It has become too socially acceptable to bring dogs into stores.

It has become too socially acceptable to bring dogs into stores.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are animals

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hyper smart animals that build stores. The day a dog builds a store he gets to decides who gets in.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some stupid twat tried to bring their bichon frise into the museum I work in the other day,claiming it was a service dog. It was not a service dog. They had the vest and a little card and all that shit but it so obviously was not a service dog.

    I understand why there are currently no laws requiring real service dogs to register or go through a behavioural test to determine their service-doggyness. But surely the plague of fake service dogs has to be mitigated somehow??? It's getting fricking ridiculous.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      because of airlines. airlines force medium and large dogs to fly in the cargo hold. you can't buy them seats no matter how well behaved they are. and if they die or are traumatized the israeliteline takes 0 responsibility for it.

      despite this i still have to breath in prostitutes stinking perfume plus american body odor and listen to screaming monkey children. guess they gotta cater to the muslims who are afraid that a false saying about a false prophet in their false faith is proof that angels won't enter a plane with a dog on it (or is it only black dogs? ask satan, it's his religion).

      so "service dog" is being used to mean "my dog can get through a 3 hour flight if they're standing still next to me"

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizophrenic ramblings.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It only sounds schizophrenic to you because you haven't spent any time traveling so all of this sounds like someone talking about religious facilities in india and complaining about the dress codes and some kind of monks you've never heard of. It's all a world away from you.

          I have to fly at least monthly for my job and deal with international individuals and sometimes, even their culture. After a while this wears on you, especially if you ever ask why something is the way it is instead of assuming people have the best intentions, and you develop a hated for certain people, places, and things.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously let me tell you this story
            >Flying out of london
            >Jet lagged to death
            >Dealt with the biggest idiots on earth
            >Every group interaction was subtly tainted with mutual and aggressive "banter" over accents and nationality (they started it, few people could resist joining it)
            >Time to get onto plane
            >here's a commotion
            >some fat irish or smth woman is arguing about her currently barking retriever-bulldog creature being a service dog
            >ten feet from her, arguing with her and airline staff, is the worlds most stereotypical muslim man, shouting about it stinking (given its breed it probably does) and cursing the plane, saying he is being religiously discriminated against
            >every other muslim is like this with dogs and when they are they make a strong point about it, it's something about their 63 religious schisms prophecy, there is no "one islam" fyi
            >eventually staff work it out
            >by stripping me in particular of my window seat so the muslim can be very far away from the dog
            >have to barter with random people to get a window seat back
            >right next to the c**t and her "service dog"
            >this dog really does stink
            >it's not its breath, it's the dog
            >it's not her but maybe some of it is
            >tell lady her dog needs a bath
            >she doesn't smell anything
            >tell her i have relatives with dogs and theirs don't smell
            >she says i'm lying
            >show her photos of relatives dogs
            >she says we're stupid people for adopting purebreds and starts talking about all the sweet dogs in pounds
            >This was made to be greentexted holy shit be less stereotypical
            >lie, say they were all rescues from a puppy mill, shut it down
            >tell her i know that's not a service dog and ask her why she lied
            >she says she didn't
            >press issue
            >she says the airline flies dogs in cargo holds and she's moving from scotland to the US
            >ok, everyone here is clearly fricking stupid.
            >i hate people
            >segue out of the convo
            >spend the rest of the flight smelling my sleeve and not talking to her

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have dog particles on my food than mutt shart particles. At least dogs clean their buttholes.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I go to the store, I take my chihuahua mix with me and carry him inside. Nobody says anything and I've even gotten compliments about him.
    Small dogs fly under management's radar

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been seeing dogs at dimly lit bars and clubs that youd never seen dogs at. I mean if you need a service dog for ptsd/anxiety/seizures I get it but then why are you at the crowded club with lazer lights, horror movies, and loud music are you testing the dog? Planning to get fricked up and see if Hero can dial 911?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're pussy attracting, muslim mass shooter repelling magic talismans and unironically cleaner and safer to interact with than most people who go to clubs

      bringing your dog to a bar is a pretty old tradition

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol the girls think its weird bro they went out to dance

