a half to cave in to eat it and then I switch back to normal feed the following day. Works like a charm.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is even buying this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how is this even real it has to the fricking meme cat on the bag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its an edit

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I feel that this originally was furry fetish art

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because deviantart fetish art is so bad that it looks like old school clip art which was the equivalent of AI generated commerical advertisement assets of the boomer generation.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the idea of dying alone in a glue trap make my peepee hard? Like there's just no rational explanation for this one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get your head examined

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      petrification fetish. trust me, it's incurable. Just be glad god didn't give you something even worse like necro or snuff or whatever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day thread derailer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuck submissive fetish

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously Wauf has some unhealthy projections when it comes to rats.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once at work, one of the supervisors brought to me one of the glue traps with a lizard caught in it. They knew I liked animals and often came up with creative solutions to various problems, so they figured I might be able to do something about it.

    Using metal rods to lever it up, and applying Freon TF solvent, I was able to free it from the trap and all residue, without injury.

    I then took it outside and released it into the bushes, appearing no worse for the experience.

    It took about 45 minutes to do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doing good work anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why all the "glue traps are cruel but I have to use them" people don't just unglue the animals

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot image

    Literally me
    >100+ rat kills
    >4 chipmunks
    >1 snake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Snake
      Literally why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it got caught in the glue trap. I live in a barn

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picture related to the point.

    Especially true for “dog lovers”.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        based on the filename it seems to be a phone posting redditor. expecting sense is too much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie posted a 1440x900 png of just transparency layer lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting redditors to understand
      This was your only sin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm there’s nothing there champ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the color is just barely different enough to make me wonder
      turns out it's because jpeg is used for the thumbnail and with jpeg being a massive piece of shit it can't actually display 8bit color accurately

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So ITT things that harm animals?

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM STUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHH FRICK SQUEAK SQUEAK AAAAAAHHHHHH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*turn up the volume of my record player playing "The Ride of the Valkyries" while I unfold my dental kit in front of the rat that has stolen from my larder for 3 months*

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never took my cat to the vet once and it is 10 years old

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pet for poors

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. True men buy a TOADLINE at 2-4 years average lifespan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so basically mice but bigger

          https://i.imgur.com/jR738va.jpeg

          >*turn up the volume of my record player playing "The Ride of the Valkyries" while I unfold my dental kit in front of the rat that has stolen from my larder for 3 months*

          https://i.imgur.com/5A0F7sq.png

          >Because I've tried everything I put inside my own dog, that's how
          Do doggays really?

          Kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i wish death upon toad breeds for it's the only humane way of life for them and their owner

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated glue traps until my terrier who i guess was keeping the mice away became senile and i had to deal with a pretty bad infestation and put them out in desperation
    It was ugly and pretty cruel but not as bad as i thought
    The mice would get pretty loud and inpossible to ignore in the traps so i could kill them pretty swiftly and it only took about a week to get the infestation under control where i wasnt catching any more

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used bucket traps with antifreeze this year
    Got several but snap trap still works best.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cletus you keep them antifreeze buckets away from our youngins you hear

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aw Ma, where else is I supposed'ta keep muh antifreeze? Pa don't want it in the cellar, what with the shine stills.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Wauf hate this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're the napalm of traps. Cruel, non-discriminatory. Have to finish the job or else they end up dying of thirst, which is even more cruel. Caught a couple chipmunks yesterday and had to put them down. Very sad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds pretty useful actually. Get a bunch of verm on the pad, leave out in a field where you have problems with large pests like foxes and have it act as bait while you wait with a rifle zeroed in. 2 birds 1 stone. It is only as cruel as rat poison or other traps that kills pests.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the "cruel" is how slowly the animal is dispatched.
          I want them dead I don't really want them to suffer.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you need to kill them as soon as you find them in the glue traps. It's the only way to have any semblance of humanity, but you get your hands and soul dirty
            >t. just had to kill 2 more chipmunks with a hammer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why a hammer? That must be gory. I would think drowning or something would be pretty quick for them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is very gory, but it's instant. Drowning is painful and shitty

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why a hammer
                Style-points.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Drowning is one of the worst ways you can die. With a hammer, its lights out in an instant

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is very gory, but it's instant. Drowning is painful and shitty

                Drowning can't be that bad. I honestly don't think any hypoxic deaths are high on the list of the worst ways to go.
                Burning alive? Poison? Radiation? Internal wasting diseases? These are by far more painful.
                There's an interesting thought though, is dying of starvation of dying of drowning worse? Drowning is quicker but more violent. Starvation gives you more time to acclimate what with making you dizzy and lightheaded. Both are pretty low on the pain scale.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Starvation at its worst is definitely more painful at least. Drowning is bad for a few more minutes at best and that’s it.

