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Successful Animals

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Outlives dinosaurs
    > More numerous than wasp, cousins
    >Only other contenders are horseshoe crabs and crocodiles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, forgot pic

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everything will be crab one day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snibbety snap, motherfucker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >talk about evolution
        >rebuttal is manmade device after the industrial revolution
        you think you won?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DOOD EVERYTHING KEEPS EVOLVING INTO CRABS LITERALLY EVERYTING CRABS WHAAAT
      >literally all aquatic crustaceans

      sick of this meme

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >colors used on map looks like a bunch of grapes on a vine
    intentional? or pareidolia?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you like ants? do you have an ant farm?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that one country in africa that has 0 species
      what's their secret?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about turtles

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nine banded armadillo chads rise up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Map is a bit outdated. They've expanded, and I frequently see them in the Nashville area.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish them good luck

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Osprey is one (1) species

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason I thought that was a type of lamprey kek

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rats leave the sinking ship, starting in Alberta

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are they so much more successful than every other fox species?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why THE FUCK are there raccoons in the fucking caucasus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      USSR fur farms. Same deal with raccoon dogs. And a myriad of other animals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of those digits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The distribution of raccoons in europe almost exactly follows the borders of Germany, including the provinces of Elsace and Lothringen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        coincidence?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Going off of the distribution of furries, Silesia, the Netherlands, Flanders and the Sudetenland are still culturally German.
          Weird Absence of them in West Pomerania though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        expected 9/11 there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.
      Surprised to see only one island in the Caribeeans (Guadeloupe, if i'm not mistaken ?) has native racoons ? Were they extirpated on other islands ? How the fuck do you extirpate racoons ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How the fuck do you extirpate coons ?
        lynching

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Alright, I've seen the reason why I'm being retarded. That's only one species.

    But alas, that's only the case because we were massive rat spreaders across the globe just recently.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >in between america/canada
    How small do you think Canada is?
    That's Alberta, a Canadian province.
    Is southern border is the us border.
    There's no rats because anytime a rat is detected the local government literally quarantines the area.
    Having lived there there's plenty of mice though.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read "Being a beast".
    Foxes are successful, but those that lives in urban environment live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their hearing is so fine a car hitting a bump 200 meter away is like an artillery barrage to us.
    They succeed by being intelligent and out breeding their death rate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs.
      and they regularly live over 12 in captivity, poor fochs

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snakes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit map there's plenty of snakes in BC

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no snakes in Ireland
        What species could we introduce to spite st. Patrick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vipera berus and Natrix natrix.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The basic bitches of European snakes, you can do better

            https://i.imgur.com/eALX7Og.png

            Snakes

            Undisputable vertebrate kings of all (but one) habitats conquering. Snakebros we stay winning.

            https://i.imgur.com/FsT9wjZ.png

            >3900 different species
            Doesn't count. Pic related shows bat distribution (also doesn't count)
            [...]
            Same for you

            Flying doesn't count and my long boys conquered the air too, bitch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          potatoes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3900 different species
        Doesn't count. Pic related shows bat distribution (also doesn't count)

        https://i.imgur.com/8HrNqel.png

        [...]
        Sup

        Same for you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > sea snakes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are no sea snakes in the Atlantoc Ocean?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, there are sea snakes living in the actual open ocean? What do they do there?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          float around, eat fish, visit an island now and then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've already lost.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spiders in Greenland
      Arachnid-sama, I fucking kneel.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >that blue spot
    what did rats mean by this

    rats can't survive traveling into Alberta from 3 directions due to the Rockies, Badlands and general inhospitable boreal forest, which means the only direction they could migrate from is the east, ie. traveling across the entire continent. By the time that happened, the provincial government realized they were in a position to just straight up prevent rats establishing a permanent population, so they did

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is cool,

      also i agree that dogs and cats are highly succesfull, not only are there a lot of them, they evolved into a position that they get feeded and sheltered by another race.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *invades your place*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make yourself comfortable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your stay little buddy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit sup little homie let me get you snack

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure would be nice if there wasn't a big shark head covering a third of the image.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a female shark.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the sea
      WAOW! so epic!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only 3000 left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf never going to spain

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The primate, Homo Sapiens. Present on every part of every continent, in the ocean, in the sky, in space, they have been recorded as far as the Moon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomed species

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But humans are exclusive to northern and central Europe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read "Being a beast".
      Foxes are successful, but those that lives in urban environment live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their hearing is so fine a car hitting a bump 200 meter away is like an artillery barrage to us.
      They succeed by being intelligent and out breeding their death rate.

