Going off of the distribution of furries, Silesia, the Netherlands, Flanders and the Sudetenland are still culturally German.
Weird Absence of them in West Pomerania though.
Checked.
Surprised to see only one island in the Caribeeans (Guadeloupe, if i'm not mistaken ?) has native racoons ? Were they extirpated on other islands ? How the fuck do you extirpate racoons ?
>in between america/canada
How small do you think Canada is?
That's Alberta, a Canadian province.
Is southern border is the us border.
There's no rats because anytime a rat is detected the local government literally quarantines the area.
Having lived there there's plenty of mice though.
Read "Being a beast".
Foxes are successful, but those that lives in urban environment live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their hearing is so fine a car hitting a bump 200 meter away is like an artillery barrage to us.
They succeed by being intelligent and out breeding their death rate.
>Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs.
and they regularly live over 12 in captivity, poor fochs
rats can't survive traveling into Alberta from 3 directions due to the Rockies, Badlands and general inhospitable boreal forest, which means the only direction they could migrate from is the east, ie. traveling across the entire continent. By the time that happened, the provincial government realized they were in a position to just straight up prevent rats establishing a permanent population, so they did
also i agree that dogs and cats are highly succesfull, not only are there a lot of them, they evolved into a position that they get feeded and sheltered by another race.
Read "Being a beast".
Foxes are successful, but those that lives in urban environment live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their hearing is so fine a car hitting a bump 200 meter away is like an artillery barrage to us.
They succeed by being intelligent and out breeding their death rate.
>Prehistoric humans were successful, but those that lived in natural environments live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a “hunter-gatherer” was less than 25 years old, and there hasn't been a single fossil of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their biological adoptions and absolute lack of natural weaponry made prehistoric humans extremely vulnerable to predation (even by mesopredators like foxes). They succeed by having livestock-like intelligence and sexual adoptions for out breeding their death rate.
>Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs.
and they regularly live over 12 in captivity, poor fochs
is also right, it's a sad state of affair for a beautiful, intelligent mammal to find itself stuck in.
Iirc, if you are in London and see a fox, there is a solid 50% chance it's dead within 6 months. That's no life for a cute foxerino, if you ask me.
Pic unrelated.
They didn't though. Even if you take the most extreme life expectancy at birth it has nothing to do with the longevity and health of people that grow into adults. Prehistoric humans were taller and healthier than agricultural humans and regularly hunted fauna much larger them including predators as an initiation rite, remnants of which persisted into recent times if you read about bear ceremonialism in the northern hemisphere.
How can that have a 100% success rate? If there are no rats, people stop using poison and traps. If they stop using poison and traps, rats can come back.
Alberta invests A LOT into pest control. If you report a rat sighting you will have pest control guys at your location within. Insane fines for trying to introduce them into the province, too.
you can have only sex that corresponds to current culture, current moral, current religion. only leaders of the world can have sex with any exotic species, not you.
by being adaptable, not needing forests/wilderness to live in, and not being dangerous enough to humans and livestock to warrant extirpation
wolves had a similar distribution before we came along
It gets me excited if anything but the idea that wolves are gonna solve our overpopulation while also putting up more hoops for us hunter to jump through is retarded. Hopefully we get to shoot the grays soon.
>"what do you mean I can't just own cattle and let it live until it's fat enough ? I have to watch over it and sleep with the grazing herd in the summer ? >REEEEEEEE DEATH TO ALL WILD BEASTS >"Do you realize how much work it is to own 5 sheepdogs ?
Way too relatable. The worst thing is, for 100 years they kept asking to be as respected as their forefathers for a 1/15th of the workload and risk, and now they whine despite having cardiometer collars that tell them when and where a beast is attacked
>Outlives dinosaurs
> More numerous than wasp, cousins
>Only other contenders are horseshoe crabs and crocodiles
Frick, forgot pic
>everything will be crab one day
Snibbety snap, motherfucker
>talk about evolution
>rebuttal is manmade device after the industrial revolution
you think you won?
>DOOD EVERYTHING KEEPS EVOLVING INTO CRABS LITERALLY EVERYTING CRABS WHAAAT
>literally all aquatic crustaceans
sick of this meme
>colors used on map looks like a bunch of grapes on a vine
intentional? or pareidolia?
do you like ants? do you have an ant farm?
>that one country in africa that has 0 species
what's their secret?
what about turtles
nine banded armadillo chads rise up
Map is a bit outdated. They've expanded, and I frequently see them in the Nashville area.
I wish them good luck
Osprey is one (1) species
For some reason I thought that was a type of lamprey kek
rats leave the sinking ship, starting in Alberta
why are they so much more successful than every other fox species?
why THE FUCK are there raccoons in the fucking caucasus
Fuck you.
they're cute
USSR fur farms. Same deal with raccoon dogs. And a myriad of other animals.
Because of those digits
>The distribution of raccoons in europe almost exactly follows the borders of Germany, including the provinces of Elsace and Lothringen
coincidence?
Going off of the distribution of furries, Silesia, the Netherlands, Flanders and the Sudetenland are still culturally German.
Weird Absence of them in West Pomerania though.
expected 9/11 there
Checked.
Surprised to see only one island in the Caribeeans (Guadeloupe, if i'm not mistaken ?) has native racoons ? Were they extirpated on other islands ? How the fuck do you extirpate racoons ?
>How the fuck do you extirpate coons ?
lynching
Alright, I've seen the reason why I'm being retarded. That's only one species.
But alas, that's only the case because we were massive rat spreaders across the globe just recently.
>in between america/canada
How small do you think Canada is?
That's Alberta, a Canadian province.
Is southern border is the us border.
