God tier dog names:
Sophie, Sarah, Laura, Lea, Leslie, Rosie, Sammy, Maya, Skaya, Mishka, Maple, Lucy, Snow, Anna/Annie/Annabelle, Izzy/Isabelle
Meh tier dog names:
Sandra, Karen, Susan, Crystal, Heather, Juniper, Hope, Sharon, Ruby, Jade, Sasha, Diamond, Garnet, Tracy, Amber, Tina, Amy, Cindy
Shit tier dog names:
Literally any anime reference (sakura, niko, otohime, inari), literally any video game reference (pokemon names especially), dumb names like blacky, muddy, cutesy, muffins, cupcake, cookie, etc
Sorry chud, but Lucy is now an anime reference
Any Canadians here? My dog is in her heat and I could use some tips.
I call my dog moronman
>Snoofa
I named my daschund Tyrone
I named my dog after the fake chinese words id yell at people on the street while biking to get them to move, where does that fit
I named my borzoi Bob, is it good?
yes
but all borzoi are good
what if I name my dog spuglie
"Xenophon...lists the proper names for hounds: Psyche, Pluck, Buckler, Spigot, Lance, Lurcher, Watch, Keeper, Brigade, Fencer, Butcher, Blazer, Prowess, Craftsman, Forester, Counsellor, Spoiler, Hurry, Fury, Growler, Riot, Bloomer, Rome, Blossom, Hebe, Hilary, Jollity, Gazer, Eyebright, Much, Force, Trooper, Bustle, Bubbler, Rockdove, Stubborn, Yelp, Killer, Pele-mele, Strongboy, Sky, Sunbeam, Bodkin, Wistful, Gnome, Tracks, Dash"
please don't give your dog a porn star name
>adopt neutered male dog
>name it bailey
I named my dog Alice.
Best dog names require the following:
>Non-Diminutive
>Name from dog breed’s country of origin (e.g. Poodle = French name)
>Diminutive Available as Call Name in your native language
I will name your male Poodle; Barthélémy (French) - Bart (English Diminutive/Call Name)
No. Shit autismo names.
When I get a dog, I'm thinking about naming it Dilbert. Good or bad?
good
>naming you dog after a human name
>naming your dog after a pop culture reference
>naming your dog after another animal
>naming your dog after a word of a language you dont speak
Yeah, what kinda cunt gives their pet a name at all right?
if someone gets mad about animals having "human" names it shows insecurity. if you think the last thing separating you from a dog is a stupid name i'm sorry. it must suck to feel like a dog could be a more valued member of society than you.
Sally
Her name is literally "La Creatura"
>naming a dog after a 4chan meme
>when cats are the official animal of 4chan
dogs are Wauf animals. change her name to moist nugget ASAP.
it's not that deep
Holy hell you need to put that little creature down before it causes problems
Angelina (Lina)
what about "Max"?
>My dog's name? Cat, short for Catherine.
>Heather
>Meh tier
Apologize.
Adorable
Not so adorable
Your dog is boring and stupid and has a boring and stupid name. You should have adopted a collie type dog.
Oxana
>anon gives his dog a slutty name
>recommends they give their dog an even sluttier name
Worse than naming your dog Roxy.
YOUR HUSKY IS THE CUTEST OH MY GOD I WANT TO MARRY HER
I call mine Cookie
I'll let you guess why
Girl dog names are hard. With boy dogs, you just find any random word and it fits.
What about Cali and Finn? (not named after Adventure Time. Long story short, dog we adopted was supposed to go to Finland)
Based names since they’re human but also uncommon
Who tf names their dog after pokeymans? 12 year olds? Chris chan?
Eevee fag
btw i can't change cornflakes name, he won't come to anything else no matter what. he's cornflakes for life. my next dog is going to be named fred or something i won't inflict cornflakeshood on any more animals.
Is rascal a good name?
God Tier:
inanimate objects like Spoon, Cigarette(Ciggy), Fridge, Xbox
Top Tier:
Animals and some plants
e.g. Mouse, Dog, Broccoli, Pig, Carrot
Mid Tier:
Human names
e.g. Greg, Bob, Charlie, Anderson
Shit Tier:
Child like babble
e.g. Momo, Peppy, Kiko, Ziggy
animals should always have human names. it's a two pronged approach:
it reminds shitty humans that an animal is good enough to completely replace them. imagine being the guy named shawn, and then someone has a dog named shawn, like the dog is a better shawn than you. what's shawn gonna do, cry about it? dogs can be shawns too, looks like the bar is higher, "shawn". reality check, bitch!
it also makes your girlfriend automatically more empathetic with your dog because women have the depth of empathy of a child and don't realize the dog has feelings until you give it an appropriate name for something with feelings. my girlfriend is a complete asshole to my dog named cornflakes because "its just cornflakes", but she treats shawn really well, because women are fucking NPCs. if my name was cornflakes she would probably treat me like shit too. i'm afraid that if cornflakes gets sick she'll be really eager to put him down and might do it behind my back.
>inb4 break up with her
she is the third one that has been like this. all women are like this.
you sound insufferable but I can't disagree
I always laugh when women make statements like how they have more empathy than men
Does she put cornflakes on the milk or milk on the cornflakes?
Cornflakes puts the milk in her.
>God Tier:
>inanimate objects like Spoon,
this guy understands
>Human names
most suck, but i'd be cool with a dog named grant
So Onahole and Dildo are God tier
Cock and Pussy are Top Tier
Momo is both human name and plant so it is top and mid tier
I grew up on a farm with my great uncles when I was a kid, they had a habit of taking home retarded dogs from other farms that would otherwise be put down. They were all a bit different, usually a combination of being blind, deaf, deformed and brain damaged. I remember one of them would walk in circles on the yard lifting its legs above its head with each stride. Since they didn't tend to live very long, they got to re use the same name; 'Twp-dog'. Twp being Welsh for stupid. It was meant in endearment believe it or not.
Whenever a fucked up lamb or calf was born, it was also known as 'Twp-lamb' or 'Twp-cow' for however long it lived.
You're spot on.
>Twp being Welsh for stupid.
I have also seen tewwuahbcdam.
Carrot and Mouse go hard
MOTHERFUCKER, I FORGOT
THE MOST SHIT TIER DOG NAME OF ALL
"LUNA".
Don't forget all the russian/eskimo LARP names people give huskies
>masha
>meeshka
>sascha
>koda
>kodiak
etc.
>nooo you can't give russian dogs russian names!
Yes. Stop being a heckin chud
someone needs to feed that dog. looks scrawny
It’s a girl dog, not a boy dog. They’re meant to be scrawny, like asian women.
>He doesn't know
Yeva
Luna is a perfectly serviceable name for any blue eyed dog. Just because it's popular dosen't mean it's bad.
SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING BLACK BABOON DOG FUCKING moron
LUNA IS A GREAT NAME UNLIKE THE CHILD PROSTITUTE NAMES YOU LOVE SO MUCH
>Best princess name
>Bad
Reevaluate your life