                Why would it be flavored like that if it's used on the dog??

                I think it’s fake

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Drowning is worse.
                We've heard from people who almost starved to death how it is bad, but eventually the hunger pangs die down and they come to terms with it.
                Drowning is 100% terror the entire time.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              At that point it's easier and less soul-crushing to just use the snap traps.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you didn't intend to kill chipmunks you could have freed them with vegetable oil.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hate to say this but I don't really kill the mice that I catch with glue traps. I've thought about the suffering but can't bring myself to do it. I can't kill mice. I feel extremely awful about it every time I do. It gives me panic attacks thinking about it.

              I need to tough up my act so I don't let these poor creatures suffer. In the past I would just put them in a bag tie up as tight as I can, throw it out and it let suffocation do it's thing. I need to find a way to put them down without feeling extremely dreadful. I've been thinking about getting a classic trap to do this, since it's fast and quick. I haven't had to take out mice in a few months now, but if I have to, I'll resort to this method.

              I do apologize for not putting them down. I feel even worse for not doing so.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                mice are kinda cute for a generic mammal but after making enough nazi/mauschwitz jokes you get used to it

                have you considered using a bucket pitfall trap with food and cushions in the bottom and then filling it with a heavy noble gas? that would be relatively humane. classic snap traps break a lot of limbs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have you considered using a bucket pitfall trap with food and cushions in the bottom and then filling it with a heavy noble gas?

                I've heard of the water bucket trap, but not the gas bucket trap. Also sounds a bit expensive. Would it actually work? How could I set this up? How many does it kill swiftly?

                >classic snap traps break a lot of limbs

                Yeah I've used them before. Very grim but at least I'm not doing the killing. After a certain time mice usually tend to avoid them and they become useless. I haven't catched a mouse with them in a long time. Hence why I use glue traps.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least drown them in a bucket of water

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Drop the glue traps in a bucket of liquid nitrogen

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Drop them in water. Their little lungs fill up quick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I used a club last time a mouse went asswards into a snap trap. It was my fault for just pushing it against the mouse hole without baiting it, but in the moment you just gotta send them along

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mice would eat you if they were smart enough.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Literally just get a cat / have cats around. This has worked flawlessly for thousands of years but evades you, apparently.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he fell for the cat verm meme

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Foxes aren't vermin

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are where I am from.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok cletoid

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am a Bong actually.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't even have rabies to worry about psycho

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rabies is not the only concern, killing foxes are not uncommon. Just because they are an exotic furbaby where you live doesn't mean they are over here.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Build a proper henhouse and keep your stupid cat inside saar

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't have a cat, do have dogs though and Foxes attack dogs in the area. I will stick to subsonic .22lr mutt boy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are your dogs outside at night when foxes can get at them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I don't let them piss and shit indoors and sometimes they need to go during the evening? Besides the Foxes won't get them like my neighbours dogs, I am far more proactive when I spot one around my property.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're a shit dog owner too that's not surprising

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you should let your dogs shit and piss indoors anon
                I will keep that in mind when I spot the next knocked up vixen or a young mangy tod in the late or early hours of the day. Seethe more.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>you should let your dogs shit and piss indoors anon
                Said nobody, learn to house train lime sucker

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What am I to take away from you calling me a bad owner for letting my dogs out moron? Are you just incapable of understanding nuance and implication of written statement just as you can't understand how an animal can be seen in different ways from country to country? Keep yapping mutt.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No fox is going to come after your gay itty bitty b***h dogs if you are out when they are out like you should be

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >allow dogs to use safe designated potty area
                >risk losing your dogs to foxes and have to be on the lookout constantly
                It's a simple choice, one is objectively better.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bong random fox
                Cor begorrah tha'll show 'im awroight
                >new fox comes into newly created territory
                >new fox kills tiny shivering lapdog encountered randomly while establishing territory
                OI
                >bong random fox
                Cor beggorah tha'll show 'im awroight

