ITT: autistic or otherwise nicknames you give your pets
Boris(great dane):
>borbeez
>borbus
>dick head
>cock sucker
>borbus the enorbus
>shitted ass
>Mr. Boris Karloff
>baby borbie
Luger(rottweiler)
>Lugie
>Moogie
>OOGIE MOOGIE LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
>fatty
>Biggie Smells
>baby grandpa
Gary (cat)
>gorgeous gary
>my gorgeous liddle bubby boy
>the malfunctioning meowing machine
>stop licking my face when i'm trying to sleep
>cunt
>maggie gshep+pitbull mix
Magalina
Magaline
Leena
Beans
Magaline bean
Mag
Maggers
Magaroosk
Magabean
Pupparooskboosk
Good ol girl
Freddie (Ginger Cat)
Fucking Retard
Fucking Red Thing
Red
Man I would have given Freddie the dumbest fucking meme names if she was a boy though
Cashew (Pug/Ridgeback)
>Cowshoes
>Cowdoos
>Cowdoggie
Jacks (Boston Terrier/Boxer)
>Jakes
>Dishwasher
>Jacksy
>Jahnks
Both
>Mis Perros Buenos
>Mis Perrisimos
Vaporeon (border collie)
>fucking
>fuck
>god
>you
>ugh
>whosadoggadoggadoggydogdoggyyesyouare
My cats
Real name
>Brutus.
Nicknames
>Brus
>Fatty
>chonky
And most of all
>MOVE!
Real name
>Shinnosuke or Shin
Nickname:
>asshole
Real name
>Asha
Nicknames
>Brat (seems to recognize this word and replies with an angry short meow each time)
>floofy
>Dingleberry (she's a long hair that gets them from time to time.)
His names Feo now. Originally I let my nephew name him Blue or Bluey but hes a Hispanic dog and speaks spanish and I think he knows but doesnt care that hes ugly
Nicknames:
Rey Feo, when hes being a good boy deserving of king praise
pinche Feo
Mi fejito/viejito
bimbo
mocoso
baby grinch dude
toro when he plays his toro tug game with the blanket
Girls always call him cutie and it confuses him he knows he ugly.
Pete
The Peter
The Pete
Little Pete
Little Pete boy
PEEEEEEETO
My little boy
Baby Pete
The baby
MY BABY
Fucking idiot
Fucking retard
asshole
Menece
Bael (Chilean Terrier Mix)
>Bestia
>Creatura
>Animal
>Cosita
>Bebesito
>Weon
>Silly man
t. Hispanic who loves his dog
Scuba is a funny name to call a pet, but you have to say it like skooooo-baaaah.
Boogie
>Bigglesbee
>shithead
>booger
>scrimp
>bubby
>bog
>bogglesworth
>scrongle
Apollo
>brapollo
>bubby
>bubber(s)
>bumberclop
>bubbernaut
>piss baby
Artemis
>arty
>sharty
>shartemis
>baby gorgeous
"Mimsy" mutt ass cat
>mims
>mimult
>mimulton
"Bonnie" Australian Shepherd
>bonnie june
>bonnert
>bonathan
>bj
>beej
>lbj
>beener weiner
>little b
Both these creatures come when called. Half of them are just nicknames, but when I want them to do something I use their actual names.
>this is a hard concept for autists to accept
Luna (Collie/Cocker mix)
>Lu-Lu
>Luneious
>Princess
>Darling
>Angel
>Baby
>Sweetheart
>dawg
>woofer
>friend
>(you)
Doc (Beagle)
>Dockaroo
>Doctor
>Holliday
>Hound
>Little Fatty
>Rascal
>Rapscallion
bruh it's a name not a cutsey little autism meter you can tweak whenever you want. YOU are as bad as the toxo bastards
HEY POOCHY
I named my mix mutt bitch Anya.
I like to see what part of the name my dogs actually listen for. Zoey only hears the z and won't acknowledge you if you call her oey but Bailey only only hears the ail, not the b or ey. So Zoey has become Zo and Bailey I just go "ay" and she comes running.
My dog won't acknowledge his own name half the time but he will however with great poignancy, acknowledge the sound of a string cheese being removed from it's wrapper
When I was little I called my basset hound Chloe chloums. I don't know why. I miss that dog so goddamned much.
His name is Kai but we call him
Kaibo
Kaibaby
Bitch boy
Turkey
Little monkey man
Enrico Chavez (He hates this)
Kaitharowmel
Baby Kai
Fat Dog
Za Weina
knottyboy
I call my dog squimbo sometimes.
You are confusing your dog, be consistent.
Untrue, dogs can easily learn to come when called by different names.