        If they see your dog is your only wingman thats pathetic. Youre not at a dog park where it makes sense to find girls looking to meet dudes with dogs as their unironic best friend.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >another shitty week at the office
          >call the boys and tell them we gonna dance it out
          >get to local bar for pregame drinks
          >grampa brought Bernie the 27 year old blind wienerer spaniel with hip dysplasia
          >ok i guess not like old boy's got anyone else in the world
          >bernies favorite place to pretend to be dead is dead middle in the floor
          >bernie doesn't like if the conversation gets too rowdy
          >bernie gets upset if people try to play darts or pool
          >bernie needs help from the waitresses to get in or out of his owner's giant truck
          >bernie frequently has accidents because age and hip dysplasia
          >waitresses have to clean it because owner has age and hearing dysplasia
          >say goodbye to Bernie and bar grampa, can't give bernie any treats because going off his special diet may kill him
          >maybe the next place will be less depressing
          >hit the club
          >some fricking townie brought their untrained german shephard to the club again
          >dog is constantly getting kicked, stepped on and tripped over
          >clearly stressed out and not enjoying the environment at all
          >owner is constantly asking where the dog is or looking around trying to keep the dog in his field of view
          >someone politely suggests to take the dog home
          >owner gets upset and starts a loud argument
          Guys your dog is special to you and no one else, keep them in contexts they belong in please

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I spent about 2 seconds skimming over this and figured you looked about like this while you typed that autism novel out

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your bloviating post about how much you hate them gosh golly darn city slickers was five times as long you dumb frick

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Guys your dog is special to you and no one else, keep them in contexts they belong in please
            I don't get why its often bad dog owners that dont get this. I have a dog. My dog is a great dog, I have him well trained. Still find it cringe that weirdos bring their dog everywhere a dog doesn't belong for no reason and that dumb untrained mutt wants to jump towards me cause I have a dog and like a dumbass didnt bring it to meet your personal bestie in the middle of furniture shopping.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only well behaved service dogs with a vest are allowed in stores so these bait posts are nonsensical.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not where I live. I think the pretense for it is "emotional support animals".

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will bring my dog in the grocery store.
    I will let him lick the produce.
    I will ignore when he pisses on the floor.
    I will insist he was only playing if he draws blood from a pussy rat dog.
    I will allow him to jump on the person in a wheelchair at checkout.
    I will let him off leash in the parking lot.
    I will start a screaming fight leading to a physical altercation if anyone says anything.
    Not my problem.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you my dog is better behaved in stores than most people, I bring my dog to cafes and he sits and lays at my feet when I tell him to until we're ready to leave

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd rather be in a store with 100 dogs than in one with a single screaming baby

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always grossed out when I see a baby sitting in a regular shopping cart.
      Probably shitting its diaper and most carts only get """cleaned""" when it rains.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a degeneration of our culture

        The mother should be carrying her child in her arms, but she can't because the father isn't present, or if he is, she's still too lazy and doesn't actually like her child

        I wouldn't care if they brought two off leash huskies if they would just carry their child like we have for 2 million years.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are mentally ill

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's right
            >shitty parent
            >leaves baby in cart
            >it screams
            >does not bond with its parents

            >good parent
            >carries baby
            >husband accompanies to protect mother and child
            >baby does not scream and cry and shit in a shopping cart because the mother is holding and soothing it
            >baby bonds with its mother and develops functional social skills instead of turning into a furgay or whatever you are

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all this
              confirmed childless lmao

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. lazy parent
                let me guess, you drink with kids still at home

                may christ forgive your soul for putting an infant where the corn flakes go

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh, what's the problem with leaving the kid in the cart after holding it for the entire day? It won't remove the bond with the parents by sitting away from them for a few minutes
                Are you projecting your bad childhood on that?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe her arms are just tired from holding and tending to the kid all day, you absolute fricking moron? You have no idea how it is to take care of a child
          have a nice day m8

          I'm always grossed out when I see a baby sitting in a regular shopping cart.
          Probably shitting its diaper and most carts only get """cleaned""" when it rains.

