ITT I tell you what to call your bitches

God tier dog names:
Sophie, Sarah, Laura, Lea, Leslie, Rosie, Sammy, Maya, Skaya, Mishka, Maple, Lucy, Snow, Anna/Annie/Annabelle, Izzy/Isabelle

Meh tier dog names:
Sandra, Karen, Susan, Crystal, Heather, Juniper, Hope, Sharon, Ruby, Jade, Sasha, Diamond, Garnet, Tracy, Amber, Tina, Amy, Cindy

Shit tier dog names:
Literally any anime reference (sakura, niko, otohime, inari), literally any video game reference (pokemon names especially), dumb names like blacky, muddy, cutesy, muffins, cupcake, cookie, etc

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry chud, but Lucy is now an anime reference

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any Canadians here? My dog is in her heat and I could use some tips.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I call my dog Black personman

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Snoofa

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I named my daschund Tyrone

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I named my dog after the fake chinese words id yell at people on the street while biking to get them to move, where does that fit

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I named my borzoi Bob, is it good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      but all borzoi are good

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what if I name my dog spuglie

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Xenophon...lists the proper names for hounds: Psyche, Pluck, Buckler, Spigot, Lance, Lurcher, Watch, Keeper, Brigade, Fencer, Butcher, Blazer, Prowess, Craftsman, Forester, Counsellor, Spoiler, Hurry, Fury, Growler, Riot, Bloomer, Rome, Blossom, Hebe, Hilary, Jollity, Gazer, Eyebright, Much, Force, Trooper, Bustle, Bubbler, Rockdove, Stubborn, Yelp, Killer, Pele-mele, Strongboy, Sky, Sunbeam, Bodkin, Wistful, Gnome, Tracks, Dash"

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    please don't give your dog a porn star name

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >adopt neutered male dog
      >name it bailey

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I named my dog Alice.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best dog names require the following:
    >Non-Diminutive
    >Name from dog breed’s country of origin (e.g. Poodle = French name)
    >Diminutive Available as Call Name in your native language

    I will name your male Poodle; Barthélémy (French) - Bart (English Diminutive/Call Name)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. Shit autismo names.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I get a dog, I'm thinking about naming it Dilbert. Good or bad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >naming you dog after a human name
    >naming your dog after a pop culture reference
    >naming your dog after another animal
    >naming your dog after a word of a language you dont speak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, what kinda c**t gives their pet a name at all right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if someone gets mad about animals having "human" names it shows insecurity. if you think the last thing separating you from a dog is a stupid name i'm sorry. it must suck to feel like a dog could be a more valued member of society than you.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sally

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Her name is literally "La Creatura"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >naming a dog after a /misc/ meme
      >when cats are the official animal of /misc/
      dogs are /k/ animals. change her name to moist nugget ASAP.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's not that deep

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy hell you need to put that little creature down before it causes problems

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Angelina (Lina)

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what about "Max"?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >My dog's name? Cat, short for Catherine.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Heather
    >Meh tier
    Apologize.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Adorable

      https://i.imgur.com/xKsDqTO.jpg

      >nooo you can't give russian dogs russian names!

      Not so adorable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your dog is boring and stupid and has a boring and stupid name. You should have adopted a collie type dog.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oxana

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >anon gives his dog a loose name
        >recommends they give their dog an even bawdtier name
        Worse than naming your dog Roxy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR HUSKY IS THE CUTEST OH MY GOD I WANT TO MARRY HER

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I call mine Cookie
    I'll let you guess why

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Girl dog names are hard. With boy dogs, you just find any random word and it fits.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What about Cali and Finn? (not named after Adventure Time. Long story short, dog we adopted was supposed to go to Finland)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based names since they’re human but also uncommon

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who tf names their dog after pokeymans? 12 year olds? Chris chan?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eevee gay

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    btw i can't change cornflakes name, he won't come to anything else no matter what. he's cornflakes for life. my next dog is going to be named fred or something i won't inflict cornflakeshood on any more animals.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is rascal a good name?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God Tier:
    inanimate objects like Spoon, Cigarette(Ciggy), Fridge, Xbox

    Top Tier:
    Animals and some plants
    e.g. Mouse, Dog, Broccoli, Pig, Carrot

    Mid Tier:
    Human names
    e.g. Greg, Bob, Charlie, Anderson

    Shit Tier:
    Child like babble
    e.g. Momo, Peppy, Kiko, Ziggy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      animals should always have human names. it's a two pronged approach:

      it reminds shitty humans that an animal is good enough to completely replace them. imagine being the guy named shawn, and then someone has a dog named shawn, like the dog is a better shawn than you. what's shawn gonna do, cry about it? dogs can be shawns too, looks like the bar is higher, "shawn". reality check, b***h!

      it also makes your girlfriend automatically more empathetic with your dog because women have the depth of empathy of a child and don't realize the dog has feelings until you give it an appropriate name for something with feelings. my girlfriend is a complete butthole to my dog named cornflakes because "its just cornflakes", but she treats shawn really well, because women are fricking NPCs. if my name was cornflakes she would probably treat me like shit too. i'm afraid that if cornflakes gets sick she'll be really eager to put him down and might do it behind my back.
      >inb4 break up with her
      she is the third one that has been like this. all women are like this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you sound insufferable but I can't disagree

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I always laugh when women make statements like how they have more empathy than men

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Does she put cornflakes on the milk or milk on the cornflakes?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cornflakes puts the milk in her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >God Tier:
      >inanimate objects like Spoon,
      this guy understands
      >Human names
      most suck, but i'd be cool with a dog named grant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So onahole and Dildo are God tier
      wiener and Pussy are Top Tier
      Momo is both human name and plant so it is top and mid tier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up on a farm with my great uncles when I was a kid, they had a habit of taking home moronic dogs from other farms that would otherwise be put down. They were all a bit different, usually a combination of being blind, deaf, deformed and brain damaged. I remember one of them would walk in circles on the yard lifting its legs above its head with each stride. Since they didn't tend to live very long, they got to re use the same name; 'Twp-dog'. Twp being Welsh for stupid. It was meant in endearment believe it or not.

      Whenever a fricked up lamb or calf was born, it was also known as 'Twp-lamb' or 'Twp-cow' for however long it lived.

      You're spot on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Twp being Welsh for stupid.
        I have also seen tewwuahbcdam.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Carrot and Mouse go hard

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHERFRICKER, I FORGOT

    THE MOST SHIT TIER DOG NAME OF ALL

    "LUNA".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget all the russian/eskimo LARP names people give huskies
      >masha
      >meeshka
      >sascha
      >koda
      >kodiak
      etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you can't give russian dogs russian names!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Stop being a heckin chud

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          someone needs to feed that dog. looks scrawny

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a girl dog, not a boy dog. They’re meant to be scrawny, like asian women.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeva

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Luna is a perfectly serviceable name for any blue eyed dog. Just because it's popular dosen't mean it's bad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SUCK MY DICK YOU FRICKING BLACK BABOON DOG FRICKING Black person
      LUNA IS A GREAT NAME UNLIKE THE CHILD PROSTITUTE NAMES YOU LOVE SO MUCH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Best princess name
      >Bad
      Reevaluate your life

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