There's no rats because anytime a rat is detected the local government literally quarantines the area.
Having lived there there's plenty of mice though.
Read "Being a beast".
Foxes are successful, but those that lives in urban environment live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their hearing is so fine a car hitting a bump 200 meter away is like an artillery barrage to us.
They succeed by being intelligent and out breeding their death rate.
>Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs.
and they regularly live over 12 in captivity, poor fochs
Sup
Snakes
Bullshit map there's plenty of snakes in BC
>no snakes in Ireland
What species could we introduce to spite st. Patrick
Vipera berus and Natrix natrix.
The basic bitches of European snakes, you can do better
Undisputable vertebrate kings of all (but one) habitats conquering. Snakebros we stay winning.
Flying doesn't count and my long boys conquered the air too, bitch.
potatoes
>3900 different species
Doesn't count. Pic related shows bat distribution (also doesn't count)
Same for you
> sea snakes
There are no sea snakes in the Atlantoc Ocean?
Wait, there are sea snakes living in the actual open ocean? What do they do there?
float around, eat fish, visit an island now and then
We've already lost.
>spiders in Greenland
Arachnid-sama, I fucking kneel.
rats can't survive traveling into Alberta from 3 directions due to the Rockies, Badlands and general inhospitable boreal forest, which means the only direction they could migrate from is the east, ie. traveling across the entire continent. By the time that happened, the provincial government realized they were in a position to just straight up prevent rats establishing a permanent population, so they did
that is cool,
also i agree that dogs and cats are highly succesfull, not only are there a lot of them, they evolved into a position that they get feeded and sheltered by another race.
*invades your place*
Make yourself comfortable.
Enjoy your stay little buddy.
shit sup little homie let me get you snack
Sure would be nice if there wasn't a big shark head covering a third of the image.
It's a female shark.
>the sea
WAOW! so epic!
>Only 3000 left
wtf never going to spain
The primate, Homo Sapiens. Present on every part of every continent, in the ocean, in the sky, in space, they have been recorded as far as the Moon.
Doomed species
But humans are exclusive to northern and central Europe?
>Prehistoric humans were successful, but those that lived in natural environments live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a “hunter-gatherer” was less than 25 years old, and there hasn't been a single fossil of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their biological adoptions and absolute lack of natural weaponry made prehistoric humans extremely vulnerable to predation (even by mesopredators like foxes). They succeed by having livestock-like intelligence and sexual adoptions for out breeding their death rate.
This ain't wrong, but considering
is also right, it's a sad state of affair for a beautiful, intelligent mammal to find itself stuck in.
Iirc, if you are in London and see a fox, there is a solid 50% chance it's dead within 6 months. That's no life for a cute foxerino, if you ask me.
Pic unrelated.
They didn't though. Even if you take the most extreme life expectancy at birth it has nothing to do with the longevity and health of people that grow into adults. Prehistoric humans were taller and healthier than agricultural humans and regularly hunted fauna much larger them including predators as an initiation rite, remnants of which persisted into recent times if you read about bear ceremonialism in the northern hemisphere.
Yes, but they have been known to be easily distracted by laether balls, to the point that they become oblivious to everything else for a moment.
don't they also live in antartica?
How can that have a 100% success rate? If there are no rats, people stop using poison and traps. If they stop using poison and traps, rats can come back.
Alberta invests A LOT into pest control. If you report a rat sighting you will have pest control guys at your location within. Insane fines for trying to introduce them into the province, too.
>100% success rate
They are rare but you still see them rarely on farms. It will never be completely successful.
alberta is full of shit thats how
There is also a very small blue dot in china.
that's a lake lad
explain the lakes in tibet
too small to show on the map i guess
those have rats in them
Guess they already went through all the delicious bats there
in reality it is planet of ~500 homo sapies leaders of planet, and you are just a clerk which for work them through a lot of abstraction tiers
>work
lol. lmao even.
middle man does not have bitcoins, ofc bitcoin owners are hosts of the worlds, too, but not NEET.
Yeah humans have a caste system and we’re the drones. Could be worse, at least we can have sex
you can have only sex that corresponds to current culture, current moral, current religion. only leaders of the world can have sex with any exotic species, not you.
Good thing I don't want to rape animals, gay.+
good for you, because you are just a unit in the system, moralgay.
reddit
Tiny animals are almost always successful
Explains asians, I guess.
wtf how are they doing it
by being adaptable, not needing forests/wilderness to live in, and not being dangerous enough to humans and livestock to warrant extirpation
wolves had a similar distribution before we came along
tbh grey wolves are coming back slowly which gets the hunters and farmers in my region really on edge
>won't anybody think of the sheep!
It gets me excited if anything but the idea that wolves are gonna solve our overpopulation while also putting up more hoops for us hunter to jump through is retarded. Hopefully we get to shoot the grays soon.
>"what do you mean I can't just own cattle and let it live until it's fat enough ? I have to watch over it and sleep with the grazing herd in the summer ? >REEEEEEEE DEATH TO ALL WILD BEASTS
>"Do you realize how much work it is to own 5 sheepdogs ?
Way too relatable. The worst thing is, for 100 years they kept asking to be as respected as their forefathers for a 1/15th of the workload and risk, and now they whine despite having cardiometer collars that tell them when and where a beast is attacked
Why are they so smug bros?
They know something you don't.
What? What do they know??
they know that human women just cant compete
Well yeah I already knew that. Just look at them
How come monkeys are so fucking ugly?
We just don't know
God I wish I was a fox
Man I wish foxes were larger...
by how much?
Like gsd/husky size.
They just know
Based Alberta
>that blue spot
what did rats mean by this
CAW CAW CAW