ITT: animals that would probably taste amazing

ITT: animals that would probably taste amazing

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Nigel.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whale meat is more tender than beef, tastes better than beef, and melts in your mouth

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a deformed fatso

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It lives a smug life

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they tasted amazing then South Americans would hunt and eat them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People here do hunt and eat them, but mostly just people that live in rural areas.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't taste like chicken – they taste like pork. Capybara are native to South America, where the meat is considered a delicacy.
      >Salt-cured capybara is consumed during Lent in Venezuela, where the popularity of the dish prompted the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where the popularity of the dish prompted the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.
        top kek what the fuck

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.
          Fucking idiots.

          in Poland during the Middle Ages, the Church declared that beaver tail is not meat. I mean, it's even covered in scales, it's obviously fish.
          never underestimate the mental gymnastics people will go to in order to break the precepts of their religion.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >covered in scales, it's obviously fish
            scales denote serpent, which was before fish.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.
        Fucking idiots.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lives in water
          >Cladistically descendant from fish
          What's the problem? Looks like a fish to me.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're just butthurt you can't eat your favourite food during lent

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm, tastes like pork. Wasn’t anything special, bacon is better. People make a big deal in restaurants because it is something they are not used to but if it wasn’t labeled as capybara people wouldn’t care enough to justify the trouble of getting the meat for commercial use.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bacon is better.
          alright, but how do capys taste when they're cured and smoked then?

          >They don't taste like chicken – they taste like pork. Capybara are native to South America, where the meat is considered a delicacy.
          >Salt-cured capybara is consumed during Lent in Venezuela, where the popularity of the dish prompted the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.

          >mfw

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess altar boy's arseholes are probably considered fish too then

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would it taste of?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        like dog with a fine bamboo aroma

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slip one of the staff a few hundred yuan and you can find out.

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