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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This but with Pakistanis instead of hippos and Britain instead of Columbia

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What animals would you buy with the money from your drug empire?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the ones extinct in the wild.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deport
    those hippos are more colombian than most of their juden politicians

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is gonna be funny when
    >turns out the hippos were actually enriching the ecosystem
    >its gonna turn into a sterile shithole again
    >woops uh.. can we have more of them hippos africa please?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      before some moron asks how they enrich the ecosystem:

      ?t=17

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't show this to moronic greenlobbysts or they'll want to genocide our hippobros

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic greenlobbysts
          As opposed to sane greenlobbysts?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they basically ruin the water for anything that isn't a hippo or a hippo's ass bacteria

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well no shit, though it's hilariously inept they took this long to decide. They're not going to get them all, I think. If four turned into several dozen in this short of a span, with access to literally the entire amazon, and no predators... Hippos exist in the Amazon now. Probably not enough to frick with the ecosystem if there's a shoot on sight order, but there are literally uncontacted tribal groups still living in chunks of the Amazon, you think the governments of South America will be able to find and kill all these hippos?

    Nah.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not ineptitude they didnt kill them already, its animal rights activists, because the foreign dangerous animal needs protection, killing them is extremely cheap and produces a lot of money for the government, people would love to hunt them and would pay you to do so, but catching and castrating is the worst option because thats really expensive and they couldnt kick the can down the road anymore

      this is gonna be funny when
      >turns out the hippos were actually enriching the ecosystem
      >its gonna turn into a sterile shithole again
      >woops uh.. can we have more of them hippos africa please?

      no, theyre actually harmful to the environment because they cause deadly algae blooms

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always feel a little bad when foreign species get exterminated. They were up against all odds, carved their way into a completely alien ecosystem, and then people just decide to kill them all.
        Like that one homosexual in California who made it his life mission to exterminate Italian wall lizards from one specific neighborhood. Just leave them alone holy shit.

        Don't they basically ruin the water for anything that isn't a hippo or a hippo's ass bacteria

        >muh algae blooms
        Still no actual proof of that, that's all just fear mongering. Hippos probably do more good than bad with their grazing + creating pathways through underwater vegetation. I hate you "muh environment" gays who don't realize our current ecosystems are nothing like they used to be because humans killed off all the megafauna.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys these animals shouldn't be allowed to reach the amazonian river, otherwise it become impossible to get them out of there. They would destroy important ecosystems.

          They should just kill them all.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            kys you shouldn't be allowed to reach a vegana, otherwise it become impossible to get your moronation out of the genepool

            Oh wait haha

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stay fricking mad you wanabe eco terrorist. Those hippos aren't staying, you can decide to stay mad as much as you want, I don't give a frick.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't get too ahead of yourself

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          algae blooms are never a good thing, because its a sign that the environment is out of order, you fricking moron

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now if only we could eliminate the other invasive species infesting Columbia.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And other places

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. South America already has animals filling the niche these hippos do, they're called manatees.
    Hippos cause tio much destruction to their habitat.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to know how they intend to cut off a hippo's balls without killing it first.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chemically. You can't sedate them because like horses if they lie down for a second they instantly die. That's why it's hippophobia for fear of horses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >horses or hippos
        >if they lie down for a second they instantly die
        People are fricking moronic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, its because hippo means horse, like hippocampus(sea horse) and hippogriff(bird horse)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hippocampus(sea horse)
          Horse fish* (or more accurately, sea creature)

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why sterilize abd deport them only to kill them?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some will get sterilized, others deported, and some killed.
      Meaning there will be a handful of hibbos left in Columbia but they'll die out in one final generation.
      Unless
      Of course
      Life finds a way

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was getting sterilized and deported part of your master plan?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're doing the cat trap and neuter program on hippos.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No species is invasive, we're all part of planet Earth

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