ITT: Gone Before 2100

>less than 50 animals total left
>those 50 animals are split between several fragmented populations
>do horribly in captivity
>breed slowly

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he looks sexy

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably won't even make 2040, sadly

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This rhino is fricking ugly
    Save the African ones from greedy Chinamen and Black folk cause those actually look cool as frick

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do horribly in captivity
    Just why? Just relax, eat and frick all day
    Fricking morons they deserve to disappear then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a big animal, that's all you need to know about it.

      Takes a while to reproduce and a lot can go wrong during pregnancy in captivity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sumatran rhinos are pretty small, actually.
        I saw one of these little homies at the zoo a long time ago, like 20 years ago. I'm glad I did. At the time, it seemed like there was a chance to keep them going, but they never took well to captivity and wouldn't breed. It's my understanding that most of the captive population has died off now.
        Saving the Sumatrans was always going to be a long shot. The Javan rhino is even worse off.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >would have gone extinct anyway due to inevitable climate change
    >"OH NO HOW COULD HUMANITY DO SUCH A THING"
    Yawn.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure some squirrels or something will pick up the slack and the biosphere will continue just fine.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get so fricking hard when I hear about Animals going extinct. WE did that. HUMANITY did that. We started off as weak little tree apes who were constantly getting BTFO'd by birds and cats and shit. But now? We own this fricking planet. Animals either submit themselves to us, or they go extinct. Humanity is the ultimate underdog story, and I fricking live it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How original and edgy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's true though and still less edgy than being a "hurrr people are the real monsters" misanthrope.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't misanthropic to care about animals, gayola. Go eat your rhino horn dick pills Chang

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure some squirrels or something will pick up the slack and the biosphere will continue just fine.

      It's true though and still less edgy than being a "hurrr people are the real monsters" misanthrope.

      Why do people on Animals & Nature hate animals so much?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because other threads get sent to this board on occasion, and the people in those threads find a new board they can shit up. Absolutely horrible idea for mods to send Wauf, /misc/, and Wauf threads here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Few years ago a mod sent a thread from Wauf that was about animal torture here.
          Board quality declined immediately.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just like every other board hates what it’s about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When a post actually screams dick issues

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this anon's bloodline will be gone before 2100

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most bloodlines will be gone by 2100. The world population is projected to drop to less than 2 billion.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thank christ for that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well before that. It ends with him. which is a good thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds cool and all until you realize we kill them because some old mans dick doesn't function

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