          Do you really think it passes through the diaper and touches the seat? moron

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seething roast

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you can not control your child you shouldn't have it

        every time someone has a screaming baby i look and it's some fat degenerate or subhuman turd that isn't even trying to get it to be quiet. prior to that i walk past lots of normal attractive people who know how to keep a child calm. almost like they're another species. you have the macaques with their screeching offspring, and then the noble gorillas who can keep the peace.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what

    Dogs are more hygenic than most of the people we're supposed to accept. They are like their only concession, because some of those people follow the church of satan which has a weird hatred of dogs, so it's like a guarantee they'll at least be as bothered by me and my culture as I am by them and their nonsensical barbarism.

    Back in the day they'd be required to confess, pray to the pope, and then I would leave the dog at home. Or they'd be killed. That works too.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      main issue with dogs in stores is they are opportunistic in curiosity and apatite. A store is filled with tons of expensive things you don't own and are liable to pay for the destruction or damage of. If a dog can reach a shelf, which is most stores it always can, is completely free to grab or eat what he wants without complete undivided supervision by the owner. If your dog sees or smells something weird. He's gonna go up and grab that shit off the shelf in two seconds. If that's food, it's already being chewed by the time you noticed the lack of your dog's presence. And dogs don't understand the gravity of destroying something that isn't theirs because they can't read or understand the laws of human society. They probably don't even know they are buying something. Out of that innocent ignorance they move recklessly and knock all the shit over in the store.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird how my dog doesn’t act like this

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you my dog is better behaved in stores than most people, I bring my dog to cafes and he sits and lays at my feet when I tell him to until we're ready to leave

          Every Time a doggay says this I hate them more
          >"My dog Is special and Is above rules"
          Go frick yourself

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What rules? The store allows dogs.

            Is there a rule that says my dog needs to be a shithead now? Which moronic apostate made that one?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              well you see, people who hate dogs are not known for intelligence, virtue, sanity, or emotional stability, so they tend to argue against scenarios that only happen inside their head based on stuff they saw in whatever anti-dog reddit upvote bubble they live in.

              there is a reason "i don't like people who don't like my dog" is such an old trope. it's because the more outsized someones reaction to dogs, and the more obsessive their issues with them are, is the more likely they are to be fricking nuts. if someone just ignores the dog and makes polite requests to the owner it's never a big deal.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Problem is there are literal dogfrickers who are incapable of acknowledging even the smallest truest criticisms like that dogs definitely have a smell and not everybody likes it
                Even something innocuous like saying you don't really care about dogs one way or another gets them riled up and making basedjaks

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're pussy attracting, muslim mass shooter repelling magic talismans and unironically cleaner and safer to interact with than most people who go to clubs

                bringing your dog to a bar is a pretty old tradition

                Like this guy lol.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dogs definitely have a smell
                You've been told a million times that it varies by dog but you don't understand that there are dogs that just smell and dogs that just don't. Yeah you, we know it's you, you can't stop talking about raping dogs.

                Some homosexual was walking his pitbull/lab mutt thing off leash tonight and it came up to harass me and my actually good dog. That thing definitely had a smell. It was fricking horrible. Usually it's just a dog with severe gum disease because their owners are fricking stupid but that thing had a smell to its entire body. Why would anyone adopt a dog like that? It should have been fricking put down.

                Lol the girls think its weird bro they went out to dance

                If they see your dog is your only wingman thats pathetic. Youre not at a dog park where it makes sense to find girls looking to meet dudes with dogs as their unironic best friend.

                >lol the girls think its weird bro
                No, they don't. :^)

                Who the frick even has a "wingman" these days? When was the last time you went outside? Are you exclusively dating black chicks? I think blacks still do that (and don't like dogs). well ok enjoy

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                the wingman is a lower class thing

                if you're rich enough to pick out a dog that doesn't stink and almost never interact with a dog that stinks (so not a hound or mastiff/bulldog thing) you wouldn't get it

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You if you take your dog out to meet women are using your dog as a wingman. Also yes I went out thats how I saw a dude at a nearby dive goth metal bar this weekend with some service chihahua mutt sniffing at fat goth girls heels at the bar. The fat goth girls were not impressed. Whole bar was lame though. Left but the scene did have dudes in pairs judging girls in pairs or groups. Wingman doesnt mean anything other than a buddy out with you for moral support. A dog is a more pathetic version of that after the sun sets and you are at a sad bar.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk I'm not the kind of human trash that has ever gone anywhere near fat goths or something that could be called a "scene". Whatever shitty "culture" you have, I'm not a part of it. You degenerate big city fricks are below my notice.