      >Prehistoric humans were successful, but those that lived in natural environments live the worst hellish lives imaginable. Expected life span for a “hunter-gatherer” was less than 25 years old, and there hasn't been a single fossil of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs. Their biological adoptions and absolute lack of natural weaponry made prehistoric humans extremely vulnerable to predation (even by mesopredators like foxes). They succeed by having livestock-like intelligence and sexual adoptions for out breeding their death rate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This ain't wrong, but considering

        https://i.imgur.com/xAgfJKK.gif

        >Expected life span for a London fox is less than 3 years old, and there hasn't been a single autopsy of one that didnt reveal multiple fractures and bone breaks and usually all legs.
        and they regularly live over 12 in captivity, poor fochs

        is also right, it's a sad state of affair for a beautiful, intelligent mammal to find itself stuck in.
        Iirc, if you are in London and see a fox, there is a solid 50% chance it's dead within 6 months. That's no life for a cute foxerino, if you ask me.
        Pic unrelated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't though. Even if you take the most extreme life expectancy at birth it has nothing to do with the longevity and health of people that grow into adults. Prehistoric humans were taller and healthier than agricultural humans and regularly hunted fauna much larger them including predators as an initiation rite, remnants of which persisted into recent times if you read about bear ceremonialism in the northern hemisphere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but they have been known to be easily distracted by laether balls, to the point that they become oblivious to everything else for a moment.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't they also live in antartica?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How can that have a 100% success rate? If there are no rats, people stop using poison and traps. If they stop using poison and traps, rats can come back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alberta invests A LOT into pest control. If you report a rat sighting you will have pest control guys at your location within. Insane fines for trying to introduce them into the province, too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100% success rate
      They are rare but you still see them rarely on farms. It will never be completely successful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      alberta is full of shit thats how

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There is also a very small blue dot in china.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a lake lad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        explain the lakes in tibet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          too small to show on the map i guess

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          those have rats in them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess they already went through all the delicious bats there

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in reality it is planet of ~500 homo sapies leaders of planet, and you are just a clerk which for work them through a lot of abstraction tiers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >work
        lol. lmao even.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          middle man does not have bitcoins, ofc bitcoin owners are hosts of the worlds, too, but not NEET.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah humans have a caste system and we’re the drones. Could be worse, at least we can have sex

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can have only sex that corresponds to current culture, current moral, current religion. only leaders of the world can have sex with any exotic species, not you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good thing I don't want to rape animals, gay.+

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              good for you, because you are just a unit in the system, moralgay.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              reddit

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny animals are almost always successful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explains asians, I guess.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf how are they doing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      by being adaptable, not needing forests/wilderness to live in, and not being dangerous enough to humans and livestock to warrant extirpation
      wolves had a similar distribution before we came along

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh grey wolves are coming back slowly which gets the hunters and farmers in my region really on edge
        >won't anybody think of the sheep!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It gets me excited if anything but the idea that wolves are gonna solve our overpopulation while also putting up more hoops for us hunter to jump through is retarded. Hopefully we get to shoot the grays soon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"what do you mean I can't just own cattle and let it live until it's fat enough ? I have to watch over it and sleep with the grazing herd in the summer ? >REEEEEEEE DEATH TO ALL WILD BEASTS
          >"Do you realize how much work it is to own 5 sheepdogs ?

          Way too relatable. The worst thing is, for 100 years they kept asking to be as respected as their forefathers for a 1/15th of the workload and risk, and now they whine despite having cardiometer collars that tell them when and where a beast is attacked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they so smug bros?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They know something you don't.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? What do they know??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They know something you don't.

        What? What do they know??

        they know that human women just cant compete

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah I already knew that. Just look at them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How come monkeys are so fucking ugly?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              We just don't know
              God I wish I was a fox

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man I wish foxes were larger...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                by how much?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like gsd/husky size.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based Alberta

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that blue spot
    what did rats mean by this

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAW CAW CAW

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