ITT: animals that would probably taste amazing Posted on July 27, 2022 by Anonymous ITT: animals that would probably taste amazing
>whale meat is more tender than beef, tastes better than beef, and melts in your mouth
What a deformed fatso
It lives a smug life
If they tasted amazing then South Americans would hunt and eat them.
People here do hunt and eat them, but mostly just people that live in rural areas.
>They don't taste like chicken – they taste like pork. Capybara are native to South America, where the meat is considered a delicacy.
>Salt-cured capybara is consumed during Lent in Venezuela, where the popularity of the dish prompted the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.
>where the popularity of the dish prompted the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.
top kek what the fuck
in Poland during the Middle Ages, the Church declared that beaver tail is not meat. I mean, it's even covered in scales, it's obviously fish.
never underestimate the mental gymnastics people will go to in order to break the precepts of their religion.
>covered in scales, it's obviously fish
scales denote serpent, which was before fish.
>the Vatican to declare that capybara isn't meat but fish.
>Lives in water
>Cladistically descendant from fish
What's the problem? Looks like a fish to me.
You're just butthurt you can't eat your favourite food during lent
Can confirm, tastes like pork. Wasn’t anything special, bacon is better. People make a big deal in restaurants because it is something they are not used to but if it wasn’t labeled as capybara people wouldn’t care enough to justify the trouble of getting the meat for commercial use.
>bacon is better.
alright, but how do capys taste when they're cured and smoked then?
I guess altar boy's arseholes are probably considered fish too then
What would it taste of?
like dog with a fine bamboo aroma
Slip one of the staff a few hundred yuan and you can find out.