ITT: autistic or otherwise nicknames you give your pets. Boris(great dane):. >borbeez. >borbus. >dick head

ITT: autistic or otherwise nicknames you give your pets

Boris(great dane):
>borbeez
>borbus
>dick head
>cock sucker
>borbus the enorbus
>shitted ass
>Mr. Boris Karloff
>baby borbie

Luger(rottweiler)
>Lugie
>Moogie
>OOGIE MOOGIE LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
>fatty
>Biggie Smells
>baby grandpa

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gary (cat)
    >gorgeous gary
    >my gorgeous liddle bubby boy
    >the malfunctioning meowing machine
    >stop licking my face when i'm trying to sleep
    >cunt

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maggie gshep+pitbull mix

    Magalina
    Magaline
    Leena
    Beans
    Magaline bean
    Mag
    Maggers
    Magaroosk
    Magabean
    Pupparooskboosk
    Good ol girl

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddie (Ginger Cat)
    Fucking Retard
    Fucking Red Thing
    Red

    Man I would have given Freddie the dumbest fucking meme names if she was a boy though

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cashew (Pug/Ridgeback)
    >Cowshoes
    >Cowdoos
    >Cowdoggie

    Jacks (Boston Terrier/Boxer)
    >Jakes
    >Dishwasher
    >Jacksy
    >Jahnks

    Both
    >Mis Perros Buenos
    >Mis Perrisimos

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaporeon (border collie)
    >fucking
    >fuck
    >god
    >you
    >ugh
    >whosadoggadoggadoggydogdoggyyesyouare

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cats
    Real name
    >Brutus.
    Nicknames
    >Brus
    >Fatty
    >chonky
    And most of all
    >MOVE!

    Real name
    >Shinnosuke or Shin
    Nickname:
    >asshole

    Real name
    >Asha
    Nicknames
    >Brat (seems to recognize this word and replies with an angry short meow each time)
    >floofy
    >Dingleberry (she's a long hair that gets them from time to time.)

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    His names Feo now. Originally I let my nephew name him Blue or Bluey but hes a Hispanic dog and speaks spanish and I think he knows but doesnt care that hes ugly

    Nicknames:
    Rey Feo, when hes being a good boy deserving of king praise
    pinche Feo
    Mi fejito/viejito
    bimbo
    mocoso
    baby grinch dude
    toro when he plays his toro tug game with the blanket

    Girls always call him cutie and it confuses him he knows he ugly.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pete
    The Peter
    The Pete
    Little Pete
    Little Pete boy
    PEEEEEEETO
    My little boy
    Baby Pete
    The baby
    MY BABY
    Fucking idiot
    Fucking retard
    asshole
    Menece

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bael (Chilean Terrier Mix)
    >Bestia
    >Creatura
    >Animal
    >Cosita
    >Bebesito
    >Weon
    >Silly man
    t. Hispanic who loves his dog

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scuba is a funny name to call a pet, but you have to say it like skooooo-baaaah.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boogie
    >Bigglesbee
    >shithead
    >booger
    >scrimp
    >bubby
    >bog
    >bogglesworth
    >scrongle

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apollo
    >brapollo
    >bubby
    >bubber(s)
    >bumberclop
    >bubbernaut
    >piss baby

    Artemis
    >arty
    >sharty
    >shartemis
    >baby gorgeous

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Mimsy" mutt ass cat
    >mims
    >mimult
    >mimulton

    "Bonnie" Australian Shepherd
    >bonnie june
    >bonnert
    >bonathan
    >bj
    >beej
    >lbj
    >beener weiner
    >little b

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both these creatures come when called. Half of them are just nicknames, but when I want them to do something I use their actual names.
      >this is a hard concept for autists to accept

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luna (Collie/Cocker mix)
    >Lu-Lu
    >Luneious
    >Princess
    >Darling
    >Angel
    >Baby
    >Sweetheart

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dawg
    >woofer
    >friend
    >(you)

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doc (Beagle)
    >Dockaroo
    >Doctor
    >Holliday
    >Hound
    >Little Fatty
    >Rascal
    >Rapscallion

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh it's a name not a cutsey little autism meter you can tweak whenever you want. YOU are as bad as the toxo bastards

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY POOCHY

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named my mix mutt bitch Anya.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to see what part of the name my dogs actually listen for. Zoey only hears the z and won't acknowledge you if you call her oey but Bailey only only hears the ail, not the b or ey. So Zoey has become Zo and Bailey I just go "ay" and she comes running.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dog won't acknowledge his own name half the time but he will however with great poignancy, acknowledge the sound of a string cheese being removed from it's wrapper

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was little I called my basset hound Chloe chloums. I don't know why. I miss that dog so goddamned much.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    His name is Kai but we call him
    Kaibo
    Kaibaby
    Bitch boy
    Turkey
    Little monkey man
    Enrico Chavez (He hates this)
    Kaitharowmel
    Baby Kai
    Fat Dog
    Za Weina

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    knottyboy

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call my dog squimbo sometimes.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are confusing your dog, be consistent.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Untrue, dogs can easily learn to come when called by different names.

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