ITT I tell you what to call your bitches

God tier dog names:
Sophie, Sarah, Laura, Lea, Leslie, Rosie, Sammy, Maya, Skaya, Mishka, Maple, Lucy, Snow, Anna/Annie/Annabelle, Izzy/Isabelle

Meh tier dog names:
Sandra, Karen, Susan, Crystal, Heather, Juniper, Hope, Sharon, Ruby, Jade, Sasha, Diamond, Garnet, Tracy, Amber, Tina, Amy, Cindy

Shit tier dog names:
Literally any anime reference (sakura, niko, otohime, inari), literally any video game reference (pokemon names especially), dumb names like blacky, muddy, cutesy, muffins, cupcake, cookie, etc

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry chud, but Lucy is now an anime reference

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Canadians here? My dog is in her heat and I could use some tips.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call my dog moronman

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Snoofa

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named my daschund Tyrone

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named my dog after the fake chinese words id yell at people on the street while biking to get them to move, where does that fit

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named my borzoi Bob, is it good?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      but all borzoi are good

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if I name my dog spuglie

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Xenophon...lists the proper names for hounds: Psyche, Pluck, Buckler, Spigot, Lance, Lurcher, Watch, Keeper, Brigade, Fencer, Butcher, Blazer, Prowess, Craftsman, Forester, Counsellor, Spoiler, Hurry, Fury, Growler, Riot, Bloomer, Rome, Blossom, Hebe, Hilary, Jollity, Gazer, Eyebright, Much, Force, Trooper, Bustle, Bubbler, Rockdove, Stubborn, Yelp, Killer, Pele-mele, Strongboy, Sky, Sunbeam, Bodkin, Wistful, Gnome, Tracks, Dash"

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    please don't give your dog a porn star name

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adopt neutered male dog
      >name it bailey

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named my dog Alice.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best dog names require the following:
    >Non-Diminutive
    >Name from dog breed’s country of origin (e.g. Poodle = French name)
    >Diminutive Available as Call Name in your native language

    I will name your male Poodle; Barthélémy (French) - Bart (English Diminutive/Call Name)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Shit autismo names.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I get a dog, I'm thinking about naming it Dilbert. Good or bad?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >naming you dog after a human name
    >naming your dog after a pop culture reference
    >naming your dog after another animal
    >naming your dog after a word of a language you dont speak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, what kinda cunt gives their pet a name at all right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if someone gets mad about animals having "human" names it shows insecurity. if you think the last thing separating you from a dog is a stupid name i'm sorry. it must suck to feel like a dog could be a more valued member of society than you.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sally

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her name is literally "La Creatura"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >naming a dog after a 4chan meme
      >when cats are the official animal of 4chan
      dogs are Wauf animals. change her name to moist nugget ASAP.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not that deep

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy hell you need to put that little creature down before it causes problems

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angelina (Lina)

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about "Max"?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My dog's name? Cat, short for Catherine.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heather
    >Meh tier
    Apologize.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adorable

      https://i.imgur.com/xKsDqTO.jpg

      >nooo you can't give russian dogs russian names!

      Not so adorable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dog is boring and stupid and has a boring and stupid name. You should have adopted a collie type dog.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oxana

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anon gives his dog a slutty name
        >recommends they give their dog an even sluttier name
        Worse than naming your dog Roxy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR HUSKY IS THE CUTEST OH MY GOD I WANT TO MARRY HER

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call mine Cookie
    I'll let you guess why

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girl dog names are hard. With boy dogs, you just find any random word and it fits.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Cali and Finn? (not named after Adventure Time. Long story short, dog we adopted was supposed to go to Finland)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based names since they’re human but also uncommon

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who tf names their dog after pokeymans? 12 year olds? Chris chan?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eevee fag

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    btw i can't change cornflakes name, he won't come to anything else no matter what. he's cornflakes for life. my next dog is going to be named fred or something i won't inflict cornflakeshood on any more animals.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is rascal a good name?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God Tier:
    inanimate objects like Spoon, Cigarette(Ciggy), Fridge, Xbox

    Top Tier:
    Animals and some plants
    e.g. Mouse, Dog, Broccoli, Pig, Carrot

    Mid Tier:
    Human names
    e.g. Greg, Bob, Charlie, Anderson

    Shit Tier:
    Child like babble
    e.g. Momo, Peppy, Kiko, Ziggy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      animals should always have human names. it's a two pronged approach:

      it reminds shitty humans that an animal is good enough to completely replace them. imagine being the guy named shawn, and then someone has a dog named shawn, like the dog is a better shawn than you. what's shawn gonna do, cry about it? dogs can be shawns too, looks like the bar is higher, "shawn". reality check, bitch!

      it also makes your girlfriend automatically more empathetic with your dog because women have the depth of empathy of a child and don't realize the dog has feelings until you give it an appropriate name for something with feelings. my girlfriend is a complete asshole to my dog named cornflakes because "its just cornflakes", but she treats shawn really well, because women are fucking NPCs. if my name was cornflakes she would probably treat me like shit too. i'm afraid that if cornflakes gets sick she'll be really eager to put him down and might do it behind my back.
      >inb4 break up with her
      she is the third one that has been like this. all women are like this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound insufferable but I can't disagree

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always laugh when women make statements like how they have more empathy than men

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does she put cornflakes on the milk or milk on the cornflakes?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cornflakes puts the milk in her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God Tier:
      >inanimate objects like Spoon,
      this guy understands
      >Human names
      most suck, but i'd be cool with a dog named grant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Onahole and Dildo are God tier
      Cock and Pussy are Top Tier
      Momo is both human name and plant so it is top and mid tier

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up on a farm with my great uncles when I was a kid, they had a habit of taking home retarded dogs from other farms that would otherwise be put down. They were all a bit different, usually a combination of being blind, deaf, deformed and brain damaged. I remember one of them would walk in circles on the yard lifting its legs above its head with each stride. Since they didn't tend to live very long, they got to re use the same name; 'Twp-dog'. Twp being Welsh for stupid. It was meant in endearment believe it or not.

      Whenever a fucked up lamb or calf was born, it was also known as 'Twp-lamb' or 'Twp-cow' for however long it lived.

      You're spot on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Twp being Welsh for stupid.
        I have also seen tewwuahbcdam.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carrot and Mouse go hard

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOTHERFUCKER, I FORGOT

    THE MOST SHIT TIER DOG NAME OF ALL

    "LUNA".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget all the russian/eskimo LARP names people give huskies
      >masha
      >meeshka
      >sascha
      >koda
      >kodiak
      etc.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you can't give russian dogs russian names!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Stop being a heckin chud

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          someone needs to feed that dog. looks scrawny

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a girl dog, not a boy dog. They’re meant to be scrawny, like asian women.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeva

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luna is a perfectly serviceable name for any blue eyed dog. Just because it's popular dosen't mean it's bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING BLACK BABOON DOG FUCKING moron
      LUNA IS A GREAT NAME UNLIKE THE CHILD PROSTITUTE NAMES YOU LOVE SO MUCH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best princess name
      >Bad
      Reevaluate your life

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