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Because I don't let them piss and shit indoors
                you have chickens, you should have a yard. let your dogs piss and shit in the yard, which should be fenced or walled

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a very slow and painful death, but the sad truth is that it's by far the cheapest, simplest, and most effective way of dealing with a rat problem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not even true though. A five gallon bucket, a dowel, and some peanut butter will kill twenty mickeys a night. And none of them will escape by ripping off their skin/feet. Drowning sucks too but it has to be better than being glued for days before you die of dehydration or get thrown alive into a trash bin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They work too good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It basically tortures the mouse to death. The mouse is completly restrained in a very uncomfortable way for a long time until it either suffocates on the glue or starves/dies of thirst

      Even the most gruesome classic traps are better, because no matter how mangled the corpse is they still died right away.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they work very well and don't base their design around the feelings of destructive vermin

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy is a fricking baby. Dog food has no taste, it's almost entirely smell because dogs "taste" with their noses. How do I know this? Because I've tried everything I put inside my own dog, that's how. Dog food and treats smell like bacon but taste like flavorless clay.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because I've tried everything I put inside my own dog, that's how
          Do doggays really?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've also tried all my cats' foods over the years too. You're not a real pet owner unless you've tasted the fuel you're putting in your own pet.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I own parrots, I don't need to check.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That anon is right and yet the liberal homosexual pet store employees ask me to leave when I rip open the bag of crickets for my leopard gecko and start shoving them into my mouth to ensure they meet my high standards.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              based
              I've thought about this, I wouldn't do it personally, but I agree with you. I'm adamant that people that use shock collars should use them on themselves first to know what they're inflicting when the click the buttons to shock.
              Same protocol as taser training, really.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm adamant that people that use shock collars should use them on themselves first to know what
                Right there with ya buddy. I would never put a shock collar on my dog because I wouldn't want to be shocked myself.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean by that logic no one should be putting a leash on their food or holding them like a baby or talking in baby talk to them unless you have a fetish for that shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I always defrost 2 mice when I feed my snake, one for him and one for me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe feed your dog food instead of goyslop

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've tried everything from Hill's Science Diet to Beneful to Dog Chow. Dog food has no taste. Maybe don't offer your moronic opinions on things you don't know about, mmkay sweetie?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick are you eating dog food? Get your life together mate

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Feed your dog food, not feed your dog dog-food

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've also tried all my cats' foods over the years too. You're not a real pet owner unless you've tasted the fuel you're putting in your own pet.

          joe?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, sorry.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because I've tried everything I put inside my own dog

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what's so weird about this. You've honestly never eaten a milk bone?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cats and dogs have tastebuds for ATP, we do not. They taste meat in a way that we are incapable of. It's bland to us but wholly flavorful to them. This is why they go apeshit for real meat, even over treats.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hIRaNw5.jpeg

      What’s wrong with these

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flea collars leach insecticide into your cat's skin
        Fancy Feast is overpriced goyslop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what are you supposed to do fleas then, my cat would rather die then take a bath.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Apply flea medicine every 6~ months to the back of your cats neck, usually works pretty well

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know flea and tick medicine works for humans too? The only downside is that it kills your kidneys

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that sounds like a pretty substantial downside

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dawn dish soap. Monthly applications of Frontline. It's not difficult.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guys listen, a goldfish bowl, on wheels, with a control system that measures where the fish is pointing and how strongly he’s swimming, and generates flow in the bowl to keep him stationary relative to the bowl while the bowl moves where he’s pointing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any fish tank that isn't exactly perfect makes fish owners seethe beyond control, lol

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Lg28C5F.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/hIRaNw5.jpeg

      Cats, got it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Catgays will laugh at this until a fricking eagle snatches their cat. Cat collars are found in eagle nests all the time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Joke's on you, my cats are too fat for eagles to snatch.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          maybe the upvote farming redditors were on to something

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            forbidden words to be uttered…

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eagles don't eat cats

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sure about that?

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/c2E1i8m.jpeg

      He cute.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      slimy piece of shit

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does it look like a bearded jak

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you have brain rot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TrxP95y.jpeg

      Haha, I wear these.

      why does it look like a bearded jak

      Oh my god it does.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Furry detected

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Haha, I wear these.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Give me your discord

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like some bdsm gear

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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