                Where I come from if you take your dog to a bar you just like your dog. You don't have a "wingman" because word spreads out you're ganging up on chicks, you're just their with friends. AND a dog. You don't go to a bar period if you don't have friends. Drinking alone is a bad look dog or no dog.

                Anyways the way you read all this bullshit into everything reminds me why I don't like people who don't like my dog (or anyone from a big shitty).

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                If civilization is below your notice why are you on here arguing like a nonce? Frick off.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol ok so you agree its odd to bring a dog to a city club? The townie girls have their opinion of you as that guy with the dog at the bar hes got a codependent relationship with. Thats good for you.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever the frick you do at those clubs is odd to begin with so just going there is odd. Those places are full of literal gays and the worlds biggest and loosest prostitutes. All of you people are dysfunctional and I hope the dogs you bring to clubs to try and regain a sense of normal life shit all over the floor.

                >The townie girls have their opinion of you as that guy with the dog at the bar hes got a codependent relationship with.
                You think i'm the only one there with a dog? You think other people aren't interacting with the dogs? You have no clue pardner

                Oh and you type like a fricking redditor

                Your bloviating post about how much you hate them gosh golly darn city slickers was five times as long you dumb frick

                >BLOVIATING btw i can't count
                peak reddit.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing more reddit than rediting you redditfrick. Correct my grammer on the next door app. But your comfy dog barn bar sounds nice. Wouldnt enjoy it myself but I am glad you have that petting zoo life for you. Stay safe pardner.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >redditor meltdown
                >can't resist handing out an upvote for being heckin wholesome keanu chungus doge anyways
                Typical

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe your goat can tell you what that word means cletus

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not my goat. My wife invited yours over for tea. Didn't she tell you?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people
      the homosexual habilus you see everywhere/in movies/etc. arent people

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for not insulting my homie H. erectus bruv

        Little man built boats

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are mentally ill

      I used to think the dog hating spergs were all non-whites or uppity c**ts, but I am slowly starting to realize most dog owners are some combination of self-absorbed and schizophrenic. I am starting to feel sorry for the dogs.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its hard to just say “rather dogs than homosexuals and nogs” in a way Wauf jannies don’t instantly ban for

        Maybe her arms are just tired from holding and tending to the kid all day, you absolute fricking moron? You have no idea how it is to take care of a child
        have a nice day m8
        [...]
        Do you really think it passes through the diaper and touches the seat? moron

        It gets past the diaper all the time. that’s why the lazy roasties don’t want to hold it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll never reproduce so this isn't a problem for you

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dogs are more hygenic than most of the people we're supposed to accept
      Your dog eats its own shit lmao. Doggays delusional

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, my dog doesn't eat any shit at all. they licked a deer turd once but that's a league above how so many americans of a certain caliber wipe their fat KFC-based-diarrhea smeared asses with a single square of toilet paper and then walk out without washing their hands, so they can be as dirty as possible while pointlessly putting their hands on as many things as possible while going "HEY YOU GOT SOMMA DA CORN FLAKES" "NO" "GET SOMMA DA CORN FLAKES" "THEY NOT ON SALE" "DO THEY GOT LUCKY CHARMS" "SHIT NO" from across the store instead of just walking over to talk to each other

        the sad part is i'm describing white people.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          And ya'll better not be rude to them. They're disabled.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dog eats turd
        >Saliva, cheeks, tongue, and drinking water remove turd from their mouth
        >There is now one less turd in the world
        >This is supposed to be dirty
        Animals that eat turds:
        Elephants
        Great apes
        Germans
        Buffalo
        Lions
        Horses

        All chads.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not always but It's always displeasing to see some be let into restaurants, unhygienic imo, most pets (if not all, really) shouldn't be let into these places that's why you have outside tables so you can still share your meal with your buddy and make a good compromise with the rest of the tables, plus if they want to zoom around It's better outside than inside, more air and everything

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can't bring my dog into the store i'm not going in

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Least domesticated cattle.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are people that are worse than dogs that are permitted to enter stores, so not really.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not necessarily the point. Dogs might be worse on average, and it’s a cheap heuristic. That’s why I’m a racist, anyway.

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